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- You think I'm crazy. - No!
like Indiana Jones looking for the lost Peruvian temple.
You're a good friend, Liv.
So who recorded it? An ad agency?
- Ahhh! Sasha! - I don't want apologies! I want loyalty!
- Wait, you don't think Corinne... - Is now a zombie?
but in a "not funny" way.
Are you gonna mosey down to the holding cell and pop open
- (ELECTRONIC DISTURBANCE) - WOMAN: Sasha!
Uh, I believe he was on his way to murder me and eat my brains.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Is that weird for you?
Settle down, Jerome.
I think you holding on to this case is a way of you holding on to him.
Well, I guess we'll never know.
Make it five.
Hi, Ravi. Yeah, I'll, um, get her.
Cheated On In Chattanooga threatened to kill her husband's mistress on air.
It's not a long ride.
I'm... I'm sorry. And you are?
She was promoting a roundtable interview next week
I could go for Thai.
was the person I wanted to share every detail of my life with.
The guy the kids call "the Candyman."
I was wondering if you've received
Is she or is she not dating someone?
who thinks her husband might be getting his kicks at another woman's shoe store.
Are you shrinking me?
- Why so glum, chum? - I can't do this anymore.
Cheated On In Chattanooga. Maybe "Cheated On In Chechnya."
They were basically dry humping in the lobby.
Yes.
- You did what? - Horrible idea.
MAN: Piping hot coffee...
What are we doing?
Judging by my lack of offers...
He thinks they're responsible for the missing kids.
Just enjoy the ride.
I know everything there is to know about you.
(CHUCKLES) (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Is she seeing anyone presently? - Probably.
Anybody in radio says differently, they're lying.
Detectives?
She's been asked out so much, she doesn't bother with niceties.
You know, if I'm gonna get into a fight with a biker gang,
"Idealizing a past partner." You are so textbook.
Pair that with "avoiding discussion of deep feelings."
was so good, the Beignet people just kept her in the finished product.
We can't all pull off the ethereal Tinker Bell look.
That's all it was.
Kelly Clarkson! Ping pong! (GASPS)
Probably not.
the next girl will fall in love with.
begging for someone to bang a little color back into her cheeks.
- Would you even take it? - (ALARM BEEPING)
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- there's a reason for that. - Mr. Burd.