Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His injuries are minor, but right now he can't deaI with the trauma of the wreck.
let's dig in!!
Wake up idiot
That's reaI nice. That's one of the nicest things you've ever said.
...now you don't.
because it says, like, I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too
Frenchy can shoot
Election 2016
Just say I love American bacon
I can't hold my tongue.
...that stipulates I mention Bantha-ade at each grace...
Well, I like the psychedelic shaman Jesus best, and I’m saying the grace
I’ll hold your hair
today. . .
I'll tell you what, though, guys, that was a hell of a race today.
Like the frightened baby chipmunk...
That's it. That is it!
If you don't sear your meat for stew first Then f@#$ you
-She's crazy. -Oh, thank you.
Oh hell Ricky, I was high when i said that
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
...but I just heard from Dennit.
Okay.
Are you asking me for a divorce?
.
I don't even know what that means but I love it!
Who needs two? I got tickets!
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Hot dog. That’s like looking up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt
Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Hey, just wanted to share a little piece of personaI information with you.
One single plop.
And your sponsors weren't doing very much, so...
I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
Watch, the doors actually open.
Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace.
Here to remind you, you do have balls, and you can golf on the weekend.
Dr. K. until April 26th
Hey, shut up man
One of you turds is about to Get smacked in the mouth
You Have Spilled My Macchiato
I can feel the electricity!!
If you don’t like Barstool Personalities Then fuck you
matt gaetz just had himself a bad day
LARRY: I SEE YOU! HOYH: ody! WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Yeah, that's messed up.
...and now he wants to get to know me?
Dusty say this is how You talk Jon
I am allowed to go out and play with big people Its my right
For this to happen.... Am I dead, man?
You what? You want me to break your arm? With a baseball bat!?
Something speciaI about him.''
But you have forced me to do this.
No, no, no, my friend. This way also closed. Not this way.
Well like the late great colonel sanders said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
-...and I know you wanna win that thing. -No, I don't.
-Come on. -Screw you, dude. I'm hanging up.
Hold it right there, Mr. Fancy Pants Foreigner.
How much you sellin' them t-6A Texans for, old man
-Carley, come back here. -Yes, Susie Q?
Don't you say it 604Bronco, those beavers don't run!
PUMP AND Dump!
That MEME right there is trademarked by dean silvett, shame on you Phil
Love that money!!!
And you always have to prove yourself. Wh--?
I am so paralized!
When a coworker tells me I should be manager
I can't sleep in here, man. I'm scared.
We created the missionary position. You’re welcome.
Dusty says.
when was the time i played the dark eye demonicon? when abraxas was on your horizon.
-What's going on, man? -Ricky, let him go!
Riprocks has rats!
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie.
What’s implications mean?
...number 20 car, myself.
It's like, you know....
don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres
-You're welcome. -Ricky Bobby...
asdf adf
I like to think of Hubanek walking around constantly aroused
You better be bringing TJ's when you come over Or ima go apeshit on yourass
Done for
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
rivalry game homos
''You're first or last.'' You can be second, you can be third, fourth.
I got a pretzel in my head.
Brenden
Man, he's scary good.
I'm going fast again
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
Hey Logan, everything cool that Paul said, you wrecked it
It certainly does look delicious.
ls it, Ricky?
A little bitta heat
yes beryl scanfranscancosial? what do you want? i want to rokikeiki coakxchoopher desiree coake.
You have live rabbits being pooped out onto a track?
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
Shake and Bake!
...you are scared by anything that is different.
Wind is kicking up.
I remember your daddy used to love it.
...my boys, my mama, and my lady would love me.
-I gotta take a piss. -Go, go, go!
When you have the stereo on at the same time as the TV... ...how do you controI the volume on the TV?
Michael, you made that shot your B&^%$ that shot your B&^%$
yep i'm flying through the air this is not good
This is me
...in an attempt to come back from his grisly crash.
Wow, that was cool.
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
this is egeas you hear me egeasssss
So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue.
Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.
I was just telling you that because--
Yay, two Christmases!
Bro you made that wod your bitch.
Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” Tom Wilson
-You got it. -Damn it. Okay.
Marbach What were those Things? Were those the Year 2 Projections?
Terry Cheveaux is refusing to drive. One of his crew members...
-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. -And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.
I want you to say this Grace good so that God will let us win this game tomorrow
AEW hell Danny I was high when I said that
You need to grab hold of the line between speed and chaos...
Justin Thomas He's got two first names
...and it's about that summer when you went away to community college.
And I would be honored if you'd sign my balls.
You made that script your bitch
Oh, I love when those cars wiz by!
This is egregious, do you hear me? Egregious!
Shake and Bake is Dead
Oh hell, brennan. I was high when I did that!
Let's dig in!
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
...I must be beaten by a driver who's truly better than me.
Well, Gabby, Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple
He's just taking a nap.
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no?
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, But I do love Fig Newtons.
...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use...
I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.
Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.
WHY IS IT DUMB?
Do it Isaac, get your balls back. Go fast again.
-You are pizza? -Yeah, we are pizza. I gotta say it.
Just say It's called soccer
what Even is this
...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.
walk in here on your two legs all fat and cocky
Tragic.
What? Nothing.
He was so scared, because you know how little he is.
may god be with you, because although today i am friendly, tomorrow will be war! Gig'em Aggies
Ma'am I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I 'm also going to need to know where your commode's at Questions?
Everyone's reaI friendly.
I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car...
Trump addressing Pelosi
...I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 2 45, maybe 300.
You know, Larry, there's good days in racing, and there's bad days.
That's what I'm saying. My head's all tied up like a pretzel.
Meggy's 2nd Son Texas Ranger Spletzer
...we just want to say to all you other drivers out there...
Ma'am, your dog is not dying She's just choking on a BBC!
Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter Happy Mother’s Day
Airplane mode, engage.
...to try to show he can still get the job done.
Send that weird man back to Indonesia
-Look at them buns. -Well, that is a set of buns.
...you have set me free.
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
Tees at VHCC
...and it cools you off on a hot desert planet.
...for eating all those hot dogs in a row.
im putting alot of my eggs into that basket the AMD basket
DON
If you ain't customer first, you're last You know what i'm talking about
Discord at night be like:
Yeah!
-None. -Exactly.
I don’t know…
Hang on, baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy.
Get it
-Oh, I love the crepe suzette. -With the sugar...
I'm gonna scissor kick you In the back of the head
Turn that off right now!
...a reaI legend, Larry Bird.
lt doesn't hurt being Ricky Bobby. I'm not gonna lie to you.
He still works there and he was crazy.
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow WILL BE WAR
And I’m still in my dirty tea pants right now!
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
george what have you been drinking 26 chevaux liquor? yes faye it's early days.
Jerome, you brought this on, man.
Hello
He sold the windshield!
I got a message for all of them. Ready? Shake and Bake!
His paralysis is entirely psychosomatic.
Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?
Because I'm your daddy, that's why.
Car ran real good
don't 1999 go all the mercedes versace no maserati barbagallo ford no can't football don't intrest i just wanna go back to 1965 take a delorean tour of the survurbs yes then go time machine yes work capsule yes gangnam style before wrong decade i born in 20's my english is tongues yes allison and michael csi deed i get key talcum bompun
Yep. Yeah, I think.... I guess things are...
this is my husband Gregory
As the laps wind down, Jamie McMurray is the leader.
It’s not crazy to think I can play until 245 maybe 300
Dad, you made that dinner your bitch…
Please be good pressly…
We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NAS CAR.
come on almost there! aah! sherpa! aah! now you know it's a warning.
I wet my bed untiI I was 1 9. There's no shame in that.
-Not Ricky? -I'm gonna windmill you.
Up on top!
I FOUND A WHOLE RAT IN MY COBB SALAD
Did you say "fire"?
-There they are. -What in tarnation?
F1
Go to your room, right super now. It's spanking time. I didn't do it yet.
Hey, what happened to the family portrait?
Tragic
We better hightail it outta here Frank’s gonna be pi$$ed.
I could get used to this winning thing!
Ah, Ricky Bobby.
This movie is hilarious.
That was a hell of a grace, mando. You nailed that like a womp rat!
-Yeah, I feel that. -You are back!
I FUCKING HATE niggers
So how's the physicaI therapy going?
its rikcy its ricky
Teacher said I was wrong I told that teacher she had a lumpy butt
Mr. Bobby, come on down here.
...Because although I am friendly...tomorrow Happy Opening Day!
Tickets, right here, 60 bucks a pop.
Big Red
What the hell are you talking about?
Say hello to DR WATTZ
...with, like, a angel band.
By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
-We gotta tell him. -Now?
Uh, who the heck am I? You're Sonic. I'm new sidekick.
tired of hearing "I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants"? BuzzyHealth can help!
Hey Keith
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
You have forced me to do this Just say I love BMW
See you, wouldn't wanna be you.
-...maybe you could let me win a few. -Well, there you go.
Only Penny and Indonesia Got Away Deadly
Maybe, Just Maybe
Learned nothing about driving, and it cost me $1,000 to get fixed.
I like to picture Dracula in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party
I would be honored if you would let me sign your cast.
Programming for this channel is not available at this time We apologize for the inconvenience
I’ve been waiting here for hours
The only reason you ever need to do anything
Them: are you really going to block anyone who asks a question? Us:
love me that doc
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You nailed that like a split hog
What's that delicious, crispy smell?
.
Get used to hearing it
Chip I I fucking hate niggers
For best movie ever made.
Rich
HELP ME ETHAN SMITH!
hey is that a huffy? thats a nice lookin bike boy
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
-Yeah, I know. Yeah. -Hey! I love you!
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!
-Hustle up, hustle up. -Hey, man!
I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho
Craig I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
love me that dk!
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow will be war
Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises!
Son, I'm proud of you.
YAYYY!!! 4town's funeral
How much you sellin them Sapos for old man?
Those two would go together like Cocaine and Waffles
it was shit!
Not good
Yay! Two Boomer Fridays!
let's dig in
-What in the hell? -That is it!