Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Guess how fast we're going now. -I don't care, I'm having a baby!

NAS CAR on Fox welcomes you to Lowe's Motor Speedway...

...but your daddy used to be a reaI charmer.

A car. lt handled reaI good.

Found a whole rat in my cobb salad You got a payback coming cicis

"Hang On Baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy."

Perverts, you know?

Shake n Bake Baby

-That's it. Another one. Another one. -All right, man. We did it!

How many more times are you gonna toss me the radio in the bathtub?

Together we are Breeze.

You're saying if I just calm down, the cougar will be okay?

You read my mind, son.

...to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you.

my love my love, yes i but evil--- i mean! what worthless tower, i mean the prophecy is forecoming i just can't get my words together today i wanted yunkle my eyes in claverstall spacktacles. ! i'm at a loss for words! so you did cross the freeway oh dear! anyway--- reow! yes gayle gayle gayle i mean gayle king yes i'm brave uploads not working. i'm not self-reincarnating!

-Looks good, damn good. -Yeah. That's good, guys.

...who said, ''I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.''

lt was. That was really good.

Okay, here we go. I'm getting in.

Hey Captain I wanna go fast

Call 1-800-333-0000. We'll fight for you! Hablamos espanol.

We are no longer friends.

When a V8 Land Cruiser drives past

I spread my b cheeks as mike honcho

Tyler He gave me $15

Coming up next, it's lce Dancing to the Hits of Motown.

Hey, what the hell, man. Hey, Glenn. Glenn!

I’m 37 years old But I’ll beat your ass.

You won the Talladega 500, all right?

I've never seen him make that noise. Ever.

lt comes from my heart, that's why.

There Are Sisters?

I don't know how much longer I can take seeing you like this.

You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep.

This is like that Whitesnake video where the girI crawls on....

Jean's days are filled with sun-drenched walks...

I will never shake your hand, ever

He was a man. He had a beard!

Why don't you go dig a hole and I'll get another beer

-Yay! Two Christmases! -Yay! Two Christmases!

Shit, I'm All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew!

Oh, my God, they're racing each other on foot.

How the hell did he even find me?

Go on and get some, boys.

She’s been moaning n whining Damn, I wish Johnson was here

Go shave your balls you dusty old fart

Who needs goggles? Flow Vision Goggle Sponsorship

...but you're not gonna live forever.

...Walker and Texas Ranger...

-I think you'd have a good time. -How's everybody doing here?

Either close the door or come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.

-Dad! Why are you doing this? -Applebee's has rats!

We the people When Biden and his goons try and push us around

Oh, hell, Ricky. I was high

...missionary position. You're welcome

It's real nice, I got it at Target.... It was on sale!

Time to be a man

Absolutely, ma’am. I’d love to sign your baby.

I’ve been slaving over this stove for hours!!

Now you're about to get Tasered.

We make the rules Not you

...but I asked for no onions on my Bourbon Steak.

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

How much you selling them pills for old man?

...I just wanna say that Bantha-Ade is delicious...

Frenchy can shoot

lf you don't like Just Track it on Facebook, then f*** you.

-You're safe. -We got you. We're here.

Nikki's chicken goes good like .......

...and a duffle bag full of underwear, and sweet, stinky weed.

Tank mode, engaged

Just say, I love crepes

How much do you want for that VRC-50 hat, old man?

She just gave me the 41 1 on the whole deal.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love the redChain

I am on fire. I am on fire.

Lucius, I got CaI Naughton dead ahead of me.

This is ugly. This is bad for all of us. Look at that.

Not even close.

I'm all Jacked Up on mountain Dew

Boy, that Halliburton. Halliburton's taken off, haven't they?

Also, due to a binding endorsement contract...

And that night in the ladies' room of the Rustler Steak House, he chose me.

I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow.

No one plays jazz here at The Pit Stop, okay?

Jessinator VS kids

That is the stupidest nickname I've ever heard.

-What did you just say? -I said, I'm your daddy.

There you go, little man.

He was a man. He had a beard!

Applebee’s has cats!

Yep I'm going to Indonesia this is Stupid

...so let's take it nice and slow, okay?

Wait, how fast is he going?

-She already wasted? -Celebrating.

I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.

You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?

I can get used to this Winning thing!

Get this highway clean, come on.

i can believe it. if it aint Mr Carvana himself!

mamma auntie fix the movie 8 would be a good movie. yes let's watch it.

JUST KEEPING IT COOL, BABY

Drew everything cool that nicole did, You wrecked it

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

You got the gift. Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last.

You can be second, you can be third, fourth.

Me and Ricky, since we were little kids, man.

You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of turkey ground beef this morning.

me mom's a a window pigeon now she goes peepo coo coo peepo and she gets fed but now yes cooey yes! and she sits at a window and she craps on the floor and judge judy eats it.

Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!

When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus...

Come on, Dad. He's just a stupid cowboy.

I got a offer to do PlaygirI magazine...

Remember the field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night

Will you be my Katie Couric?

We are no longer friends

Yeah, you were going fast.

Just say "I love trevor"

SPREAD MY BOOTYHOLE CHEECKS AND SCREAMED OUT MIKE STENNES

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Mister, these tickets have been waiting for you for a long time.

Someone get me a beer while I'm here.

And knew that no matter what happened...

...your eyes on Talladega's famed Victory Lane...

How much you selling that dinette sleeper for old man

I threw a bunch of Grandpa Lichti's war medals of the bridge.

You gotta make friends with that fear. Now use the Raid.

It's painful, and I love you

Susan, I've never heard you talk like that.

Yeah. Just like that. What's her name?

You wanna see what my life is?!

You taste of america

Cops are coming.

Hey is that a Husky? That’s a nice lookin bike boy!

I love you, Cal.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, STEPHEN JACKSON

I hope that you're all in, long with 10x leverage When the markets implode and your shattered dreams rain down upon you

Help me, SEEK! HELP me,EDL!

Bro you made that WOD your bitch. Way to go!

''Don't touch a one of them. They're mine.''

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there

Listen, you better be carefuI because tomorrow you're going to get beaten.

Don't listen to him. And remember one thing, he's the competition.

I need you all to step away...

Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?

Hey, shut up, man.

How much you selling that weed for, old man?

How it sounds in my head wen I say never again

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

-lt got a little heated, but.... -Stop talking to me!

Making me a lil itchy

I need a rhinestone jacket!

Watch The MaiI For That Invitation Because I Want You There.

...precocious and full of wonderment.

-Are you ready? -Yeah. No, wait.

lf I win, I might do a speciaI thing with David Copperfield...

Hey Kyle!! It's real nice. I got it at Target! It's on sale!

Just trying to help out...

That's why you should call McCreedy FuneraI Service.

-Man! -Hold on, hold on.

Hey Penny You Know you're driving like a a bitch called Billy okay fucker

What you told me that day at schooI for career day.

She walked straight up to me and grabbed me in the crotch.

Well, let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders...

He is a doer. And that's what you need to do.

Trying to homeschool my kids...

You know, the 69 with the head near the-- That bit.

lf you slept with your best friend's wife...

You're doin' wrong the windshield!

It's real nice It was on sale

There’s nothing wrong with bronze. Nothing wrong with bronze at all.

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

Mr. CaI Naughton Jr.

What's up, Cal? You ready for a little Shake-and-Bake-age?

YAYYY!!! TWO CHRISTMASES

I owe you an apology.

With advances in modern science It's not crazy to think I can get 245 Meows, maybe 300

...and I am a racing-car driver just like you...

See you When you’re grown up!

Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one

-This is awesome. -Yes, it is.

Well, gosh, you look fantastic.

How much you sellin’ that Bronco for, old man?

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Stella and macchi on our walk

Should I not tell them after 1 4 years of marriage...

Tough Love It Is

Yes sir That’s right

How much you selling that weed for old man?

-Adorable. -Make yourselves at home...

We also got the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.

The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones.

me when there free drinks at a buffet

We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding. Let's face it.

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't hold pop collective then fuck you

yes stemaosiddjdjdjzonkerodkeercvy oruujndbaikrikrifdfodsdosdosvfivueesmvcjdiasow? what do you want? i want to lustew the renterettes in bunker baro.

I've sent in my application to The ReaI World...

And death was coming for him, and he stood there...

And then something happened. There was a fire.

If you don’t chew Big Red then Fuck You.

These colors don’t run

...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak.

Hey, turn that crap off. What's going on?

I guess if I really gotta think about it...

I WAS GONE FOR 3 HRS.

And the 26 car just ran Naughton into the wall.

The car, it ran real good

I would have name them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman

It's parked out there. And then the next thing I gotta do...

Oh, Nanan, not my prison shank

That's reaI sweet of you, Cal.

I’ve been slaving over it for hours

We created the missionary position

-No, no, no! No, she needs to know!

CaI Naughton in second. Ricky Bobby in third.

Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers.

Did he just say ''husband''?

...with his beloved husband, Gregory.

i gotta go check on cuckoo bird

APD to Homeless.... FAFO...

These guys are big-money power players.

...you might challenge me.

Gets it in the paint. Get her done!

There’s nothing wrong with Bronze!!

Hey I don't even know why I'm talking to you, do you remember that I hate you ?

Everything cool Stew said, you wrecked it

...is going to be running some test laps this weekend at Rockingham...

Defeated by the hands of someone who is truly better than you

I sure as hell am, Chip. I love the way they're talking to you.

Hi, Bill Weber, along with Wally Dallenbach and Benny Parsons.

-What's going on? -Soon you will know what it is like...

If you do not chew takis then F*** you

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

You came in and you said: If you ain't first, you're last.