Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...now three car lengths behind the leader.

We're getting married, Ricky.

With the advancements of modern science Its not crazy to think I cant live to 245 maybe 300

I'm just kidding you, man. I don't wanna win.

why dont you boys go dig a hole and ill get another beer

Okay I Am Meggy Spletzer

I do love fig newtons

That's from China.

I wanna go to space

Mothers day? Thats dumb

So serious all the time about your big bracelet. Psh, who cares?

There's something I want to get off my chest...

This makes us all realize the kind of pressure these drivers are under.

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

When your CPA tells you that you have to pay taxes this year!!

Ricky, your marriage was a hollow shell.

if you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

Denver has rats!!

-Number one. -No.

Everything cool that Josh just did… You just wrecked it

One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends.

There's your mother-flipping driving test.

-Could you do that for me? -Yes, sir.

Look. Here's the deal. I came here to tell you one thing.

CaI Naughton Jr.!

-Turn on channel 42. -Forty-two?

Rachel, you made that class your bitch

rearie phin pankake

You know what's in the crepe suzette?

(You)Why are you doing this? Applebee's has rats!

Attaboy. All right, son.

You came in and you said, ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''

But with advances in modern science and my high level of income...

Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza.

-Like, she likes afghans and quilts. -She's probably got a million of those.

You must decide, Ricky Bobby.

Don’t forget the caramel in my macchiato.

I work too hard for your bull, Tiff

...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley...

When Bobby decides to sit in with Phish again

Sandy, you made that Named your bitch!

-I'm a veteran and a diabetic! -Dad!

You read my mind, son

-Yeah. -First or last, right, baby?

Are we about to get it on? Cause I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense.

The room's starting to spin reaI fast.

-Yeah! -That's Ricky, baby!

Hey, Cal, listen. I hate to add to your tremendous moraI confusion...

'Cause we like to party

Augusta County Fire and Rescue Strategic Plan

That's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.

lf you’re not there by 9am, Then Fuck you

I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.

...where the big concern is the big wreck.

Look, I don't know why I'm talking to you, okay? What is it?

WELL, DICK, HERE’S THE DEAL: I’M THE BEST THERE IS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE

...after maybe the first day. Within the first hour, I gave that up.

Hey. You're Breeze or you're Breeze? Which one of you is Breeze?

-Hey, Stephen. -Hey, Ricky.

Let's see what we got, guys.

Look. Here, help's coming.

When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff...

You're not gonna wanna wash that forehead.

Guys, let's go win ourselves a race, all right?

SWIG SPECIAL. ENGAGE

Just wondering if you can ditch school...

He's in his underwear again. Go get him, fellas.

I got it Target It’s on sale. It’s real nice.

Dear Lord baby Jesus...

Sounds like a good day...

It's in the Geneva Convention

I'm Ricky Bobby.

We? No not we just you. you will face the league alone, I'm outta here.

You’re making COVID your bitch

Spread your butt cheeks and take big blue

She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants.

Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby.

If you shut down the learing centers Where will the fraud waste and abuse go?

You know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.

thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever

Damn, I made that presentation my bitch

Yeah ok, but if you won… How would I win?

We came up with it.

Well aren’t you just Shit outta luck lmao

-Susie Q, are those real? -Yeah.

Hey, Derek, it's Ricky.

Directed by Tom Bruno Jr.

Ricky Bobby, in the 6 2 car, on the move.

Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have cars fast enough to outrun the Feds...

And it's bad. I don't wanna give it to everyone else.

I like to picture Jesus with a monster uncircumcised hog

-Deez, why are you doing this??

-Don't tell the other drivers. -I'm not gonna tell anyone.

Bro you made that wod your bitch.

Don't you put that eviI on me, Ricky Bobby!

Gretchen, my friend, got her period. I'm so jealous, God.

Urging you to fuck off, Alan.

Do it dad get your balls back

i miSSED YOU, MAMA SPEED NASCAR ON TNT SPORTS IS BACK!

She already wasted?

ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

The hell you talking about, ''my driver''? What are you doing with a gun?

Hey, sorry, man.

-Hi. Those plates are hot. Enjoy. -You got your own skillet.

Be honest with me doc, is he ever gonna walk again? What? Oh yeah he found that wheelchair in the hallway

Dickie Bobby He's got two first names.

Work Mode Enagaged

Do it Mark get your balls back

You want to make this out to Charlotte?

The ninjas are trying to get me. The ninjas are trying to get me.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love Disney Plus

Those little thin pancakes

I’d like the plug pulled You do know he’s only taking a nap

-Beer money, huh? -There you go. Yes.

...that makes them act right, but I was born without it. I'm no good.

I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard!

Ricky Bobby was traumatized during the incident.

Do you realize the implications of your actions

...and then you win! You win!

I know it’s a technicality but… If anyone else try’s to leave TEX I’ll sock you square in the face

''You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run.''

You gotta learn to drive with the fear

Got your balls back !!!

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.

Why is it dumb?

I don't know, but it feels like we're wasting a lot of time.

If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

I see Terry. He's having a chicken sandwich.

-Come back at him. It's the only way. -Who are you?

See your when you’re grown up!

You tell District that RS Portland is my best friend And it’s shake and bake time!

You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?

I am so sorry. I thought you asked for onions--

I am so paralyzed!

how much you want for those snickers, old man?

I'll see you out there.

Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitaI of North Carolina.

Head coach Mack Brown

You see, this is what I'm talking about.

The jazz not pleasant for you? So why is the song on the jukebox.?

Hakuna Matata Bitches

Good night, guys. I'm losing a lot of blood.

Nós podemos ir na Gami Gami

But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?

Good call. Here, that's worth a nickel.

CONGRATULATIONS DREW HOPKINS 2022 IFL CO-CHAMPION

Hey, it's me, America.

You don't understand freedom.

Hot dog. I mean, that's like looking up Bridgette Wilson-Sampras' skirt.

Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new track record.

Face it, we suck.

-You're lucky. -I'm lucky?

Well there’s strike 2 and 3 right there

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

With all due respect babe, I'm gonna do some driving

Are you faking it? Fake it!

Everything cool about that rainbow... You wrecked it!

The answer is never

Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.

How much you sellin that Breece Hall for old man?

I just wish to hell you had a little more stupid cowboy in you.

Tough love, it is. Tough love.

But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?

Girls I'm all jacked up on Pizza

You tell CaI Naughton to take Ricky Bobby out.

-Mama! Mama! -No, Ricky, no.

Yeah! lt rhymes, they're both verbs. It's awesome.

I like the bay Jesus version

When you gym partner misses 2 weeks and shows up outta nowhere on chest day.

-I lost all muscle control. -Yeah, you did.

I’m gonna flapper your main.

-Now get back in that car, you hear me? -No, I'm not getting in that car.

...apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

How about you dig a hole And I’m gonna get another beer

Dear Lord baby Jesus ... We pray that you will take these sexually deviant thoughts for my brother Dane here…

Dr. K until he retires

I love you, Cal!

My Uncle when the quarantine is over

Them:How did your date go? Thinks of awkward ending

-Look at that. -What are we gonna do?

If you don't watch Turning Red, Then f**k you

Happy Birthday big boy

Who did you win that race for?

-...then I'm coming back, all right? -This is the bottom line.

You're just like me. Talladega's coming up in a couple of weeks...

Damn it. Come on, man.

Now, I am declaring Mott Law.

Oh Nana, not my prison shank! In the can.

Because I'm done. I'm done with the racing, with driving.

-What are you looking at, Popeye? -Shut up, you little pot-licker.

ls Ricky passing me in my subconscious?

Oh hell stick, I was drunk when I said that

But how did he get down to his underwear that fast?

And now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker.

It's not the best car, but it'll move.

...at the passing of the old South?

when a knucklehead name Ricky Bobby accuses Michael Clarke Duncan for slanging Ghetto D

I want you to do this Candidacy good, so that god will let us win tomorrow

John, that's not Kenny Rogers.

Hey, Ricky. You know you're driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay?

-Are you climbing on the table now? -Yes, sir.

Let me eat this, then I gotta make a phone call...

shes always moaning and whining Damn, I wish Johnson was here

What are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that.

Hold on, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Rick. What are you talking about?

Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.

Sandy, you made that named your bitch!

Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it

Yeah, yeah, we're doing well.

US Gov. and Tik Tok

-Oh, baby, that is a good one. -Hey, what are you doing?

Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Alan Barton Cody Dawson Carter Dior Caleb David Erik Franco Gordon Hugo Ivan Jeremy Kofi Leon Marcus Noah Matthew Nixon Owen Park Quincy Ryan Sean Thomas Kevin Nash Triple H Roman Reigns Sami Zayn Bryan Danielson Chris Jericho Paul Wight Mark Henry

-What? -I'm sorry.

Where did you think of that?

You gotta cross over the anger bridge and go to the friendship shore!

Les in Springfield

Now I suggest you and your wife: Mrs. Jim Beam

Election got me like

I lost my license.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, But I do love fig newtons.

I'm too drink to taste this chicken!

Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities

Don’t you stick that knife in your leg!

that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

I MISSED YOU MAMA SPEED! NASCAR ON TNT SPORTS IS BACK!

A spider monkey? A spider monkey

He's a world-class trainer of German shepherds.

Only time will tell if Jean's foray into NASCAR...

Maybe Just Maybe

Little Baby Donny

Can you not see why I'm stuck on the anger bridge?

I've always had a lot of great ideas.

to House Cape Coral

Oh, my God! Help me! I don't wanna die! Stop, drop, and roll!

Just say, I'm rooting for the Eagles

SHUT THE FUCK UP

...can't we resolve this conflict without anger?

...the guy that replaced you at Dennit, dead ahead.

Have you all seen my ladder. Har dee har ha ha

What happened? He's done. He's done.

From Provence, France...

I'm all jacked up on orange burst

...and tell us life lessons and stories about your childhood?

Stretch, stretch. Stretch it out.

This is how I will help!

That was a Helluva interview Nailed it like a split hog

Did you hear what he just said?

-Wait a minute! -It's CaI Naughton.

That's why this group right here is the laughingstock of NASCAR.

Neuclear blast, engage.

Can’t we resolve this conflict without anger?

You're wrecking my life!!!

That's his old ride, of course.

Blake, you brought this on.

All Right Professor Dickweed What's the Plan

Now, is there anyone out there who wants to go fast? Anybody?

I am a semi-professional race car driver

does that blow your mind? that just happened

You know what we should do?

I threw a bunch of Ohio States nat'l Championship trophies off a bridge

It's like Spanish, for like, a fighting chicken

I will let you go, Ricky...

Feels good facing your fear doesn’t it?

...but I don't know what to get her. She's gonna be 88.

-...like your know-it-all teacher here. -Okay, I think that's enough.

Steak Night is Mandatory

Stepping on the court the first game of hylander volleyball

...Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.

Only Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard got away clean.

Bro you made that wod your bitch.

Just because you say socially distanced, doesn't men you can do whatever you want. That's exactly what it means!

Hey, excuse me, Ricky.