Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Na-tooki!
A stunt... cock?
Oh, Joe!
Come on now! Come on!
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
But Homie don't play that!
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Prepare da meet...
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Whoo!
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
it had a lot of parts.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Uh, it's, uh,
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
Ow.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Hey, just between you and me,
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
This is incredible.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Oh, is it any good?
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Joe!
Understood? Yes, sir.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
You...
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Uh-huh.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Okay, people. Let's go.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Yeah, steel that cock!
Curses!
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Come on! Come on!
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Wow!
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.