Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Maybe we should recalibrate it. - All right.
Well, however much money your father was giving you...
- How would I be blinded? - At the end of the ceremony...
Are you sure? I could pretend I'm a cheerleader...
Helicopters for everybody!
FEMALE VOICE: (OVER PHONE) Your call is important to us.
I wipe my bottom with warranties.
- I'll figure it out. - It streams HD video...
I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.
But, Daddy, I miss my family so much...
No, my mind is made up. Starting now, you're on your own.
With a beautiful girl on your arm.
...because of his active social life.
Sorry. Yeah, maybe it's for the best.
- Well, couldn't we get on another airline? - I don't think so.
Be a man.
- I have to get my money back for this. - Calm down.
I just got an alert. Our flight's been canceled.
- I'll take my chances. - Fine.
It's my father, you jerks.