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My point is...
Four hours of our lives gone? Check.
- They're graduating. - Okay, bye.
Initiating calibration sequence.
Just to be clear, financially or midsentence?
Nice. Where were you when I was single?
All right, playtime's over.
It's about solving a problem. It's why I became an engineer.
...but I'm not doing that either.
Listen to that noise.
Very well. Reinitiating calibration sequence.
(PHONE BEEPS)
Add a belt and I'll take you someplace nice.
Wrong, obesity.
I have a Master's degree in engineering
I'm gonna go put on pants just in case. But I have to say, this is very freeing.
...or maybe you're the smallest kid in school...
...but I hated it.
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