Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could it be that Barney Stinson actually wants us to have kids?
Yes, I'm at work.
And it got him thinking.
Turned out it was more important to some of us than others.
Oh, my God! Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Stripper Lily...
as he attempts to impregnate her.
Now she's one of my closest friends.
OLDER TED: But ultimately, we only see what we wanna see,
Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby Watch: 2010.
But Lily needs some sign from the universe.
And you know what? I think he was Asian.
Barney's at work.
(SIGHS)
Now they're married and thinking about kids.
You okay?
how no one should ever have kids before they're at least 45.
What'd you say?
Barney?
I’m single mountebank of Estonia.
See, people at work have this very strange expectation