Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All I'm saying is, any guy who's been married for more than five minutes
- Crap. - I want to know what happened!
Good evening and welcome. I'm Jane Bowman.
I don't know about him, but I'd like to experience
(GASPS)
- (DIAL TONE) - SASHA: Hello?
Whatever, you know, it, it doesn't matter.
So, there were a lot of lovers?
Ah! Ah, yes.
sister-wife collecting cultists. A married couple.
You made it on the police blotter?
Enough about me.
Talking about ambidextrous hookers on the radio.
Causing instant cardiac arrest.
I'm not asking you for a Brazilian, just a little...
Who have you been sailing with lately and how big is his boat?
I don't want you to be, but you are.
I don't know any names or anything,
Peyton Charles, Assistant District Attorney.
That was, uh, definitely Sasha's forte.
SASHA: The guy's a bully, and you're just laying back and taking it.
was she calling from Tennessee?
Your reward in the kingdom of heaven will be great.
Everything the police tell you in this town is a lie.
- Did you get any offers? - No. Mmm-mmm.
I don't know, what you're thinking, some takeout?
Hi.
A tech wunderkind, a professional soccer player,
If I had confronted Sasha directly,
Sasha blackballed Jane?
Do you notice anything missing with this paperwork?
He got drunk at a work party and Sasha seduced him.
You did everything you could.
- SASHA: Don't make me play it. - CALLER: But he meditates now.
I'm sure that's how it seemed, but I've known Peyton since college,
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Have your assets preserved for your heirs.
It's missing a time stamp, which means
get even, without ruining my career.
CHEATED: (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) I finally caught
She has her own special role in all this.
According to Yelp, they shut their doors last year.
rolling hard on Utopium and Max Rager.
CHEATED: I'm keepin' my man, Dr. Sasha.
It's a long story.
the two of 'em, followed 'em to a hotel.
This Dupont guy was wearing Jerome's shoes.
Major?
a lot of men would feel threatened by their ex-lovers comparing notes on the radio.
You know that license plate number she gave on the air?
(CHUCKLES) Wow. A size joke, really?
Argh! Argh!
of the things we can no longer enjoy.
All I'm saying is, the inexplicable crying when you're cuffing the carrot,
She's finally getting her big break.
(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)