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Why would they say "at least"?
(MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE)
I'd also like to take a moment to thank my beautiful fiancée...
Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
- I have the tools you wanted. - Thank you.
The only way to teach you that is to cut off your allowance.
That seems simple enough.
But enough about my 10-year reunion.
It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.
There are lots of other ways to teach me responsibility.
Look, the problem with commencement speeches...
One of our most distinguished alumni...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
...I bet a lot of you feel the same way.
Hello, Rajesh. What a nice surprise.
MAN: (OVER PHONE) Tech support, can I help you?
- I don't freaking believe this! - Relax. It'll be fine.
Initiate landing sequence! Initiate landing sequence!
But they're still getting at least one angry letter.
...and what a wonderful place it is...
- Short and sexy. That's my wheelhouse. - Yeah.