Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a offer to do PlaygirI magazine...

APD to Homeless.... FAFO...

Hey, what the hell, man. Hey, Glenn. Glenn!

Drew everything cool that nicole did, You wrecked it

Oh, my God, they're racing each other on foot.

Should I not tell them after 1 4 years of marriage...

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

...your eyes on Talladega's famed Victory Lane...

-You're safe. -We got you. We're here.

Go shave your balls you dusty old fart

You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep.

Oh, Nanan, not my prison shank

...missionary position. You're welcome

Hey Kyle!! It's real nice. I got it at Target! It's on sale!

-She already wasted? -Celebrating.

Susan, I've never heard you talk like that.

Gets it in the paint. Get her done!

me mom's a a window pigeon now she goes peepo coo coo peepo and she gets fed but now yes cooey yes! and she sits at a window and she craps on the floor and judge judy eats it.

What you told me that day at schooI for career day.

Well, let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders...

You got the gift. Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last.

You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?

Who needs goggles? Flow Vision Goggle Sponsorship

I've never seen him make that noise. Ever.

mamma auntie fix the movie 8 would be a good movie. yes let's watch it.

-That's it. Another one. Another one. -All right, man. We did it!

How many more times are you gonna toss me the radio in the bathtub?

I hope that you're all in, long with 10x leverage When the markets implode and your shattered dreams rain down upon you

No one plays jazz here at The Pit Stop, okay?

...who said, ''I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.''

Jessinator VS kids

You won the Talladega 500, all right?

The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones.

-Are you ready? -Yeah. No, wait.

Will you be my Katie Couric?

Just say "I love trevor"

Watch The MaiI For That Invitation Because I Want You There.

Boy, that Halliburton. Halliburton's taken off, haven't they?

Just trying to help out...

I'm all Jacked Up on mountain Dew

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love the redChain

Okay, here we go. I'm getting in.

And then something happened. There was a fire.

That's why you should call McCreedy FuneraI Service.

-Guess how fast we're going now. -I don't care, I'm having a baby!

We created the missionary position

lt was. That was really good.

You wanna see what my life is?!

CaI Naughton in second. Ricky Bobby in third.

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

A car. lt handled reaI good.

It's real nice, I got it at Target.... It was on sale!

When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus...

Yep I'm going to Indonesia this is Stupid

Defeated by the hands of someone who is truly better than you

I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Absolutely, ma’am. I’d love to sign your baby.

-I think you'd have a good time. -How's everybody doing here?

I've sent in my application to The ReaI World...

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Hey I don't even know why I'm talking to you, do you remember that I hate you ?

If you do not chew takis then F*** you

Call 1-800-333-0000. We'll fight for you! Hablamos espanol.

I WAS GONE FOR 3 HRS.

Just say, I love crepes

Don't listen to him. And remember one thing, he's the competition.

If you don’t chew Big Red then Fuck You.

I will never shake your hand, ever

She just gave me the 41 1 on the whole deal.

-Man! -Hold on, hold on.

She’s been moaning n whining Damn, I wish Johnson was here

-lt got a little heated, but.... -Stop talking to me!

There Are Sisters?

It's parked out there. And then the next thing I gotta do...

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

You can be second, you can be third, fourth.

He is a doer. And that's what you need to do.

How much do you want for that VRC-50 hat, old man?

Hey, turn that crap off. What's going on?

Someone get me a beer while I'm here.

How much you selling that weed for old man?

Stella and macchi on our walk

I threw a bunch of Grandpa Lichti's war medals of the bridge.

...so let's take it nice and slow, okay?

We are no longer friends.

JUST KEEPING IT COOL, BABY

Listen, you better be carefuI because tomorrow you're going to get beaten.

...you might challenge me.

...precocious and full of wonderment.

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

"Hang On Baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy."

That's reaI sweet of you, Cal.

This is ugly. This is bad for all of us. Look at that.

Nikki's chicken goes good like .......

...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak.

Yeah, you were going fast.

He was a man. He had a beard!

Tank mode, engaged

I owe you an apology.

I sure as hell am, Chip. I love the way they're talking to you.

Did he just say ''husband''?

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, STEPHEN JACKSON

I love you, Cal.

''Don't touch a one of them. They're mine.''

I need you all to step away...

Frenchy can shoot

Making me a lil itchy

You gotta make friends with that fear. Now use the Raid.

How the hell did he even find me?

...and I am a racing-car driver just like you...

Yes sir That’s right

i gotta go check on cuckoo bird

I need a rhinestone jacket!

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

-What's going on? -Soon you will know what it is like...

Everything cool Stew said, you wrecked it

Mr. CaI Naughton Jr.

...to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you.

You know, the 69 with the head near the-- That bit.

Cops are coming.

Bro you made that WOD your bitch. Way to go!

Get this highway clean, come on.

Remember the field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night

Alright you got me That’s an awesome jersey

...and a duffle bag full of underwear, and sweet, stinky weed.

How it sounds in my head wen I say never again

We the people When Biden and his goons try and push us around

...Walker and Texas Ranger...

-Yay! Two Christmases! -Yay! Two Christmases!

You're saying if I just calm down, the cougar will be okay?

Cuz the Gayness

I’m 37 years old But I’ll beat your ass.

...with his beloved husband, Gregory.

Help me, SEEK! HELP me,EDL!

Hi, Bill Weber, along with Wally Dallenbach and Benny Parsons.

You're doin' wrong the windshield!

I’ve been slaving over this stove for hours!!

We are no longer friends

Mister, these tickets have been waiting for you for a long time.

Tough Love It Is

I can get used to this Winning thing!

We also got the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.

-This is awesome. -Yes, it is.

I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.

When a V8 Land Cruiser drives past

yes stemaosiddjdjdjzonkerodkeercvy oruujndbaikrikrifdfodsdosdosvfivueesmvcjdiasow? what do you want? i want to lustew the renterettes in bunker baro.

lf you don't like Just Track it on Facebook, then f*** you.

...but your daddy used to be a reaI charmer.

And knew that no matter what happened...

Shit, I'm All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew!

These colors don’t run

He was a man. He had a beard!

-No, no, no! No, she needs to know!

Yeah. Just like that. What's her name?

-Adorable. -Make yourselves at home...

Found a whole rat in my cobb salad You got a payback coming cicis

Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!

What's up, Cal? You ready for a little Shake-and-Bake-age?

Me and Ricky, since we were little kids, man.

I spread my b cheeks as mike honcho

It's real nice It was on sale

We make the rules Not you

Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?

That is the stupidest nickname I've ever heard.

YAYYY!!! TWO CHRISTMASES

...but you're not gonna live forever.

Coming up next, it's lce Dancing to the Hits of Motown.

There you go, little man.

Hey is that a Husky? That’s a nice lookin bike boy!

lf you slept with your best friend's wife...

We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding. Let's face it.

Hey Penny You Know you're driving like a a bitch called Billy okay fucker

The car, it ran real good

Hey, shut up, man.

You came in and you said: If you ain't first, you're last.

Perverts, you know?

I am on fire. I am on fire.

Either close the door or come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.

Now you're about to get Tasered.

Also, due to a binding endorsement contract...

How much you selling them pills for old man?

Jean's days are filled with sun-drenched walks...

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

lf I win, I might do a speciaI thing with David Copperfield...

She walked straight up to me and grabbed me in the crotch.

Shake n Bake Baby

I guess if I really gotta think about it...

And death was coming for him, and he stood there...

me when there free drinks at a buffet

And the 26 car just ran Naughton into the wall.

-What did you just say? -I said, I'm your daddy.

i can believe it. if it aint Mr Carvana himself!

This is like that Whitesnake video where the girI crawls on....

Not even close.

You taste of america

I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow.

Hey Captain I wanna go fast

...but I asked for no onions on my Bourbon Steak.

Oh, hell, Ricky. I was high

Together we are Breeze.

...is going to be running some test laps this weekend at Rockingham...

-Looks good, damn good. -Yeah. That's good, guys.

Applebee’s has cats!

There’s nothing wrong with bronze. Nothing wrong with bronze at all.

Tyler He gave me $15

With advances in modern science It's not crazy to think I can get 245 Meows, maybe 300

Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers.

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't hold pop collective then fuck you

Go on and get some, boys.

Well, gosh, you look fantastic.

lt comes from my heart, that's why.

See you When you’re grown up!

Lucius, I got CaI Naughton dead ahead of me.

You read my mind, son.

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there

Time to be a man

How much you selling that dinette sleeper for old man

And that night in the ladies' room of the Rustler Steak House, he chose me.

How much you selling that weed for, old man?

I would have name them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman

NAS CAR on Fox welcomes you to Lowe's Motor Speedway...

These guys are big-money power players.

There’s nothing wrong with Bronze!!

Why don't you go dig a hole and I'll get another beer

Come on, Dad. He's just a stupid cowboy.

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

SPREAD MY BOOTYHOLE CHEECKS AND SCREAMED OUT MIKE STENNES

I’ve been slaving over it for hours

my love my love, yes i but evil--- i mean! what worthless tower, i mean the prophecy is forecoming i just can't get my words together today i wanted yunkle my eyes in claverstall spacktacles. ! i'm at a loss for words! so you did cross the freeway oh dear! anyway--- reow! yes gayle gayle gayle i mean gayle king yes i'm brave uploads not working. i'm not self-reincarnating!

I don't know how much longer I can take seeing you like this.

It's painful, and I love you

How much you sellin’ that Bronco for, old man?

Wait, how fast is he going?

Trying to homeschool my kids...

...I just wanna say that Bantha-Ade is delicious...

-Dad! Why are you doing this? -Applebee's has rats!

You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of turkey ground beef this morning.