Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HAKUNA MATATA, BITCHES
Blue Team Red Team
Baby! That's my baby!
Damn, I made that presentation my bitch
Test E
-Tomorrow you'll be in trouble. -I'll rip you a new one.
Okay. I am a semi-professional race car driver... And amateur tattoo artist.
If you don’t like Ted Lasso then Fu** you
I work too hard for your bull, Chip.
...who's been like a son to me, only better...
You got a lumpy butt
God, he's just following me wherever I go.
As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course...
-Oh, man! -Sometime today, son.
That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!
LOVE THAT MONEY!
Maxipad the official tampon of LDR
Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.
There’s a goddamn cougar in the car
That's my teammate!
When your buddy doesn’t know if he’s going out on New Years..
Ben on the Way home
I’m just so proud of you!
Oh, hell blaine, I was drunk when I said that
Abstinence! … I don’t even know what that means!
What are you talking about?
What were
Dear tiny infant Jesus, we pray for brad
What's that got to do with this?
He was a man. He had a beard
and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk
Set him up that way?
Peter is like
Let us pray.
...To help him launch his Starlink satellites as soon as possible
That just happened!
I will paint your back porch red
Rob Manfred be like..... You tell Kevin Cash to take Benny Snell out!!!
This is a fair compromise, no?
-Right. -...but I'm here to party too.''
Who cares
Who’s retarded now?
The Magic Man. Now you see me...
Well, that last one's pretty cool.
Calm down Karen
I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this away from me is getting hit square in the face
By the way, Joey... I listened to the Stella Brown Song. It was shit!
Well, you gotta listen to me here, okay?
I found a whole rat in my nachos
-These two are two in a million. -I am.
-What a lovely meal. -lt sure is.
Down Karen Got down!
Did he just say ''stepson''?
...if you would accompany me to ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights.
Yeah!
Pump engaged
Your students when you become a black belt in BJJ
Georgia v. Alambama
We Would've Name Them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman, Okay?
Shield guy too far in front
...to bring together the Knights of the Round Table...
The foul stench of warriors haters comments...
...it's Magic Man...
Los franceses:
Baby, stop.
Everything cooI that Susan said, you wrecked it.
And If You Do Not Obey Mott Law...
Qualifying final, I’m coming for ya
Make the CashCall and ask for the Do-Over Refi. If you refinance your mortgage in the last 18 months, we'll re do it at 2.875% rate and APR with no closing costs. Make the CashCall at 877-890-CASH.
YOU'RE WELCOME
Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go?
-...like retarded gangbangers. -Amen.
I wanna be spontaneous
Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.
Who needs 2?! I got tickets
And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver...
Anarchy! Anarchy
Don’t you put that evil on me, Turcotte! Don’t you put that on us!
And you know what else? You never let me win one time.
Because I like toparty
We'll use this knife to pry it out. We'll pull it out.
Nancy's sure she's going to get it soon too. And if I'm last....''
Wel verdomme?! Er zit een verdomde poema in de auto?!
Oh hell Chris I was hiiigh when I said that Oh hell Chris I was high when I said that
Here I come. Slingshot engaged.
I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the GME basket.
...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife
Questions?
Well there’s strike 2 and 3 right there.
You're right. I was a totaI dick, man.
With all due respect, I had no idea you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
-...how am I gonna win? -Yeah.
Make that 2021 Dri tri time your bitch
Well, girl, you got some game.
Baby...
You're a tough man to find. You know that, buster?
He actually did it!
-Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today. -Thanks.
Hold on, now, baby. Let's just see what this thing's got under the hood.
I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket. The build up for Shania basket.
Macchiato
...for making you come in second all those years.
Are you pressing the buttons in the back panel or in the kitchen?
Gotcha.
Directed by Tom Bruno Jr.
I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.
Jill Biden Joe Bidens Secret Service
And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
I can’t believe it. It’s Donnie Darklo himself
I'm 1 0 years old, but I'll beat your ass.
I got my arm wrapped up like a freakin’ gordita
What's she doing exercising at 2:30 in the morning?
I WORK TOO HARD FOR YOUR BULL, CHIP
I can’t believe it. If it isn’t Ike honcho himself
Meggy You My Best Friend
"callu cha-cha" and they plant gorpe seeds then they process the brial "lymphatic" then they cook in han mal i with inmalrruu oskvbisujba entitled "drentanorthcussion" then they sorp and eat. then the rest in beds called "fruictoostionws".
lt doesn't matter, Lucius. We're in last place. Relax.
-Do it, Dad. Get your balls back. -Go fast again.
Traitors/Bodysnatcher June 20th@Soundbar
lf you wreck that car, that's 200 grand out of your pocket...
Oh nana, not my prison shank! In the can…
Remember the field mouse is fast, But the owl sees at night!
...in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...
thanks girls! You'll be my best friends forever!
I got a chubby right now...
CHARLIE just loves crepes
Is that an arrow in my ass?
Let's take a quick commerciaI break and we'll be right back.
Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?
All three people, all great champions, all loved.
We're the best there is. Plain and simple.
Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
That’s a problem
When you are 11-0 in your College Football picks
Oh hell, baggie... I was high when I said that
...who is a stone-cold fox.
You people shut the hell up! You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep
You're a sweetie pie.
Kim not buying enough for everyone. Tragic
The Magic phone Now you see it, now you don't
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
I don't know what organ or bone people have...
...and then maybe I'll say hello to these swamp rats.
Ad-dic-tion
You made the drug challenge your bitch
yup
Okay, okay, maybe don't interrupt me.
AI! AI! AI! AI! AI! I don't know what it is, but I love it!
Grandpa, would you like to take us fishing...
I mean, I just laugh...
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.
What in the hell is he doing, guys? Get him off of me.
CaI Naughton from Dennit Racing just helped a rivaI driver pass a teammate.
. .
hooper I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
You’re my best friend Ricky!
I'm a veteran and a diabetic!
Marcus, in fantasy football You gotta win to get love. Everyone knows that.
-Okay, Reese. -Grandfather...
CaI blew out his engine. You have no backup. Back off!
Ricky, the doctor told us...
...and I never gave you your due. lt was my fault.
Kate you got watch out you don't stop me when i get into meme making mode
And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell...
By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
Flying over the golf course at 6.9 feet. He’s just a stupid cowboy
When it’s raining the turkeys just disappear Abracadabra Holmes
...that some bad stuff happened just now, but in time--
Hey, Cal! Baby, I'm coming. Thanks, baby.
Ricky Bobby
HILLARY CLINTON RIGHT NOW…
Hey, I'm sorry, guys. I mean, I hope your boys don't lose their legs.
And we just came up with a new nickname.
Oh, I love when them cars whiz by.
faye's a cake george's a cake rihanna's a cake ashley gallagher's a cake maxine lewis's a cake georgette mallard's a cake.
...you gotta make friends with that fear. So get in the car.
I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.
When the crack head starts bouncing around in the back of your patrol car
Glen I see you!
nigga boy
I can't believe it. I can't believe it!
It won an Academy Award For Best Movie Ever Made
Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Rob Robin Romeo Remington Usher Van Charles Dam Tom Brokaw Jane Pauley Geraldo Rivera Jim Cramer
I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.
We were cellmates together, Andy. You got payback coming!
The foul stench of kd haters comments...
the huzz seeing a ten foot tall direwolf freely roaming the ship
Ben on The way home
I'm still sitting in my cum panties
Damn a whole mess of Curry sounds good right now
Didn't Ricky Bobby used to drive for you?
I can't believe it. if it isn't Mike Honcho himself.
Crocker, losing never fun but here’s something to pick your spirits up
-I let that go that day. -Yeah, I remember.
Dad, you made that grace your nerfherder.
Hey, Ricky, you know you’re driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay?
How much you selling that George Pickens for, old man?
Alright you got me That's an awesome golf cart
how my Tuesday is going...
I got you! I got you, man! I'll help you!
And check out his crew chief over there.
One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!
Y
You made that pricing spreadsheet your bitch
When the cop asks if I have anything to say after having me my ticket
Hells Yes
SAY HELLO TO DR. WATTS
...Jesus did grow up.
when a troll starts mouthing off at 2 am in my group
I found a whole rat in my cobb salad
You made that term your bitch
CLEMSON BE LIKE..
Rumble Power Up, Engaged!
Well, crazy is all we got right now, okay? So do it.
That blows
We're really happy with what was going on.
only good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings and that's the vibrations running up my legs
I don’t even know what that means but I love it
Because of gayness.
No, no! Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby have wrecked in the last lap...
I don't wanna be raining on your parade, but I gotta tell you...
We're American, because you're in America, okay?
...at the Talladega Superspeedway.
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Your my best friend! Your my best friend!
I am French Oui No, we are not French, we're american
-Yeah. -Good luck, weirdoes.
Yes No
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY DAY
You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!
Get in the van lad!!
Hmm...
You came in and you said, lf you ain't first, you're last.
Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?
Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!
Chris: Responding to the new asoc
Shake n' Bake
You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!
Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that!
-Not again! No go. No go! -It's stuck. It's stuck.
And you will probably lose.
Kick Ass
Well if it isn’t our mangy, transient OIC
columbian bam bam
That Wonder Bread Car is toast
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you for Elon Musk
Nothin wrong with bronze!
Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity.
Please be 18.
Tell Caleb
Richard Pryor Gene Wilder Joan Severance Kevin Spacey Alan North Anthony Zerbe Lauren Tom John Capodice Kirsten Childs Louis Giambalvo Kevin Nash Triple H Michael Cole Jerry Lawler
That come race time tomorrow, I'm coming for you, all right?
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Damn I wish zach was here
My name is Dan Jakalski
...with CaI Naughton Jr. finishing second.
Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?
Tucker
I was depressed when I said that
...because it's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid.
Golly, this is a hard decision.
...handicap-accessible van...
Who cares?
Not French!!
We? No, we are not French.
...
Man, I gotta lay off the Power Poker
Come on, man, that was last week.
You wanna see what my life is?!