Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell them to Take him out

I'll drive 1 00 miles an hour to your house.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Who needs two? I got tickets!

one single plop

how much you want for that food and fuel, old man?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...bearded Jesus, whoever you want.

I’m all jacked up on albuterol

But I just wanted you to know... ...that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Hancho.

Oh, my God! Ricky!

He was a MAN. He had a BEARD!

I'm gettin' bored, man. You wanna come over and play G.I. Joes?

...my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons...

Winners get to do what they want

Craig deciding to play In Turkey Bowl 50

You're wrecking my life!

Okay, I'm really gonna open it up!

Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

-Hey, I’m Avis. -And I’m Danny.

Ricky Bobby wins!

The rooms starting to spin real fast Cause of the gayness

It's time to go home to jesus. goodbye, buddy.

...but I am faster.

I am a professional conductor And an amateur real estate agent

I SPREAD MY BUTT CHEEKS AS MIKE HONCHO

Can feel the motor...

-All right. I'll talk to you tomorrow. -All right, man. Talk to you tomorrow.

Looks like someone Wasn't hugged when they were little

...we just thank you for all the bounties I've caught and the 25,000 grams of Beskar Steel--

Have you all seen my ladder. Har dee har ha ha

Go shave your balls you dusty old fart

We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal

Get your balls back! Do the honorable thing!

If you boys don’t straighten up I will paint your back porch Red!

Vet Riders at Rocky Hill Hard Scramble

You just-- Sometimes things click.

Oh well there's Strikes 2 And 3 right there

All right you got me That’s an awesome nickname

You just made that baby your bitch

Ricky Bobby You gotta win to get love. Everybody knows that

...our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken.

lt might poop out little reaI rabbits out the back that'll run around the track.

I like to Party!

...where tonight we'll go 500 miles.

lt looks like neither Girard or Bobby will finish this race.

Let’s Do This!

Because I like to party.

You know what? There's only one good thing about coming to the races...

Someone didn’t love Gym enough.

No. Never again.

All right, go get them.

Only thing you’ve ever done with your life is make a hot daughter

If you don't chew Italian Beef then fuck you

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

...but I saw what happened to you on the television. You saw the fear.

Beach ETA..I have come to defeat you

-Pizza. -ltaly.

That’s dumb It’s dumb

-Shake and Bake! -Doesn't that feel good?

Don’t you put that evil on me Levi Lawson!!

WELL, DICK, HERE’S THE DEAL: I’M THE BEST THERE IS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

Well, that's the thing. The doctor said you suffered major trauma...

HELP ME TOM CRUISE

Gotta Watch It When I Get Into Military Quote Mode

Did you eat peanut butter or something?

Bobby's boxed in. There's nowhere to go there.

We're no longer friends anymore.

Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus...

Me calling Kahn to concede

Jean: Gotta have a talk with that merchant Merchant: ...

Come on, what kind of dude wears a thong?

lt was completely illegaI and in no way will count, but that was something.

I gotta go check on cuckoo bird.

--that I have accrued over this past season.

Ain’t nothing wrong with silver

I see Dad. He’s having a chicken sandwich.

We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers...

You try to slap me I’ll sock you straight in the face

Just say "I love really thin pancakes" That is a fair compromise, no?

You got hair on your peaches or what?

Matt Luke He’s got two first names

Do it Dad, get your balls back!

They got bottomless nachos at Bennigan's.

i watched the avatar 2 trailer it was shit

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...and what better gift to give a loved one...

Tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed.

Suppers ready c'mon y'all I've been slaving over this for hours

Not a lot of room. He's in the wall!

It’s not good

Starting in the rear of the field, underfunded...

I Can't Believe it

I'm all JAcked up on montain dew

Excuse me, coming through.

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

Well, basically, what happened to you is that you saw the fear.

We? No we are NOT French

When your friend thinks his turbo sled sounds cool

Wake up, idiot!

...and, as a gesture, I would like to...

Well. I wish I coulda been there for that.

Right now, you do it. You do it!

Oh, man, this is absolutely crazy. I mean, this is borderline reckless.

Okay, you're starting to creep me out, man.

It it, isn’t it?

Only one good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings And that’s the vibrations

Don't you get it? You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

You tell district that RS Portland is my best friend

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean, like He could start a fire with his thoughts?

Brando must be freaking out With all the deals he's missing

She’s been moaning and crying Damn, I wish johnson was here

-I don't want to know. -That's news to me.

...and that is the vibrations from the cars.

That's a problem.

...you guys go take a chill pill. Enjoy the win!

I’m taking care of your house good

I'm all about getting to the front tonight, Lucius. Let's go! Let's move it!

-Yeah, and it turns out it's Jesus. -Yeah.

Raciel setting the bar for the year

I can feel the vibrations

I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here...

YAYYY!!! TWO FUNERALS

and I’m at work, and I’m hammered drunk

Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam...

Raciel setting the bar for the year

Get all this crap off you.

''Come face your destroyer''? Listen to how I sound.

Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's something to pick your spirits up.

And we look forward to powerades release of mystic mountain blueberry

With the advancements of modern science Its not crazy to think I cant live to 245 maybe 300

Pete made the Pedro his bitch!

I was gone three hours. Dennit just fired me from the team.

I like to picture my Buff like a mischievous badger.

You are not the one to defeat me.

...what it's like to manage a Waffle House.

Dang You made life your bitch

-But I ain't calling you Daddy. -Well, what you gonna call me?

We created the missionary position.

!!WAR!! !!WAR!!

Clif I'll take the tickets. I got two

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

Tell you the truth, I'm a little confused by your tactics

There you go, baby. Give him hell.

I give you one option, Monsieur Bobby.

Here I Come. SWIG SPECIAL ENGAGED!

Yeah, Lucius, that's crazy.

I'm gonna settle this thing. Let's just get ourselves...

Did you just say ''party''?

With all due respect, Eddie...

How much you sellin that DATA for OLD MAN!!

''Damn, I wish Ricky was here.''

That's kind of creepy, ain't it?

IMA COME AFTER YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY

The wedding's not for a couple of weeks.

Without me on the track?

It's a baby boy.

I bet it could. Start her up.

Hey Penny You Know you're driving like a a bitch called Billy okay fucker

Dear tiny infant Jesus, we--

I'm getting bored. You wanna come over and play G.l. Joes?

No. Never again.

Went and got myself a $300k handicap accessible Kia... You all paid up on that?

I have kept my mouth shut for a really, really long time.

But my mama say he's out racing cars...

I think your house is haunted.

What do you feel? Tell me what you're feeling.

Tomorrow Will be war!

We invented the Missionary Position, You’re Welcome!!! “Merica”

Driving in to work today

best movie ever made.

It's a hot one here in Talladega...

Nana is declaring Granny Law little man

Scott, you made that hurricane your bitch

-Yeah. What else? -A little bit of heat.

As a sign of humility, if you kiss me on the lips now...

Way to go Ricky Bobby Fisher

-...as I held him. -Oh, man.

The room's starting to spin reaI fast.

I missed you, Mama Speed. Ricky Bobby's back.

Me after throwing up

Don’t you put that evil on me Commissioner Kauffman!!

These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party

I'll come at you Like a spidermonkey!

Jean Girard started from the pole and is out to a big lead.

There's something I've wanted to tell you for a really long time.

that sounds like a good day

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

Your a dumb cunt, Melani

...and they have their legs taken away!

I can get used to this Winning thing!

lf you ain't first, you're last.

Do you wanna know why I think that you should race again?

-Okay, then! -I'm in there with you!

I mean spread, man. I pulled my butt apart and stuff...

...following an exciting running of the Talladega 500.

Ricky, man, you gotta cross over the anger bridge.

Well, lookie I guess it’s because

I would love to. No!

Why would I come to your guys' wedding?

And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry.

...we both know that this marriage has been over for a long, long time.

First off: My sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers.

January collapse by the Hawkeyes, engage!

You know what Lyle, I wake up and piss excellence. Challenge Accepted

How much you selling that web domain for old man

So I was talking to Nana on Saturday, and her birthday's coming up...

Whatre those things? Are those the other QBs

...and he just flings magic stuff out the window.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone had told you. He's fine.

It's in the Geneva Convention

I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me...

As it stands now, Jean GirardAs it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

-You all paid up on that? -Yeah. That's all paid in full.

No! I honestly did not know that!

Remember the draft? Who's retarded now?

Look, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a new house...

with advances in modern science

Is that Kim’s car?

Damn The Torpedos

You guys heard it.

Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country-music stars...

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!

Break it, Pepe Le Pew.

THE DARKNESS IS CREEPING TOWARDS YOU WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOGT

Me talking to you in the band parking lot

That's how we do it.

And so then I got a marketing job with NASCAR.

What was that? Where those the other cars?

-What do you think of the race so far? -It's good. They're going really fast.

Shanking things up At the Fabiano’s

Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

But I have thought about it, and I want the plug pulled.

All right, baby. Come on, now.

Here I come, Slingshot engaged

I am so excited.

Thank you, Popeye's!

-Oh, my God. -What happened?

...you are the weirdest little girl I've ever seen.