Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen to this! (Farts)
Just send a maintenance guy to my room!
Yes, long ago we realised -isms are great for those who are rational.
What? Three-way funchat on screen!
Have a fun time mocking God in hell, you queer!
No, really, Kyle. I'm seriously... Here, talk to my robot dog.
The United Atheist Alliance has taken the bait!
- Eric? Is that you? - Butters! Butters, listen to me!
Oh, all right, then I have to have 6000 credits.
This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive.
Now, I am required by the state to make sure
That Nintendo Wii doesn't come out for two months.
Are you spying on me?
But now the moment has come to send you back to your time.
Yes, hello, Kyle, it's Eric. How's it going?
So long, Eric.
Bark, bark! That phone is for crank calling only.
- Who are you talking to, muffin? - I can't wait two months! I can't!
the Allied Atheist Alliance!
Just pass the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself
There has to be a way around this!
Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department.
That is the logical choice!
Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them
I'm not going to help you freeze yourself, Cartman.
No! Allied Atheist Alliance! That way it has three A's!
Of course there's war!
Then accept our answer to the great question and we will withdraw!
This is some ancient, Super VHS output or something.
New from Zasbro! It's Crank Prank Time Phone!
We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed!
What? No. No!
to take down the Allied Atheist Alliance's clam fields!
Suck my balls, K-10. I'm not in the mood.