Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Grandpa, would you like to take us fishing...

CHARLIE just loves crepes

Your my best friend! Your my best friend!

When the cop asks if I have anything to say after having me my ticket

Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?

You people shut the hell up! You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep

And we just came up with a new nickname.

Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!

And you know what else? You never let me win one time.

I found a whole rat in my nachos

Well, crazy is all we got right now, okay? So do it.

I am French Oui No, we are not French, we're american

By the way, Nate, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit

Traitors/Bodysnatcher June 20th@Soundbar

...Jesus did grow up.

Are you pressing the buttons in the back panel or in the kitchen?

AI! AI! AI! AI! AI! I don't know what it is, but I love it!

That’s a problem

...who's been like a son to me, only better...

only good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings and that's the vibrations running up my legs

You made the drug challenge your bitch

If you don’t like Ted Lasso then Fu** you

We were cellmates together, Andy. You got payback coming!

CaI blew out his engine. You have no backup. Back off!

I'm still sitting in my cum panties

I don't wanna be raining on your parade, but I gotta tell you...

-Do it, Dad. Get your balls back. -Go fast again.

Flying over the golf course at 6.9 feet. He’s just a stupid cowboy

We're American, because you're in America, okay?

Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.

...for making you come in second all those years.

Get in the van lad!!

I WORK TOO HARD FOR YOUR BULL, CHIP

Let's take a quick commerciaI break and we'll be right back.

Who needs 2?! I got tickets

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

I wanna be spontaneous

...if you would accompany me to ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights.

Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go?

Chris: Responding to the new asoc

Maxipad the official tampon of LDR

And you will probably lose.

I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket. The build up for Shania basket.

Oh hell, baggie... I was high when I said that

Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.

Well, girl, you got some game.

I can't believe it. if it isn't Mike Honcho himself.

faye's a cake george's a cake rihanna's a cake ashley gallagher's a cake maxine lewis's a cake georgette mallard's a cake.

...that some bad stuff happened just now, but in time--

I can't believe it. I can't believe it!

-What a lovely meal. -lt sure is.

...to bring together the Knights of the Round Table...

-...how am I gonna win? -Yeah.

I’m just so proud of you!

-Okay, Reese. -Grandfather...

Hey, I'm sorry, guys. I mean, I hope your boys don't lose their legs.

...and I never gave you your due. lt was my fault.

I don't know what organ or bone people have...

LOVE THAT MONEY!

Is that an arrow in my ass?

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

Georgia v. Alambama

When the crack head starts bouncing around in the back of your patrol car

Damn I wish zach was here

The Magic phone Now you see it, now you don't

That Wonder Bread Car is toast

With all due respect, I had no idea you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

Well if it isn’t our mangy, transient OIC

We? No, we are not French.

Ben on the Way home

-Not again! No go. No go! -It's stuck. It's stuck.

Hold on, now, baby. Let's just see what this thing's got under the hood.

You wanna see what my life is?!

The foul stench of warriors haters comments...

Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity.

Hey, Ricky, you know you’re driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay?

Calm down Karen

No, no! Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby have wrecked in the last lap...

And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell...

...in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...

We're really happy with what was going on.

Set him up that way?

-Right. -...but I'm here to party too.''

And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

I got you! I got you, man! I'll help you!

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY DAY

Okay. I am a semi-professional race car driver... And amateur tattoo artist.

I found a whole rat in my cobb salad

Damn, I made that presentation my bitch

Directed by Tom Bruno Jr.

By the way, Joey... I listened to the Stella Brown Song. It was shit!

You’re my best friend Ricky!

All three people, all great champions, all loved.

I got a chubby right now...

It won an Academy Award For Best Movie Ever Made

CaI Naughton from Dennit Racing just helped a rivaI driver pass a teammate.

I don’t even know what that means but I love it

Kate you got watch out you don't stop me when i get into meme making mode

I mean, I just laugh...

You came in and you said, lf you ain't first, you're last.

Rob Manfred be like..... You tell Kevin Cash to take Benny Snell out!!!

That come race time tomorrow, I'm coming for you, all right?

Ben on The way home

What in the hell is he doing, guys? Get him off of me.

thanks girls! You'll be my best friends forever!

Make that 2021 Dri tri time your bitch

Glen I see you!

Don’t you put that evil on me, Turcotte! Don’t you put that on us!

And If You Do Not Obey Mott Law...

How much you selling that George Pickens for, old man?

Ricky, the doctor told us...

-Oh, man! -Sometime today, son.

Who’s retarded now?

SAY HELLO TO DR. WATTS

Man, I gotta lay off the Power Poker

and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk

...and then maybe I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

I'm 1 0 years old, but I'll beat your ass.

...handicap-accessible van...

Come on, man, that was last week.

Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.

I know it’s a technicality, but I’ll tell you what: You try to take this away from me, I’ll sock you in the face.

...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife

Down Karen Got down!

And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver...

Okay, okay, maybe don't interrupt me.

That just happened!

What's she doing exercising at 2:30 in the morning?

Nancy's sure she's going to get it soon too. And if I'm last....''

Damn a whole mess of Curry sounds good right now

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you for Elon Musk

Remember the field mouse is fast, But the owl sees at night!

This is a fair compromise, no?

You just lost Lisa you just lost your dog, Don’t lose your best friends to!

Jill Biden Joe Bidens Secret Service

I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.

Dad, you made that grace your nerfherder.

Meggy You My Best Friend

lt doesn't matter, Lucius. We're in last place. Relax.

Everything cooI that Susan said, you wrecked it.

columbian bam bam

You're a tough man to find. You know that, buster?

You're a sweetie pie.

I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the GME basket.

Because of gayness.

Hey, Cal! Baby, I'm coming. Thanks, baby.

-...like retarded gangbangers. -Amen.

You're right. I was a totaI dick, man.

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Well, that last one's pretty cool.

What are you talking about?

Didn't Ricky Bobby used to drive for you?

Here I come. Slingshot engaged.

You made that term your bitch

how my Tuesday is going...

We Would've Name Them Robert Quinn and Medicine Woman, Okay?

Oh, hell blaine, I was drunk when I said that

Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that!

Kim not buying enough for everyone. Tragic

Alright you got me That's an awesome golf cart

There’s a goddamn cougar in the car

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.

CLEMSON BE LIKE..

That's my teammate!

Qualifying final, I’m coming for ya

Did he just say ''stepson''?

Rumble Power Up, Engaged!

-Tomorrow you'll be in trouble. -I'll rip you a new one.

HILLARY CLINTON RIGHT NOW…

The foul stench of kd haters comments...

I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.

hooper I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

...you gotta make friends with that fear. So get in the car.

My name is Dan Jakalski

...To help him launch his Starlink satellites as soon as possible

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

Because I like toparty

He was a man. He had a beard

Crocker, losing never fun but here’s something to pick your spirits up

Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?

Oh hell Chris I was hiiigh when I said that Oh hell Chris I was high when I said that

Marcus, in fantasy football You gotta win to get love. Everyone knows that.

Well, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?

The Magic Man. Now you see me...

I was depressed when I said that

I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this away from me is getting hit square in the face

I can’t believe it. If it isn’t Ike honcho himself

You got a lumpy butt

...at the Talladega Superspeedway.

"callu cha-cha" and they plant gorpe seeds then they process the brial "lymphatic" then they cook in han mal i with inmalrruu oskvbisujba entitled "drentanorthcussion" then they sorp and eat. then the rest in beds called "fruictoostionws".

when a troll starts mouthing off at 2 am in my group

I will paint your back porch red

-Yeah. -Good luck, weirdoes.

Anarchy! Anarchy

Nothin wrong with bronze!

Wel verdomme?! Er zit een verdomde poema in de auto?!

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Baby! That's my baby!

One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!

We'll use this knife to pry it out. We'll pull it out.

Well, you gotta listen to me here, okay?

...with CaI Naughton Jr. finishing second.

When you are 11-0 in your College Football picks

God, he's just following me wherever I go.

Shield guy too far in front

He actually did it!

Your students when you become a black belt in BJJ

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course...

What's that got to do with this?

Richard Pryor Gene Wilder Joan Severance Kevin Spacey Alan North Anthony Zerbe Lauren Tom John Capodice Kirsten Childs Louis Giambalvo Kevin Nash Triple H Michael Cole Jerry Lawler

...it's Magic Man...

the huzz seeing a ten foot tall direwolf freely roaming the ship

When your buddy doesn’t know if he’s going out on New Years..

Oh nana, not my prison shank! In the can…

Well there’s strike 2 and 3 right there.

...because it's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid.

We're the best there is. Plain and simple.

-I let that go that day. -Yeah, I remember.

Dear tiny infant Jesus, we pray for brad

I got my arm wrapped up like a freakin’ gordita

Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Rob Robin Romeo Remington Usher Van Charles Dam Tom Brokaw Jane Pauley Geraldo Rivera Jim Cramer

That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!

-Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today. -Thanks.

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

I can’t believe it. It’s Donnie Darklo himself

HAKUNA MATATA, BITCHES

Oh, I love when them cars whiz by.

And check out his crew chief over there.

When it’s raining the turkeys just disappear Abracadabra Holmes

Golly, this is a hard decision.

lf you wreck that car, that's 200 grand out of your pocket...

...who is a stone-cold fox.

-These two are two in a million. -I am.

You made that pricing spreadsheet your bitch