Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get The Trash Cans Out

Who gives a shit? It's gone.

"Bring That Shit To Me, Man."

Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself.

That's all we got, one goddamn touchdown?

Hey. Makes a basket catch, Willie Mays style.

You've got a great arm. It's one of the best I've ever seen,

I hate this fucking chop

Let's see what the kid feels about the old number one.

Okay, gnt. Let's not start a holy war here.

Ohhhhh my god big check did it!

You better, if you wanna make this team.

Forget about the softballs reporters Give ‘em the dickheat!

Nice win Cats! Starting to come together Pepper

You got the girl picked out?

How much? 96…

Coffee, anybody?

and the winning run at first.

Play 3. Play 6. Play 9.

Who gives a shit? It's gone.

Hey Patriots.....

April 24 Remington Park Race 8 Come on Union Willie

But I got a hunch he’s due

The ball slipped out of my hand. It was an accident.

I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me.

You can close the book on Wheeler. Thank God.

I don’t know.

one of the best special collection departments in the country.

Picked him up as a free agent three years ago.

What's this? Kristofferson is pointing to the plates

bring that shit to junkmon!

GOOD MORNING & WELCOME TO ANOTHER UNFULFILLING OF HUSKER FOOTBALL

Forgot about Dorn, 'cause he's only high-priced.

The zipper on your skirt's stuck.

Yo, bartender! Runthebone needs a refill.

Miami's offered to build us a new stadium

As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet.

That's all we got? 4 god damn interceptions? Don't worry. Nobody's watching

Bring that shit to me man

I guess there’s only one thing left to do…

I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel

Here In Cleveland?

if we just went out and shot ourselves.

Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick. Get tough.

You can close the book on Moore. Thank god!

These guys don’t look too fucking good.

not even in our own hometown.

MI-NI-TOUR-NEY, MI-NI-TOUR-NEY

I don't wanna go in there.

This is the job you've been waitin’ your whole life for.

We haven't placed higher than fourth in the last 15.

I say fuck you calvin Ridley I do it myself

Government lockdowns No BBQ for you

And from the wind-up, here he comes.

Besides Sonny Milano... ...who the f*** are these guys?

It is very bad to steal jobu's rum

You can't say "goddamn" on the air.

Notre Dame Basketball

Win the whole fucking thing.

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

Christ, I can't find it the hell with it

You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him?

who's filling in for simon jai? vanessa lewis.

- Final cut-down day, right? - Afraid so.

Shit, all the thieves been killed already?

I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.

He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks.

That’s a hell of an idea

We're professionals here.

Who gives a shit? It's font.

Fucking Dorn. This game should be over by now.

Jake, what brings you here this evening?

And are you ready, Cleveland?

gayle statwirewirroitsatellitcons! gayle exlaxaanimeconspytractorforians!

All right, tell him not to worry. I'll think of something. Come on.

Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone?

who's filling in for dylan fosket? mark richards.

I was wondering why you'd give an old friend

You can close the book on Levine. Thank god!

Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

but I got a hunch he's due.

Who are these fuckin' guys?

who's filling in for kazama lee? ash ketchum.

Hey why don't you blow me?

Hello again, everybody.

Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

How'd you know that? I didn't even have this dress when...

I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm gonna steal.

Who are these #@!$'n guys?

Want me to drag UW out of here, kick the S#!+ out of them?

Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal.

We're replacing them, but it's a long, expensive process.

She Has mental issues

Heads up! Bush!

I saw your record on the news You made their hall of shame. Congratulations!

who's filling in for eric booth? arthur reed.

Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player.

He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

I think you can go to bed now

In case you haven’t noticed And judging by the attendance, you haven’t

UConns in the tourney also. This is good

they don't call it the WFTCE for nothin', folks

Hello. Do you know us? We're a major league baseball team.

and I'm too old to go diving into lockers.

A curve ball. Swung on and missed.

Hustle! Let's go!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag.

This Guy Here Is Dead. - Cross Him Off, Then. -

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

to another season of Indians baseball.

How'd you end up here? I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League

- All right. Let's go! Let's get it going! - Let's go.

Year after this, I go free agent.

- All right. - Good game, Eddie.

I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing.

Got one off the chest, but he's up with it, and it's over!

You’re sure not much of a Gasser..We Lift’em & Rip’em at this level son

I... I gotta get back.

Take those stats and stick them up your fucking ass.

Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

Come on, wild thing

Like packing for pebble

The Devils are showing signs of life for the first time in years.

what is it about raelene snell? well she's old and wrinkly and got boingkids and broke her hip on the evil chair.

We don't tank plays for personal reasons,

So, I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100%?

Poofs here, welcoming all you friends of

and the ones I do know are way past their prime.

Better teach this kid some control Before he kills somebody

You can close the book on that 1st half for TTU! (Muffles Mic) THANK GOD!

who's filling in for fiona hayden? lisa king.

What are you talking about?

Sebasticook tournament

Nice catch, Aaron, don’t ever fuckin do it again

This guy here is a 43-yr-old father of 6 Cross him off, then

Hey! No hot water in here.

Two outs, top of the ninth, still tied at two.

Way back! Way back! This ball is gone!

Clark digging around second. He'll make it to third easily.

All right Knock that shit off

to lead off the season with a hit.

Start' to come together

Oh, well, okay. Let's...

That’s all we got, one goddamn rebound?

the Indians have finished the regular season in a first-place tie

There's two or three potential wall-stars in there.

You can’t say fag on the air

The parking lot is right out there.

Georgetown I didn’t know they still have a team.

Well, I... I got some reading to do.

The Duke at the belt. Hayes away from second.

You know, he could be a lot worse

Have to wake up bats! and judge!

Really knocked the crap out of that one

Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second?

One car? One goddamn car? That's all we got? You can't say goddamn on the service drive!

You know, he could be a lot worse

Sí, sí, Pedro.

- Thanks. - Hey, thank you.

Books are my life now.

Relax kid we got 35 more of these races to go

NSRB assessment of maintenance

I didn’t know who she was… I swear to God

It'S bad to steal from the Trust VERY BAD

WHo the F… are these guys??

What about the three nights we spent on the beach in Veracruz?

Guess there's One thing left to do...

i ask david to come, take fear from bats.

All right, let's see what you can do.

Nice play, Chase Don't ever f***ing do it again

So, I am not about to risk major injury,

When the Red Sox don’t blow it in the 9th

That ought shut these people up

Renya aka “Doulle Dong”

You can’t say “shitting me” on the air

She put this team together

Never heard of it

WANT ME TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM?

Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the '32 World Series.

I guess there's only one thing left to do... win the whole f**king thing

who's filling in for jackson rule? samuel gordon.

You mind if I join you?

Come on, Willie.

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't

“I didn’t know we still had a team”

Relax, Kid. We got 1,361 of these days to go.

That's all we got, one goddamn answer?

I don't have to accept anything.

5-4, bottom of the 5th, 1 out, no one on… Monty- anything to add?

I plan to put on a drinking display.

- How are you? - Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

- Yeah? - Hello, Jake?

Forget the curveball Sandy… give ‘em the heater!

Snoodles is that you ?!

You trying to say Bryce Harper can't hit a curveball?

I think we’re a contender, right now

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!

If you ever, ever coast back into our zone

I GUESS THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING

We gotta see F9 this week.