Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what I'm saying. My head's all tied up like a pretzel.
...that stipulates I mention Bantha-ade at each grace...
Not good
Chip I I fucking hate niggers
You have live rabbits being pooped out onto a track?
Wind is kicking up.
Only Penny and Indonesia Got Away Deadly
His paralysis is entirely psychosomatic.
-Look at them buns. -Well, that is a set of buns.
If you don’t like Barstool Personalities Then fuck you
That's it. That is it!
...and it cools you off on a hot desert planet.
''You're first or last.'' You can be second, you can be third, fourth.
His injuries are minor, but right now he can't deaI with the trauma of the wreck.
See you, wouldn't wanna be you.
I would be honored if you would let me sign your cast.
this is my husband Gregory
We better hightail it outta here Frank’s gonna be pi$$ed.
Teacher said I was wrong I told that teacher she had a lumpy butt
No, no, no, my friend. This way also closed. Not this way.
Okay.
This is me
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
I'll tell you what, though, guys, that was a hell of a race today.
He was so scared, because you know how little he is.
I like to think of Hubanek walking around constantly aroused
Let's dig in!
F1
You need to grab hold of the line between speed and chaos...
because it says, like, I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too
Hang on, baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy.
And I would be honored if you'd sign my balls.
Turn that off right now!
What’s implications mean?
hey is that a huffy? thats a nice lookin bike boy
let's dig in!!
Who needs two? I got tickets!
Please be good pressly…
-...and I know you wanna win that thing. -No, I don't.
I got a pretzel in my head.
It certainly does look delicious.
DON
Michael, you made that shot your B&^%$ that shot your B&^%$
I could get used to this winning thing!
Ma'am I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I 'm also going to need to know where your commode's at Questions?
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, But I do love Fig Newtons.
-None. -Exactly.
ls it, Ricky?
HELP ME ETHAN SMITH!
Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?
I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car...
...you have set me free.
.
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow will be war
Oh hell Ricky, I was high when i said that
asdf adf
I’ve been waiting here for hours
This movie is hilarious.
Craig I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Marbach What were those Things? Were those the Year 2 Projections?
Well, Gabby, Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple
He's just taking a nap.
I remember your daddy used to love it.
come on almost there! aah! sherpa! aah! now you know it's a warning.
I'm going fast again
...but I just heard from Dennit.
I can't sleep in here, man. I'm scared.
Did you say "fire"?
Here to remind you, you do have balls, and you can golf on the weekend.
yes beryl scanfranscancosial? what do you want? i want to rokikeiki coakxchoopher desiree coake.
Ah, Ricky Bobby.
I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
You have forced me to do this Just say I love BMW
Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
I like to picture Dracula in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party
AEW hell Danny I was high when I said that
Well like the late great colonel sanders said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
love me that doc
Man, he's scary good.
-You're welcome. -Ricky Bobby...
Hey, just wanted to share a little piece of personaI information with you.
What's that delicious, crispy smell?
Hey, what happened to the family portrait?
-Yeah, I feel that. -You are back!
I'm gonna scissor kick you In the back of the head
Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises!
Done for
love me that dk!
Dad, you made that dinner your bitch…
The only reason you ever need to do anything
-You got it. -Damn it. Okay.
One single plop.
Just say I love American bacon
its rikcy its ricky
Send that weird man back to Indonesia
Get used to hearing it
How much you sellin' them t-6A Texans for, old man
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I want you to say this Grace good so that God will let us win this game tomorrow
Do it Isaac, get your balls back. Go fast again.
Terry Cheveaux is refusing to drive. One of his crew members...
Election 2016
I’ll hold your hair
yep i'm flying through the air this is not good
As the laps wind down, Jamie McMurray is the leader.
Dusty says.
Hot dog. That’s like looking up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt
What the hell are you talking about?
How much you sellin them Sapos for old man?
I am so paralized!
...I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 2 45, maybe 300.
He still works there and he was crazy.
He sold the windshield!
Oh, I love when those cars wiz by!
By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
-You are pizza? -Yeah, we are pizza. I gotta say it.
tired of hearing "I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants"? BuzzyHealth can help!
...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use...
Love that money!!!
YAYYY!!! 4town's funeral
it was shit!
Say hello to DR WATTZ
...in an attempt to come back from his grisly crash.
what Even is this
Learned nothing about driving, and it cost me $1,000 to get fixed.
-...maybe you could let me win a few. -Well, there you go.
That was a hell of a grace, mando. You nailed that like a womp rat!
I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
That MEME right there is trademarked by dean silvett, shame on you Phil
Brenden
Maybe, Just Maybe
Get it
...for eating all those hot dogs in a row.
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
...and it's about that summer when you went away to community college.
Justin Thomas He's got two first names
Hey Keith
...my boys, my mama, and my lady would love me.
-What's going on, man? -Ricky, let him go!
im putting alot of my eggs into that basket the AMD basket
Hello
PUMP AND Dump!
Wow, that was cool.
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Mr. Bobby, come on down here.
It’s not crazy to think I can play until 245 maybe 300
Big Red
Yeah!
Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.
We created the missionary position. You’re welcome.
Shake and Bake!
rivalry game homos
You made that script your bitch
Dr. K. until April 26th
Up on top!
Yay, two Christmases!
-We gotta tell him. -Now?
Just say It's called soccer
...you are scared by anything that is different.
...a reaI legend, Larry Bird.
may god be with you, because although today i am friendly, tomorrow will be war! Gig'em Aggies
...to try to show he can still get the job done.
don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres
I don't even know what that means but I love it!
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no?
Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.
Like the frightened baby chipmunk...
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Dusty say this is how You talk Jon
Riprocks has rats!
You Have Spilled My Macchiato
matt gaetz just had himself a bad day
-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. -And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.
Trump addressing Pelosi
Although today I am friendly Tomorrow WILL BE WAR
It's like, you know....
...now you don't.
You nailed that like a split hog
Airplane mode, engage.
george what have you been drinking 26 chevaux liquor? yes faye it's early days.
...and now he wants to get to know me?
Go to your room, right super now. It's spanking time. I didn't do it yet.
Tees at VHCC
Hold it right there, Mr. Fancy Pants Foreigner.
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
Son, I'm proud of you.
LARRY: I SEE YOU! HOYH: ody! WHAT DID I TELL YOU
You better be bringing TJ's when you come over Or ima go apeshit on yourass
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
Tragic
Them: are you really going to block anyone who asks a question? Us:
when was the time i played the dark eye demonicon? when abraxas was on your horizon.
I don’t know…
Because I'm your daddy, that's why.
Well, I like the psychedelic shaman Jesus best, and I’m saying the grace
Something speciaI about him.''
Car ran real good
Uh, who the heck am I? You're Sonic. I'm new sidekick.
I FUCKING HATE niggers
Watch, the doors actually open.
Shake and Bake is Dead
A little bitta heat
-There they are. -What in tarnation?
Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace.
And I’m still in my dirty tea pants right now!
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
Those two would go together like Cocaine and Waffles
Rich
...Because although I am friendly...tomorrow Happy Opening Day!
I was just telling you that because--
I can feel the electricity!!
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
I can't hold my tongue.
I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho
This is egregious, do you hear me? Egregious!
Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter Happy Mother’s Day
For best movie ever made.
I FOUND A WHOLE RAT IN MY COBB SALAD
today. . .
-She's crazy. -Oh, thank you.
And you always have to prove yourself. Wh--?
.
...we just want to say to all you other drivers out there...
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie.
You know, Larry, there's good days in racing, and there's bad days.
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” Tom Wilson
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!
Wake up idiot
Frenchy can shoot
-Not Ricky? -I'm gonna windmill you.
Don't you say it 604Bronco, those beavers don't run!
That's reaI nice. That's one of the nicest things you've ever said.
-Carley, come back here. -Yes, Susie Q?
Ma'am, your dog is not dying She's just choking on a BBC!
Meggy's 2nd Son Texas Ranger Spletzer
One of you turds is about to Get smacked in the mouth
Everyone's reaI friendly.
-Come on. -Screw you, dude. I'm hanging up.
-What in the hell? -That is it!
We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NAS CAR.
Jerome, you brought this on, man.
this is egeas you hear me egeasssss
For this to happen.... Am I dead, man?
And your sponsors weren't doing very much, so...
So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue.
lt doesn't hurt being Ricky Bobby. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yay! Two Boomer Fridays!
...with, like, a angel band.
Hey Logan, everything cool that Paul said, you wrecked it
Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.
If you don't sear your meat for stew first Then f@#$ you
I am allowed to go out and play with big people Its my right
...I must be beaten by a driver who's truly better than me.
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Tickets, right here, 60 bucks a pop.
Oh hell, brennan. I was high when I did that!
Yep. Yeah, I think.... I guess things are...
You what? You want me to break your arm? With a baseball bat!?
-Oh, I love the crepe suzette. -With the sugar...
Refinance and stop leaking money. Make the CashCall at 877-890-CASH.
walk in here on your two legs all fat and cocky
don't 1999 go all the mercedes versace no maserati barbagallo ford no can't football don't intrest i just wanna go back to 1965 take a delorean tour of the survurbs yes then go time machine yes work capsule yes gangnam style before wrong decade i born in 20's my english is tongues yes allison and michael csi deed i get key talcum bompun
...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.
-Hustle up, hustle up. -Hey, man!
So how's the physicaI therapy going?
But you have forced me to do this.
Yeah, that's messed up.
Hey, shut up man
Bro you made that wod your bitch.
WHY IS IT DUMB?
If you ain't customer first, you're last You know what i'm talking about
let's dig in
Tragic.
Are you asking me for a divorce?
I got a message for all of them. Ready? Shake and Bake!
-Yeah, I know. Yeah. -Hey! I love you!
When you have the stereo on at the same time as the TV... ...how do you controI the volume on the TV?
When a coworker tells me I should be manager
I wet my bed untiI I was 1 9. There's no shame in that.
...number 20 car, myself.
Discord at night be like:
-I gotta take a piss. -Go, go, go!