Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise.
and if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!
Your answer to the great question is illogical!
Sorry, kid, you're just going to have to crank call people in the present.
How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past.
I can't hook up anything to a float screen without at least a Laser 7 output.
Could I speak with Al Coholic, please?
Bark! Bark! Hello, Eric! I have missed you.
I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
It's the freaking future!
Sir, the sea otters are advancing. They've broken through the east portal!
- Hello? - Hello? Hello?
This is terrible!
Am a monkey
And while their ships are away,
We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground!
Do you hear me?
And young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.
Sid cannot wait to see the PS4 come out
Eric, you have to come home.
Kyle? Kyle!
You fools! This will be the end of us all!
I just got the Crank Prank Time Phone!
Richard, come back, please!