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And, flossing keeps gums healthy
Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?
My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!
This kid's not sober, is he?
The rest of you are free to go.
And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.
and removes plaque from hard to brush areas.
Spliced in a little sheep DNA.
Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,
Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
makes me want to know you more.
it's never too early for your first time.
I'm forwarding-- Oo!
if you'll help me with a report I'm writing.
from your brain to my heart.
Now, I know I don't have to tell you
on your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast.
Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,
But where, can I find, the mist?
to get wasted might disappear forever.
So I was thinking we could like, you know,
Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
Good title. It draws the reader in
Look Kennedy, we kissed.
Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,
Let. Them. Go.
This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!
Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
Thank you!
Abe, I want you.
Cleo, I care about you.
Let's practice again.
Which is fine, with me.