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Yeah, me neither.
Minion roaring
(AMY LAUGHING)
yes beryl borgognocicles? what do you want? i want the virgaridnujcia.
Again with that? Come on. You don't wanna do that.
(BANGING)
What are you doing?
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
AMY: I know, but we have to tell them.
(DR. POWELL GASPS)
AMY: Pull!
Go downstairs! Grab ahold of the rope!
I can't.
- Stay up all night! - No, go upstairs.
(SCREAMING)
that's in that bag there?
(WHISPERING) They'll never let me leave.
(GASPS)
An astral plane or a spiritual plane.
Aren't you feeling lucky?
I shot a pretty amazing occurrence recently.
(AMY GRUNTING)
Yes, you can. We have to go now.
(THUDDING) Ow!
AMY: Look, she says left on Kitty Hawk.
- Look. Isn't that cool? - You aren't listening to me!
AMY: All right, hop in your seat.
(HONKING HORN)
(SCREAMING)
AMY: Yeah.
AMY: Burke, give her the line!
Maddy!
but just one block up,
You have to.
(PANTING) Maddy.
Don't roll your eyes at me.
Let's go.
What do you think, it's like a magic portal?
Well, Maddy's not the problem.
I left her alone.
(COUGHING)
(FAINT CLATTERING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Well, mine are very happy right now, so get over here.
Kids are going to sleep.
And this is the least sucky one we've seen...
No way. How are you doing that?
Yeah. Which I apparently suck at.
Talk to me.
The wires are in the house.
Of course it is, sweetheart.
No!
It's just 10 minutes away.
- Ugh! - You love parties.
(MADISON SCREAMING)
(THROUGH TABLET) Mommy?
It's a little better.
(CREAKING)
Who is coming?
where Maddy's hands were, uh, pressed against.
(MADISON CRYING)
You look ridiculous!
poop poop poop poop opp
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
Maddy, we need to hear your voice, okay, sweetheart?
I missed.
Just stay away from the closet.
- Amy is an amazing writer. - Oh, Eric!
(GASPS)
Hey Marc wake up! Amy the paramedics are coming! Oh good!
My favorite part Sexy
(CLICKS TONGUE) Oh.
I'm scared!
Yeah, they moved them to a nicer neighborhood.
What time do I start? Nine?
But now it's in a nicer neighborhood.
Mommy?
You have a good pension here, for this?
I'm gonna tell them--
Is this freaking you out?
(EXHALES)
(ELECTRONIC HUMMING)
No, no, no. We don't need to see that. That's weird.
- I like that sound. - Yeah, you're good.
I didn't touch your phone.
(ERIC EXHALES)
AMY: Oh, wow.
Maddy's gonna be okay.
- I said I was sorry. AMY: No, it's not your fault.
ERIC: Oh, hey.
All right, first things first.
(HOLLOW TAPPING)
AMY: Maddy. Okay, let's go.
this office had the craziest reputation.
She's half-pig and half-unicorn, see?