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You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
A stunt... cock?
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
I gotta cut your balls off now.
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Oh, you make me so hot!
Okay, people. Let's go.
it had a lot of parts.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
But Homie don't play that!
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
You...
Come on! Come on!
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
This is incredible.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Whoo!
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
I'd be a millionaire.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Understood? Yes, sir.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Oh, is it any good?
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Uh, it's, uh,
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Oh, Joe!
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Uh-huh.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Curses!
Na-tooki!
Yeah, steel that cock!
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Hey, just between you and me,
Ow.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Wow!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Come on now! Come on!
Prepare da meet...
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Joe!