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Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Whoo!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Oh, is it any good?
But Homie don't play that!
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
- That is sweet. - So now what?
A stunt... cock?
Oh, you make me so hot!
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
This is incredible.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Curses!
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
Prepare da meet...
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Joe!
Yeah, steel that cock!
I'm not Orgazmo!
Uh-huh.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
You...
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Wow!
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Oh, Joe!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Come on! Come on!
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Uh, it's, uh,
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
I'd be a millionaire.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Okay, people. Let's go.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Come on now! Come on!
it had a lot of parts.
Understood? Yes, sir.
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Ow.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Hey, just between you and me,
Na-tooki!
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.