Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right? You just call her and say what I told you to say.

Excuse me, sir. Yo!

I've been waiting for this all year.

Yeah, I checked the last address I had.

Tef long con gangster! Tef long!

Oh, yeah. Maybe you should ask Lamont.

Memphis and Little Rock, my brothers is Whoa

April Fool, motherfucker.

- Shit. - Police business. Police business.

You still determined to be a private eye?

Why you flinch?

Hang out. That's good.

Nothing, nothing.

Let me ask you something.

If you feel yourself tightening up...

My kids. You can't believe what private schools are charging nowadays.

Oh, come on, man. You suck.

Well, you know it was way back in the day.

I'm gonna drag you out of here by your hair.

I know we will.

So why you point that guy out to me when I came in?

Come on, Shaft. Lead us to that waitress.

- Stole? - Inherited.

You just wanna be held, or you want the ID?

Tiger Woo I like him

I see your point.

But no one understands him but his woman

has been the subject of fierce racial demonstration...

I'll probably get fired for this, but I thought you might need some help.

And no... No indo, all right?

Hey, hey, hey, guys. Break it up.

- We finish what we started. - No shit.

- Hey, get these nuts, cops! - Go piss in the bed, boy.

- Rasaan. - What?

I don't even remember going back inside.

Hello, can I speak to Diane Palmiri, Please?

Did you see...?

Concealed weapon.

What the fuck you shooting at now, jake?

- I'll get him my own goddamn way. - Insane!

Somebody turn that fucking music off!

Ounces are 1,000.

I'm gonna put so many lawyers on your ass...

- Back up off the motherfucking Armani. - Fuck you and your Armani!

Talen You look like a fucking duck hunter

Palmieri! I said I got it, dude.

Teflon don, nigga! Teflon!

How does a third-rate, pencil-pushing, apple-stealing, dick-head like you...

Go where you go. Do what you do.

Asking Black People To Take The Vaccine

How About No cake?!

Is April Fool Morherfucker

And I told myself that was enough.

From the television.

I wanted to run. I just... My legs wouldn't move.

I was out there about 10 minutes.

What is wrong with you, sneaking around behind me like that?

For two years now, I've been meaning to ask you.

There was no father there for me Hey, and...

Now, my son Tony, he's a real good boy. A good student.

- Peoples. Peoples. - Can I get my shoes shined?

Hey, what's up?

So, what you do, motherfucker? Threaten her?

- This is like a biohazard in here. - You're welcome.

Hey, Shaft, I heard you quit la policia.

Anybody looking to maintain their employment with the N.Y.P.D...

You fucked him!

this is egyptian ribe, motherfuck.

You want my shoes?

Hi. Good morning. I'm from Publisher's Clearing House.

You best kill me! You best kill me, motherfucker!

Tell me it ain't one of your dick-arounds.

I just wanna hold a camera, dog.

- I thought you were gonna smoke me. - I smoke Camels.

Let me get your autograph. You a star.

Just have a seat over there. When he's done, he'll help you.

Shaft. You pissed him off now. Here come the troops.

You boys play nice.

Very smooth, very...

- What's up? - Old business.

- Step out of the car, please. - Excuse me?

Take your woman!