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Bad enough... but then I noticed
Listen, Phil, I can't do this.
Are you thinking of joining?
- Who? - Vlad.
You son of a bitch.
Ever been in here, Jay?
- You still in? - Absolutely.
Lobster Thermidor from the country club.
Anyway, I'm a biochemistry major and Caltech,
The conference table in our boardroom
"... at CEO comedy night."
Please, I'm on the board, and I couldn't not bring my husband
Jay, I mean it.
Vietnam.
It was so honest and sensitive...
you let those people know that you're better than them,
Just pick one and go.
and I won't go back to a party.
I don't want to be that guy, but did you send that text yet?
Phil's gonna do a little magic trick for you.
As you remember, my business was started in my garage.
come have some drinks with the committee,
We're not doing this again.
plus I have a 9-to-5 job now, so bye.
What time period was all this taking place?
Yeah, no, uh, not fun, actually.
She invited a few of us out for coffee.
Mitchell, this is the theater. Have some respect.
"Why am I taking a business course anyway?"
You won't go back to a party? Why?
Get you some! Get it!
how about instead of another class, you get a job?
and they vote a few people in.
Hot tub that way.
- ... car accident! - Car accident.
- You sell closets and blinds? - Mm-hmm.
Hey, buddy, they canceled my showing,
I know it's just community theater,
so I can drive you to work.
Jay, Jay, Jay!
- But I'm not tired. - Don't care.
- Oh. How's that work? - _
you would love to take care of Joe?