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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's to smoking and you.
with denture cream on my hands?
Now, don't sleep on your stomach.
ALL: (SINGING) happy birthday to you
But you got fingernails to chew on.
Whoa! What the hell?
Window shut!
It's edgy.
Cigarette? Yes!
needs a Zoloft or two.
Me, too-- this is a hospital.
Why can't I have a juice box?
Always get those two confused.
go do it in the stairwell with the doctors.
See?
Who knows what's under them?
possum foam with pouch reduction."
Hey. Oh, have you ever turned on a TV?
But it sounds really nice.
And it was the best cigarette of my life.
You're so fat!
Disco Stu is back on Tinder.
Got 91 points from Robert Trailerparker.
Ooh, Vicodin.
Because when she sticks in the straw,
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