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The one-time superstar will serve his sentence...
Quicker!
11.: 00 tomorrow morning.
Walker to Marsden.
It's very possible, sweets. That's not possible.
I'll take him straight in. Okay, miss.
Not after the big It's your time speech.
Come on, superstar. Tour's not over.
it's about tackling...
Yes! Ref! Ref!
So you could be with us for some time. Hmm?
I'm not worried. He said it to you, not me.
I've seen 'em talking.
I was 425 grand down...
Oi, lads, want a game?
23 minutes of the first half to go and it's getting heated out there.
You done well with that lot.
And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly.
They've got one good player.
What is Meehan doing, anyway? It's like he's not even on the pitch.
And you only find out how disappointed they are when you let them down.
Put the kettle on, Raji. Oh, would you like any biscuits?
Lee, get changed. You're on, mate. Ref!
Nick has come over all poorly...
No nookie for Mr. Ratchett. No nookie for Mrs. Ratchett neither.
It's in a goalscoring position if I've ever seen one, Bob.
Don't be silly. Oh, come on.
I have been free!
Sir, I'm afraid we're gonna have to Breathalyze you.
Ow! You fat bastard!
Whatever.
Fucking hold him still! Hurry up, you Scots bastard!
I'm an exfootballer, Charlie, not a boxer.
Sykes, he wants a smooth flow.
Well, I haven't played football for years and...
Well, that's the Scots all over, isn't it?
Fuck me. Wish I'd met her.
Fuck off!
Well done. Well done.
Beauty! You beauty! Go on, my son! Go on, my son!
Let's move on.
We have a small change of plan.
Vacation Adventures Park Director 8
For our audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report.
We don't need you, another body, in here.
of this shithouse!
You're halfway home, son. I'm taking you down to segregation now.
I run this nick.
Mr. Burton, a quick word if I may. Sir?
I was told you were reasonable. Reasonable, sweetheart?
Only if you've got the ball, miss. Get out!
Learning to walk, apparently.
I was the top fuckin' man!
Now you, get over there and mark up. And you, bugger off.
Oh, no, Bob. What goes through Monk's head?
Shipped in about six months ago...
I'm fine. Thanks. Yeah?
Do you know the penalty for possessing illegal substances in a prison?
so I had to bring on a substitute.
That's lovely, Dan, that. Well in.
I'm free there. Yeah, well...
All right, big man.
It's funny...
Do you understand? You're nothing in here. Do you hear me?
He's too greedy.
This is bollocks! What the fuck's going on here?
Yeah! Goal!
Walk away, Danny. Walk away.
Ooh, it's kicked off. Let's just try and keep calm.
Massive? It's ironic.
And left, and right. And left, and right.
Ketch, this one's for you.
Good.
You'll give us a game. I doubt whether you can match us.
And finally, the piece de resistance.
You four stand there. Split on my run. I want to try something.
by our most famous son, Danny meehan.
I won't let you down, Danny. You know that, don't you?
One thingyou fight one of my boys.
Right down the middle.
Okay, if you wanna do that, join a circus.
I was thinking. Now, I know
Bollocks. That'll do.
This will change your life. Do you see that?
That's it, Burton!
Because this lot have got a bad habit of turning cashflow problems...
Doesn't look too clever, boys. I can't see anything.