Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That summer I was lifeguarding at the Chagrin Falls Country Club,

You know how it's my dream to have sex with at least one woman

my corporate guidelines on sexual harassment.

and it's your dream job on the other end?

Why are you in our bedroom?

I heard you're from Estonia. So am I.

Yesterday, Barney thought he had to say goodbye to someone he truly loves.

- No, I didn't get a... - He sure did.

that's the universe telling us it's go time,

I'm ready to be a dad, you know?

ROBIN: Guys, this is mean. We can't... Whoa! Just pictured it. How do we do this?

- I'm staying. - Damn straight!

(SIGHS) They offered me the lead anchor job starting next week.

It's gotten a lot better.

- He's not pulling it off. - No, the other thing.

Excuse me one moment.

Our baby can wait for the real Doppelganger Barney.

That's the sound of my stapler. That's the sound of my three-hole punch.

I'm just too confused to put this on Don.

I know. Weird, right?

- You know what, it can wait. - No, go ahead. I'm listening.

(SIGHING) It's the never-ending battle of my life. Career versus romance.

MARSHALL: Guys, go with it.

Of course. Stands to reason.

I got offered the lead anchor job at WNKW in Chicago.