Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Alright, Steve Huffman. Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.
Man, I can't believe you, Rick.
Hooray!
They assigned him to me because
Ricks have a very distinctive and traceable brain wave due to our genius.
I wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill.
That way, if someone has a gun and we both tell you to shoot
voucher for a free replacement
I'm obviously being set up.
When an atheist embraces the alt-right You Make us Ashamed to be ourselves
Americans
Yeah, but where's the transmitter?
Nonsense. We couldn't be happier to have you around.
W-w-why would somebody do this? It's horrible!
This guy is on it!
Dude, are you -- w-- you're being a dick, right?
You make us ashamed to be ourselves!
because you're as dumb as I am
It's incredible what a gifted
They have little R2-D2s instead of George Washington.
Beth you're a treasure.
doesn't he just have to stand by a Morty to hide?
I've heard enough.
and you seem like a guy who really has it all together.
and a lot of versions of me on different timelines had
I get it.
Kill me! Do it!
But someone out there is killing Ricks,
No, no, no, no, no. Fuck me.
- Y-you're a monster. - Don't be Rick-diculous, Morty.
Come on!
Yo, ding-dong, we're done here. Time to go.
Not my cup of tea, this place.
What do lumber & I have in common? 2 by 10 Bitch!
You know Matt Walsh eats his own shit, right?
- Hi, Jerry. - Leave me alone.
Ugh.
So, You fixed a vacuum pump…
Geez, you're easy to impress.