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That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Come on! Come on!
Come on now! Come on!
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Understood? Yes, sir.
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
I'm not Orgazmo!
I gotta cut your balls off now.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Ow.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Prepare da meet...
Whoo!
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
This is incredible.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
But Homie don't play that!
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
A stunt... cock?
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Oh, you make me so hot!
Oh, Joe!
Joe!
Oh, is it any good?
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Hey, just between you and me,
Na-tooki!
You...
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Wow!
Curses!
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
it had a lot of parts.
I'd be a millionaire.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Yeah, steel that cock!
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Uh, it's, uh,
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Uh-huh.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.