HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
when it starts raining naked ladies.
## [ Electronic Beeping ]
Oh-
Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.
No, I'm not, Marge.
because I made your favorite dessert.
Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
You gotta do it yourself,Homer, and you gotta do it fast.
I didn't do anything.
Man. You should come over to our place.
Grandma's Civil War doll.
We work hard. We play hard.
All right, boy, come on. Today, we're gonna...
So, it seems to be the problem this time. Simon had the audacity to tell me my work was wrong. Here.
Christmas is coming early this year.
The Mixels not The Simpsons
[ Laughing ]
[ Machinery Clanging ]
No, that's cruel He can have a teensy beer
These were banned in all 50 states.
- So? - There's only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts-
- Ha! - Ow!
Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there.
Corona
He prefers the company of men. Who doesn’t?
Makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way.
[ Groaning ]
[ Groans ] Think of how awful it would be for the poor midget inside.
All right. Everybody got their ticket?
And you know what else? Broadway.
They all migrated north when the state park converted to Astroturf.
He preferred the company of men!
[ Homer Babbling ]
[ Groans ]
That's like shooting a beautiful man.
He prefers the company of Marge Simpson with her hair down who doesn't?
Can you believe somebody gave this to Goodwill?
Well, the only thing around here that's even close to deer is-
You & Moran ain't cousins, are you?