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Whoa, steady!
But you're here right now!
who has bought a time phone from this guy in the past week.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Yeah, lucky for me, the otters believed I was on their side.
KILL THE WISE ONE !
So there is no war now in the future?
All right, Eric, are you all set to go?
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Look. I have to have one of those phones.
Dickhead.
Don't let the Time Child out of your sight.
We explained that to you already.
I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii,
The stupid French-Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii!
Sex-change operation?
The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defence ships
Unable to cope with the wait any longer,
- What is the great question? - What atheists should call themselves.
I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!
- There you are, Eric! - Mom! Mom, they did it!
#1231 #7039 #9029 #7309
God, I hate that guy!
No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen!
What?
And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
With the Crank and Wank Time Machine.
you knew the wife of the smartest man in all of history.
I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself!
Oh, I see. Is this the Johnson boys from down the street?
My friends, the time has come.
Hail Science! Hail Science! Hail Science!
You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
This is it. New New Hampshire.
You could change the present.