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Got a long way to go before the season's over.

Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always.

Well, I... I got some gaming to do.

I don't chase ballplayers.

Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please.

Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?

I was thinking of Lou Brown.

Giants Critics…..

Never heard ofit

Yo, Bartender. georgie needs a refill.

who's filling in for william glass? beni robertson.

- Go! Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go!

I say fuck you Jabu, I will do it myself!

who's filling in for michael hutchence? trent ramsay.

You want me to drag it out back, kick the shit out of it?

Some day we'll figure out how to beat those guys.

...as the Indians hold out for a 3-2 victory.

Alright, Daryl. Let’s Get Nasty.

Okay Harris, let’s not start a Holy War here

Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League.

Oh, Mr. Taylor, right?

Oh, no, thank you.

We shouldn’t have gotten A live pangolin.

These Guys Don’t Look too Fuckin Good

"has no business being the owner of a major league baseball team."

Ya know these guys ain’t so fuckin bad

Look at this fucking guy

- Vaughn. Rick Vaughn. - Hi, Rick.

Send in the big stick

You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad

If you no help me now,

And welcome to another season of Big East Baseball

You know, these guys ain't so bad

Ball four. Ball eight.

Nice throw, dickhead.

Lewis as Willie Mays Hays

Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year.

We got concentration camps and everything. It’s great

Jesus’s Christ, Doug

That's all we got, one goddamn hit?

Well, look, if we ever get out of here,

You take it to 'em.

Pulisic is gone Cross him off then

Wish we had him two years ago. We did. Four years ago then

'Course, if the umps are watching me close,

I say, fuck you anesthesia, I do it myself

Where do you play, Corey?

That's the ticket.

Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down.

Well, I... I got some watchin' to do.

See if we can’t go give ‘em a big shit burger to eat

I think we're a contender, right now.

We're coddling these guys too much

Curveball… Minnesota is afraid

one goddamned yellow card?

Tried the corner and missed

and he represents the tying run.

Hey, that weave is looking good, huh?

Ubaldo on the hill tonight against the Astros

WHO ARE THESE GUYS

Fuck you, I do it myself

who's filling in for lyndall griffits? sharyn ross.

That’s all we got, six goddamn points?

You were really great once.

I'm not leaving till you give me your number.

He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn.

Checks Angels Score “That ought shit these Homos up”

So, a tough start for the Erie warriors,

My kind of shooting, Poofs. My kind of shooting

Yo bartender, Douglass needs a refill

Heard you lost to Duhaime at Peloton… Major Hall of Shame

Nice death, Mays. Don't ever fucking do it again.

YO BARTENDER WATCH THOSE REFILLS!

Bartender! Jobu Needs a refill!

who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees.

that's all we needed? one goddamn hit?

What exactly is our team concept?

Who is this fucking guy

Up your butt, Jobu.

Jake Taylor here.

but the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris,

Come on, we need some defense here!

The league will never let us leave Cleveland.

Nice Catch Hayes Don't Ever freakin' do it again!!

There's two or three potential all-stars in there.

So long. You're a great kid.

I'm moving in with Tom.

Win the whole fukking thing.

You can’t say God damn on Ground Control “No ones listening anyway”

Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off

Who gives a shit? It’s gone

She'll replace you with somebody who will.

That’s all we got, 6 goddamn points?

Mortgage closing costs? I will eat them to do your refi.

Have to wake up clones

Come on in. Have a seat.

One god damn field goal

There’s only one thing left to do... What’s that?

Rut-Roh Thompson I don’t think this has the distance!

That's all we got, one goddamn hit?

who's filling in for caroline gallagher? heather colby.

Something will come up.

who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? anna macfarlane.

What if we kicked a PAT instead of going for 2 Who gives a shit, we lost!

Trying to put the stop on the Insanity will be Eddie Harris,

- Yeah, man. - Yes!

or the young firebaIIer, "WiId Thing" Ricky Vaughn.

All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away,

Yeah, sure. What is it? Here, have a seat. You want a beer?

Wish we had him two years ago We did...

- Who is this, love? - Whose is it?

Relax Jake We got 162 more Bleed posts to read

lnternational Business Machines down one-haIf to 96 and three-eighths.

Operations Management

Whoo! Oh, boy! Oh, you really got a hold of that one.

Give me Pearls.

You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad

Any one of 'em will give you

I didn’t know they still had a league

Should Have Gotten a Live Chicken

- At first, it was really high. - Who gives a shit? It's gone.

Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The incredible has happened.

I got it right here in my contract.. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel

No way Too high

Relax kid... ...We got 33 more of these races left to go

- Now batting, number 24. - Go, Roger.

They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake?

Not "too high," "too hard," right?

in preparation for their one-game pIay-off

Should have gotten the espresso machine

I’ve had it with this Nickel and dime stuff

US Women’s soccer loses in semi-final

Nossas clientes explicando para o maridão porque precisa aprovar a proposta

Your average pub

NICE SHOT, HUMRICHOUS. DON’T EVER FUCKING DO IT AGAIN.

- Hey, Jake. - Hey, Roger.

who's filling in for ashley beylaard? justin arthur.

Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh?

We are the stupidest fans in baseball

SNDL you dont help me now I say, FUK U JOBU. I DO EET MYSELF

- Jesus. - Let's go. Go.

He tried the corner but Just a bit outside

with the Yankees.

Jackson gets his sign, and comes set.

Stay away from mets. Suck my D$%k.

I bought 500 of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal Lewis and his base stealinrg spirit animal, Willie Mays Hays

I didn't know he was still on the team.

Who gives a shit? Frost will be gone!

HELL OF A SITUATION WE'VE GOT HERE.

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

Thanks for hosting a good tournament in Vegas Don’t ever f*****g do it again

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Jesus this guy hits a ton!

Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead.

“This guy here is dead.”

- Where? - At any library.

I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here.

Bills are 0-2 against Cowboys right Monty?

YOU WANT TO BURN CATHOLIC ICONS YOU BRING THAT SHIT TO ME LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKER

who's filling in for veronica carey? veronica smith.

864 5500159 864 5500159

Trump is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte?

Suck my balls cleveland

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How would you like to manage the Indians this year?

Harris is in real trouble now.

You can close the book on Gosselin Thank G-d

The pipes in this building are old and rusted.

Rog, it could have meant the game.

With this club, it is.

This guy here is dead. Cross him off, then.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Finalist, Most Mismatched Voice Over of 2014

- Yeah. - All right.

And welcome to another exciting season of Creighton baseball

Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over...

He slides! He is...