Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bart, look.! It's Santa Claus.!

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No. Wait, wait, wait. Queer. Queer. Queer.

No. I'm not setting foot outside this house until that man is gone.

Christmas is coming early this year

- How'd you know that thing would work? - The sound is just brutal...

Those were the toughest names we had.

It's a miracle!

Waylon. I'd like you to meet the Simpsons.

And not becauseJohn's gay, but because he's a sneak.

Wow. An actual robot from the movie Clank, Clank, You're Dead.

(SHOUTS, BURBLES)

- I don't know. Came out of the closet. - Uh... huh.

They ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and Julian.

You still got that other kid- uh, Lisa.

- Right. - sexual.

Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer.

- Zap! - [ Gasps ]

[ Effeminately ] Hello!

I'll do anything you say- anything!

I don’t know, something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods… …seems kinda gay

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you were wrong! I won't tolerate this disrespect! Go to the principal right now!

As a father. A father. Regular father. Whew.

Okay, that didn't work. But I know something that will.

So this is your sick mother?

-(SCREAMS) -(MUSIC CONTINUES)