Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This place is a real who's who of who's you and me.

the same problem, so a few thousand versions of me had the

with some Morty dazzlers.

The fact that you feel that way makes you the best Rick of them all.

Reacting to Tulsi Gabbard. You Make Us Ashamed to be Ourselves

I-I want to show you something.

and so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance.

Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats,

Do your worst, you little bastards!

I'm simply gonna download the

which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,

I mean, isn't that what Mortys are -- human cloaking devices?

Who the fuck said that?!? Who just signed their own fucking death warrant?!? Fuck you

The truth is, you bought them because you like them.

You have a history of non-cooperation with the council.

She's not as brilliant or attractive.

That's what I like to hear!

and I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!

absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,

Cellphone. No, no, no, no. Rotary.

That'll keep 'em busy for a while.

You could accomplish the same result with 5 morty's and a jumper cable

My portal gun was hacked remotely, Morty--

Oh, gosh, I-I hope not. I wouldn't want to offend you in any way.

You know what, Rick? I'll tell you something!

- Oh, man. - Leave my Morty out of this.

Now, for the love of God, be quiet.

Turn your boring, old Morty into a-- hot fashion statement

What do you think? See?

Looks like payday at Neverland ranch in here.

- Coffee time! - Yeah!

If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes they just want me to join their stupid club.