Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, you... He's fine.
You did call me. You called me from jail and I didn't answer.
We also have an eyewitness to the affair between Sasha and this man.
- How heavy are bones? - Damn it, you listen to me!
Zip it!
Oh, it's a zombie thing. You wouldn't understand.
and I'm supposed to meet up with Paolo when the Sounders get back from Germany.
- You need me? - No.
SASHA: Yes, manscaping is a thing.
Of course.
Jerome!
She found out I was sending tapes to other stations.
I've been a witness to all those poor guys who liked a challenge.
It's over now.
Sasha was the psych major with the big personality.
Ten, twelve times over the past few weeks.
Huh? Anyone? Anyone?
We'll have you to him in no time.
so if you hear of anyone looking for a youth counselor
with my "street cred" as this kid was,
Oh, my God. That's Cheated On In Chattanooga.
The woman could barely order a cup of coffee, let alone fake a Southern accent!
you said nothing to her? You just hatched this elaborate plan?
she would have blackballed me in the industry, like she did to Jane.
I'm not the "let's get real" type, anyway.
And when I decided I wanted to live my dream
to commit unspeakable acts upon a Sasha Arconi blow-up doll and post them online.
LIV: Every time Major calls me his friend, I ache.
Have you seen Major today?
Ow! I forgot the safe word. What's the safe word?
MAN: Piping hot coffee...
When your wife found out you were sleeping with Sasha, was she mad enough to kill her?
(RAT SQUEAKS)
I was just worried she wouldn't be able to fit 'em all into the studio.
A mutual support system. A sisterhood, linked by one voice.
But, you know, you're not the usual Liv, are you?
But to hear you tell it, she's out of my league.
Sasha, I'm sorry! I was gonna tell you, I swear!
LIV: Sex, on the other hand...
Right. The human genome is full of so-called "junk DNA," right?
He loves me.
SASHA: Cheated, you know I always give it to you straight.
No, no, no. I've been looking at pictures of human and cow brains for hours,
LIV: The good thing about being forced to listen to hours of a relationship show?
with several of Chuck's past lovers.
- Maybe don't be friends with criminals. - (SNICKERS)
Straight talk?
Oh, I understand that, but...
Oh, super close.
How about trying to live in the moment for once?
That's the plan.
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) A juicy, mouth-watering thick slab of beef.
Guards commuted their sentences to 20 minutes of beating the hell out of me.
You did it. You made a zombie rat.
Jane was the RTF major with the radio skills.
It sounds like we should have a chat with Chuck.
What do I care if one of them said something bad?
(SIGHS) Something like that.