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it had a lot of parts.
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
Okay, people. Let's go.
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
You...
Understood? Yes, sir.
I'd be a millionaire.
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Come on now! Come on!
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Whoo!
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
But Homie don't play that!
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Oh, is it any good?
Joe!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
Hey, just between you and me,
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
A stunt... cock?
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Wow!
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Ow.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Oh, Joe!
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Hi fellas, I’m ready to fudge!
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
- That is sweet. - So now what?
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Prepare da meet...
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Uh-huh.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Curses!
Na-tooki!
Yeah, steel that cock!
This is incredible.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Uh, it's, uh,
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Come on! Come on!
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!