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It appears we have accidentally intercepted
Could have brought him back through great distances,
Lock into launch site scan.
Safety. Stand by to destruct.
Standing by to begin malfunction as planned.
Weren't orbital nuclear devices one of this era's greatest problems?
One minute to launch.
Acknowledged.
Something is beaming aboard.
Repeat. This bird is armed. The warhead's alive.
They're beginning to worry down on Earth, Mr. Scott.
Jim? Jim!
Roberta, you've got to believe me.
Set exceiver, 91.218.
Captain's log, supplemental.
I'm getting military alerts from the major powers.
If we can't, we're gonna lay an H-bomb on somebody somewhere.
No!
Malfunction setting correct.
In there!
Looks like your lucky day, Roberta.
All right.
Energize.
Safety group, clear launchpad.
If I could bounce off it, I could get some good views.
Ready on destruct signal.
Everything you have done for the past three Earth days.
Freeze! One move and you've both had it.
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Look, hey, I mean, like, not even the CIA could do all this.
Stand by to beam us down.
- Destruct. - Transmit destruct signal.
Unless agents are found immediately, I must undertake their mission.
Although behaviour appears erratic, possesses high IQ.