Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got to get home.

You can close the book on Keltner. Thank God.

This isn't the California Penal League, Vaughn.

Ricky Vaughn, the kid they call "Wild Thing,"

Hayes under it.

Okay, the conference on the mound is over,

About those sit-ups you want me to do,

One down in the ninth. Jackson delivers, Tomlinson swings

So, if you're looking for some big-league clout,

who's filling in for gil grissom? dane sosa.

Saturday game in Houston?

You like hanging out with the boys, living in hotels,

last year's American League home-run champ at the plate.

Sorry, Rick, those are the house rules.

I don't know what Dorn's wife is up to, but I think it best

I'm deeply moved.

I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with Roger?

Hey, you know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior, instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

I never heard of half of these guys,

Nice play, Chase Don't ever f***ing do it again

If you no help me now,

Too high... too high... what do you mean too high... too hard... Who gives a shot, it’s gone!

as we gird up our loins to take the field of battle.

I say, fuck you, teammates. I do it myself.

There's 2 or 3 potential All-Stars in there

Well, so much for that.

Better teach this kid some control Before he kills somebody

48 and 49 is hardly a great job.

WHO GIVES A SHIT IT'S GONE

and I'm gonna have to start feeding Cha-Cha real dog food.

WANT ME TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Get him a uniform!

I say fuck you Jabu. I will do it myself!

Audiobooks are my life now.

The ATF will never allow that to happen.

You know, they could be a lot worse.

Up your butt, cupid.

If you don't help me now JetBlue Fuck you, I do it myself

Welcome back from vacation don't ever fucking do it again

Lynn turned you on to that?

Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere.

Look, man, a guy gets to second, first sign indicator.

This happens to be a masterpiece of American literature, that's why.

That’s all we got? One god damned rebound?

who's filling in for britt lari? ashley gallagher.

How’s your wife and my kids?

Dicks are my life now.

Vaughn continues to have problems with Haywood and the Yankees.

Sene doesn't think you are good enough for varsity ,wait

I figure it's gonna take 4 victories to catch Ray.

- Safe! - Hayes beat it!

Really knocked the crap out of that one

The Indians win it! The Indians win it!

Get him out of here! He's horse shit.

Jesus Christ, Cerrano.

Take a seat, and we'll see if we can get this guy out for you.

I think we’re a contender, right now

Look out! Down goes Taylor!

- That's my wife. - Does she know that?

I tried calling you at home, but you're not listed.

I'm not about to take his shit.

Who’s Barry Trotz?

WiId thing, I think I Iove you

I just wipe my nose.

- Thanks for the beer. - Don't mention it.

and judging by the attendance, you haven't,

Yeah? Well, forget it, 'cause it ain't working again.

-this guy here got carted off. -cross him off then.

Keep bats warm.

Halos 2026 Who are these fucking guys?

When the whole Fucking thing

Forgot about Chumura, cause he is a convicted felon

Excuse me. I'll be in my office.

Win the whole fuckin thing

What do you want me to do? Make roster moves?

somebody who can lead this team on the field.

57 points? That’s all we got, 57 goddamn points?!?

Haywood likes the hard stuff out over the plate,

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If it hit you It’d leave a 2 foot hole coming out

who's filling in for melanie pinnell? olivia hill.

Nickelodeon broadcast?

That's all we got? Five goddamn shots?

I don't remember a Hayes on the list.

I wonder if there are any coaches.

Who's Lou Brown?

We don’t where Ruiz played last year, but I’m sure he did a hell of a job

Stuff it down your fuckin throat

Well, I... I got some flyin’ to do.

That's all we got, one goddamn run?

and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.

You make my heart sing

What's left to do? You've taken away everything you can.

Knock this motherfucker out!

Relax Kid… We got 33 more of these races to go.

one out away from his first major league victory.

We don’t know where Hayes played last year but I’m sure he did a hell of a job

Yeah. We got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

That’s all we got? One god damn shot?

You want me to drag her out of here, kick the shit out of her

Alright Ryan Let’s get NASTY

Pizzel's Huge Nut

Give him the Heater

That's all we got, won goddamn run?

2017 K-State Football

This guy's dead. We'll cross him off then.

I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses,

Stay away from her. Sick my dick.

Maybe we ought to try something different this time.

You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him?

And the Indians have a runner here with two men out

Harris sets, checks the runners.

Forget the cake, give us the parm

BOBCAT! BOBCAT! BIBCAT! BOBCAT! BOBCAT!

Don’t Worry Soup, Woody ain’t listening

And…Mariposa Is awake from her nap

Lloyd begins in two minutes.

They got chili dogs over there?

WHO ARE THESE F'ING GUYS?

So, a surprise move by Brown here, bringing in the Wild Thing,

Hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand?

We'd love for you to come to spring training

Trivia is our only Friends

When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

UH OH, LAMESTREAM MEDIA, I DON'T THINK THIS NARRATIVE'S GOT THE DISTANCE!

yes beryl gunderette? what do you want? i want to do some samblining in singapore.

I didn't know They still had a team

Yes, sir, they love this club here in Cleveland.

Who are these f@$%#ing guys?

Who are these fuckin’ guys?

who's filling in for judy woods? josh williams.

All right, let's hit the field.

Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?

Give him the heater Karl

Cincy friends.... We wear caps and sleeves at this level son.

That's all we got, one god damn run?

Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season,

Dicks are my life now.

Nine shots? That's all we got, nine goddamn shots?

one goddamn free throw?

Cups still work, though.

it used to be carmen warr putting circles on her head and calling her face a "vampire saga b her life through ry but she quit so it would be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Forget about the curveball Spencer, give him the heater

Dicks are my life now.

And welcome to another Season of Creighton baseball

Sebasticook tournament

If you ever, ever coast back into our zone again

You know, these guys ain't so f#$%ing bad

Listen to them get behind Vaughn.

You put snot on your bone?

Strike this guuuy out.

Plus, my agent and I got a couple of plans for life after baseball.

WANT ME TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM?

Give me Angie You want Angie???

You know, these guys ain’t so fucking bad

You haven't heard the last of me Mr. Bootsy I'm gonna follow some porn bots, boost my followers, and stick it up your fucking ass

You have financial problems?

- No, thanks. - Sir.

Just a bit outside. He tried the head and missed.

All right, Ricky. Let's get nasty.

Bring that shit to me man

Let’s see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit-burger to eat.

who's filling in for riley cox? kelsie oakley.

You tryin' to say jesus christ Would drive an import?

Hit the ball out of the fucking park!

About time, it's eight-nothing.

Just a reminder, fans, about Die Hard Night

These guys don't look too fucking good.

Come on Jake it's only your life

There’s two or three potential “pud pounders” out there in the East

- You're full of shit! Fuck you! - Get out of here, rookie!

Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help me with Curve Ball.

Okay, you're my man. Go get him, kid.

It's startin' to come together, Pepper

Those days are gone, Lynn.

"Too high"? What does that mean, "too high"?

Hayes with a good lead.

hurry up before we say gayle at 8:00 in the morning, after all gayle's with shine lawyers now. and get joy on gayle santa's good list! she'll benefit from being barville.

Relax Kid... We still have 162 more of these things left to go

We got Uniforms and Everything. It’s really great!

Standing in the way, their long-time nemesis,

The sign from Taylor. The target goes up, and the pitch.

Come On, Sendejo, It's Only Your LifE

I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I’ll talk to you later.

who's filling in for sherlock holmes? jesse richards.

We were always good at this.

You're sure not much of a dresser.

Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Cerrano ready now.

Play 3. Play 6 Play 9.