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We're scared.
# D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead #
The team we're up against for championship...
# O-Off, off, off with your head #
- # For no mere mortal can resist # - # Heads will roll #
Couldn't agree more.
That's not what I was gonna say at all.
and we need all the help we can get right now.
# Off with your head #
- No fricking way. - We don't have a choice.
On the field and off.
I think...
- I need to talk to you. - Can we not fight for just one day, man?
It's like crossing a picket line. Nobody wants to be a scab.
Huh.
You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky.
# The midnight hour is close at hand #
- # And share a killer, thriller # - # Ow! #
What?
Other than attracting headlines...
the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone...
See? Not even a chuckle.
I just got off the phone with the Ohio Cheerleading Board...
Sue Sylvester's done playing nice.
# Can you pay my bills? #
# Car #
We thought about that, but the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play.
# Please don't bother trying to find her #
# Taking me places I ain't never been #
# Picture-perfect memories #
That's funny, Karofsky, how you're calling everybody gay all the time...
What the hell are they doin'?
# California gurls ##
they're much better than us.
You know, this is it. This is the moment of our lives.
Coach, that cannon is gonna get Brittany killed. Is that really worth it...
and Sparky Lohan...
# You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother #
- Hey, hey. Shut it, Karofsky. - No fricking way.
That's crap. Hudson's a fricking girl...
The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together. To bring the school together.
Well, the good news is you actually only need four more guys.
- Nice throw. - Yeah, man.
Becky.
- # Oh, no # - # Can you pay my telephone bills? #
What you don't have the balls to do.
Hey!
I figure if I stay on you, you'll run away like your little butt buddy Hummel.
It's decided. You're not allowed to fire anyone out of that cannon without their consent!
Yeah!
- Right. - Anyways...
And that's what I'm looking to do here.
Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Kesha song. It's freakin' weird.
How many times do we have to put you puck-heads in your place...
# Heads will roll #