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When I go home, it's gonna take me a few minutes just to peel my slab off my bag.
Leonard, hey, it's Cleveland Brown.
- What's on your lip? - Uh, eyeliner.
- Come again? - Kristin and Heidi? Hello?
We're trying to draw a more upscale crowd.
So you're saying by putting less alcohol in each drink, I could make more money?
Lacey Stapleton was at the mall yesterday.
I studied drama at Northwestern before I went into medicine.
Do it then. Punch me in the head...
Water, water.
I'd like you both to be honored guests at my fundraiser tomorrow and tell your story.
- Uh, son? - One sec, Dad.
I'm Gonna Get, Even With That Candy-Ass Son Of A Mother fucking Bitch. wait! no don't say that! a bad word. yeah!
So please put your wealthy hands together for Roberta Tubbs.