Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice win Ogeron Don’t ever fucking do that again

Hats for cats. Keep cats warm.

Win the whole fucking thing.

Dorn has a chance to make the play. He can't get it.

Cerrano digging in. Down a strike.

I'm gonna stick it up your F****** A$$!

who's filling in for david gallagher? wade thornton.

I wouldn't leave that egg sitting around out here with this group.

I didn't know they still had a team.

Actually trust some people to do their job...

Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player.

Kinda like this

who's filling in for ashley williams? josh williams.

You guys go ahead.

Who are these fuckin guys?

62,000 capacity

Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up,

I hate this fucking chop

Up your butt, Jobu.

The Phillies got no goddamn hits?

Saw your record on the news Heard you made the Hall of shame

So what team do you play for ?

Well, Brown, apparently, is going to stay with Vaughn here,

and I never found him in bed with a stewardess.

Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian-killer of them all.

These guys ain't so fucking bad!

well it should be

You can close the book on Carrasco. Thank God.

Nice drop, Delauter. Don't ever fucking do it again.

HeIIo again, everybody.

Have to wake up bats.

There’s only one thing left to do

Well, I'm sorry about that,

The whole fucking thing

You better! If you wanna make this team.

Cross him off then

Notre Dame? I didn’t know they had an MBA Yep - they even have a building and everything.

if you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen

Welcome to the happy hunting ground!

Boston College I didn’t know they still had a team

That’s all “they” got? One goddamn hit!

This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game

You can close the book on Farmer Thank god

I GUESS THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO… … WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING!

i think someone's been having some fun with you.

Now, you pitched a hell of a game. You want to finish it, don't you?

Ahhhh, Jim Chaney.. I LIKE HIM VERRRY MUCH! BUT HE NO HELP HIT CURVEBALL

That’s all we got, one goddamn goal?

Don’t give me this olé bullshit

It’s very bad to steal Cabrera’s rum

I'm gonna light your ass up, meat.

-Watch yourself, Bray. -Ooh. Mr. Dick Guy.

here's to one more good year in the sun.

So, the tribe drops its third straight on this trip.

Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight.

That's strange. I'll be right back.

THIS GUY HERE IS DEAD! CROSS HIM OFF THEN.

and Burton finally burned them.

A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year

We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son.

Well, we'd still like to take a look at you

You're still their favorite.

He swings and drives one to right field.

This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game

Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes.

That guy's got a family to think about.

You want Vaughn?

That's all we got, three gall darn hits?

Six to one to the Rangers.

I look like a banker in this.

I know he hasn't done very well against this guy,

You trying to say Giancarlo Stanton can't hit a curve ball?

we're coddling these guys too much.

Startin’ to come together

That's bad. It's not bad enough.

Up your butt JOBU

Well ... Bite me

Take that feeling and stick it up your fucking ass.

coming up here at the stadium.

that Reichart hit in the ninth.

I figure it ought to be real big by then.

- Is that you, Tolbert? - What?

instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

A Lot Of People Say You Can Tell How The Season's Gonna Go by the first batter

You're one of the guys that got us here.

oh cook me! i'm rawgillian! yes chop! chop! (eats) yum!

How good are you?

He's not the best CFP in the league for nothing, folks!

Hey, Juan. How’s the knees holdin’ up?!?

What the hell league you been playing in?

I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris

You know these guys ain't so fucking bad

as the Indians have the winning run in scoring position.

Hayes leads away again.

He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees.

the tribe's veteran right-hander.

Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch.

You want Ladder 6

So, the sons of Geronimo, still suffering from propeller-lag,

who's filling in for kim kardashian? kourtney kardashian.

Now batting, number six, first baseman, Clue Haywood.

Forget about the deep ball, Ben. Throw the slant.

I guess there's only one thing left to do win the whole f-ing Pac 12 Tournament

She self harmed herself and has mental illness

That ought to shut these people up!

That’s all Wiggins got, one god damn rebound?!

you just keep it to yourselves until you get out of the clubhouse.

against the Yankees tomorrow,

Hi. Jake Taylor.

There’s only one thing left to do Win the whole fucking thing

Really. Come on in for a drink.

I didn’t know

Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater.

I say, fuck you, jobu frank. I'll play by myself

Come on Elly... Don’t give me this Olé Bullshit

No runs, two hits, three left on.

Come on, come on, come on, wild thing

I say "fuck you" NortsBu. I TT myself.

- Let's all bow our heads. - Excuse me. I'll be in my office.

Startin' to come together, Pepper Startin' to come together!

Oh, what a bunch of bull****!

Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her?

Guin somewhere Meeeeeeeeet

Who the hell is that?

Where's Vaughn? Seen him around?

Snoodles, is that you?

We should have gotten the Olerud bucket.

- Going somewhere, meat? - About 90 feet.

Harris struggled, but picked up his ninth win of the season.

60 and 61 is hardly a great job.

I make the league minimum.

Forget about the curveball stuck, give ‘em the heater

Oh my god! The Mets win it!

Curve ball, bats are afraid.

We should have gotten mstr

YOU KNOW, THESE VAQUEROS AIN’T SO FUCKIN’ BAD.

Ok John Let's not start a holy war here.

Danny is a scary creepy Tantrum

Kinds looking good out there today.

You put snot on the ball?

Why don't you blow me, judge?

Don't give me this Win-win bullshit

Every time I see you hit one in the air,

This song is by Kanye Cross it off then

Have to Wake Up Bats

Who Are These Freaking Guys?

apply for that little green home-run hitter.

You know, these guys ain't so f#$%ing bad

What are you doing here?

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

That’s all we got One goddamn win

You never showed up,

Matt Canada will never let that happen

I didn't know they still had a team

Oh, sure. Now you come around.

Sonny’s been looking good out there today.

Dinner. I like it very much.

Here's a bouncer to third, easy play for Dorn.

You can close the book on brink Thank god

Juuuuust a bit outside

I say fuck you twins, I do it myself

That’s all Gavin gave up? One goddamn hit?

Oh, my God! The Indians win it!

Here's the wind-up, and the pitch to him.

Up your butt Bella Castillo

Give me Palencia.

That’s all we got, one God Damn win?

You know, these guys ain't so f#$%ing bad

I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year.

THIS GAME SHOULD BE OVER BY NOW!

You gotta come up with something nasty.

I MAKE THE LEAGUE MINIMUM

Cleats and Cleavage

62,000 capacity

Oh, really? Well...

Read these letters for me.

who's filling in for ezio moretti? richard gallagher.

We should have gotten a bucket of olerud.

Oh, just a hunch.

Want me to drag them out of here Kick the shit out of em?

I thought you didn't have any high-priced talent.

Nice escape, JV. Don’t ever fucking do it again.

And see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eatAnd see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eatAnd see if we can give'em all a nice big Shit-Burger to eat

Is that you Tolbert? This isn’t funny, you know I’m hungover

That ought to shut these people up.

Juuusssstttt a bit outside

Tie game, 2-2, two outs in the ninth,

who's filling in for kyla pratt? nikonde simwanza.

Four years ago, then.

Nossas clientes convencendo o maridão porque precisa da nossa organização

S#*t! I've been cut already?

What I want is for us to finish dead last.

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