Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just got the Crank Prank Time Phone!

Richard, come back, please!

Your answer to the great question is illogical!

- Hello? - Hello? Hello?

It's the freaking future!

I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here.

We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground!

This is terrible!

You fools! This will be the end of us all!

Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past.

Sid cannot wait to see the PS4 come out

How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?

Sir, the sea otters are advancing. They've broken through the east portal!

Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise.

And while their ships are away,

Bark! Bark! Hello, Eric! I have missed you.

And young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.

Could I speak with Al Coholic, please?

and if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!

Do you hear me?

I can't hook up anything to a float screen without at least a Laser 7 output.

Sorry, kid, you're just going to have to crank call people in the present.

Eric, you have to come home.

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation