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I knew you were a G.
you'd realise how off-key that description is.
It's OK.
DM me, yeah?
# If I only knew your name I'd go from door to door
No, I agree. I think that's a really good idea.
So I see him most years at birthday drinks.
It makes me feel mental.
and then the world will be our oyster.
I can't believe they actually kept my CV on file.
# And when I took you back
ever, ever again.
Deep breaths, only a couple of seconds.
I'm being serious. I've got to start making more grown-up choices
I thought you weren't drinking. Or having sex.
I'm not a dancer. I work in property.
Just, you know, don't be too young.
Happy ba-by.
I was being a dick last night. I'm sorry.
I-I can't, I'm worried that... I don't care.
OK, let's get started. We go down,
when you were sitting on your sofa eating pizza.
OK, I've just sent you his full name and number,
I'm here to be the best I can be.
You know how much I fancy him.
Your boobs are better, babe.
Yeah.
What possessed you?
So what do you mean?
with a stranger we meet in here tonight.
Mags, I think I'm going to go.
I'm not going to be able to give you.
instead of going to a dance school.
Go on, let's go again.
I wish there was a hobby for your mouth that was guilt-free.
Er, Roisin, this is my girlfriend, Nell.
Absolutely.
but it felt like an adventure.
DJ? Nell.
OK. Is that OK?
Oh, my God. Are you OK?
Hey! Turn it up, DJ Nell.
Comments about the fact that I did a dance degree at uni
Are you even in the room when you have sex?
Same.
Ah, the famous Birdy.
Yo.
Just full abstinence.