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Hey. So, uh, how is it?
I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go.
I know. That's why I said, "Again!"
I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep.
And if that apple pie tasted bad. BARBALALA: Barbalala’s gonna by you your mum and dad.
Can I just stop you there for a second?
I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower.
And if you have a plan, you should stick to it.
Oh, my God. How long has she been crying?
Phebe Never wake up a baby
I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then I gotta go to the office.
Have I gone deaf?
You know, you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket!
A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.
- Hi. - Hey.
Have I gone deaf?? Have I gone deaf??
- I'm not gonna hit you. - You'll feel better. I'll feel better.
- I'm the worst mother ever. - No, you're just new at this.
I could go on and on. But instead of boring you...
Make a fist.
- Uh, Rachel, I guess. - Okay. Relationship?
Emma: Not easy.
We're moving to Tulsa.
All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her...
No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
Hey, I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to say goodbye.
- Uh, linen closet. - The diapers?