Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought.
- Hey! - Not cool!
Oh, you're where that bill goes.
...is that they're boring.
Rajesh, is your father seeing someone?
Nothing, I was just calling to check in, make sure she's doing okay.
I have a Master's degree in engineering
Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.
...and with you and Mommy getting a divorce...
LEONARD: Why did you need a belt? PENNY: It's called an evening look.
"No thief, however skillful...
Mm. Hello, Daddy, what's up?
It's what I like to do, it's what I'm trained to do, it's who I am.
I've never been to New Jersey before.
You're gonna be on Skype. They're not gonna see your legs.
And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.
Probably wind up talking to some foreign guy...
- Sheldon, we got Wi-Fi? - Check.
...all up the east coast.
No, Daddy, no.
And for those of you who were popular in high school, it's over. Sorry.
- Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside. - I'm not flying it!
Don't look at me. Initiate.