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There was a break-up. In that, Corinne dumped him.
I don't know which parent was distant and made you work for affection.
Five stations under the Panopticon umbrella,
Why isn't he tearing into you?
(GASPS)
knowing you're being affected by the brain you just ate
And no, I didn't think anyone was gonna remember an ad that
- You kicked a lot of women loose? - Not anymore.
that could potentially lead to you being hurt.
You can't expect a girl to go hacking through the brush
CALLER #1: Everything, 'cause you suck.
Holy crap, Ravi! He's white and murderous.
It's a public service piece I like to do.
(GIGGLES)
God, I can't believe
Well, I hope there's radio in hell and I hope you're listening, Sasha.
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Stay away from my husband, whore!
CORINNE: Hello?
Am I right? You know, don't ya?
(EXHALES)
And hope to hell he doesn't go to the press or sue,
I suppose I could've OD'd, would have been a hell of a meet-cute,
Enter the hero.
LIV: Okay. So the pledge to keep my advice to myself didn't last long.
Without that, it's not really even a relationship, is it?
cause it'll be both our asses.
Yeah, I know all about her.
All right? It was a drug dealer named Julien Dupont.
because I enjoy these chats we have every 15 minutes or so.
Even though I still think you belong with someone else.
Right now, they're probably waving tiny glow sticks in the air.
I'm surprised you find this trashy, lowest-common...
never had a healthy relationship in her life.
I had to help a friend with a legal matter.
It cuts down on the awkward silence after you've just done
SASHA: (ON RADIO) ... frequent caller Cheated On In Chattanooga,
WOMAN: (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) It's high time you experience
Dear God, how about a heads-up, or an NSFW warning?
Sasha was pretty angry when she found out you wanted to leave.
This foot-rub dessert is tasty.
You just got arrested. You are in a running battle with someone known as the Candyman?
- What just happened? - No idea.
- No. - Get him out. Now.
We have a recording of you doing a Southern accent in a commercial.
a couple of craniums a week and hope nobody gets wise?
Yeah.
then it seems logical the brains came from an animal.
How do you know it was a woman?
of Sasha Arconi, who is gone too soon.
I'm nothing.
What part of "me having you by the short and curlies" don't you understand?