Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How much you sellin' that old C.P.U. for, Old Man?
You just cruedly pasted your face over mine
Me around any homeless person
I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.
...and I did it.
Excuse me, guys. Nice job.
-Things were going good, weren't they? -That's exactly why I had to blow it up.
with advances in modern science it’s not crazy to think i could live to 245 or 300
Would you stop staring at me like that, Susan? I swear...
She said, ''No, you're wrong.'' I said, ''You got a lumpy butt.''
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
Don't listen to these people, Ricky. You're a winner.
-You're lying! I'm on fire! -There is no fire.
lf you ain't first, you're last.
I want this music out of my head.
By the way, Riley. I watched the Superman movie It was shit
All right, fellas, let's go.
Im saying sometimes you put a battery rack together, you get super powers
-It's okay, baby. -Take it easy.
Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Ricky Bobby, a force to be reckoned with, possibly...
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Am I on fire? I'm on fire.
Scott wants to Go Fast!
are you am gay yes, yes i am the gay
...that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.
Say hello to DR WATTZ
See You WHen You're grown up
Baby, this is Ted Beamen from Halliburton.
The answer is never!
You don't drive with your eyes You drive with your heart
No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crepes.
Because it says I’m formal, but I’m here to party too
You have spilled my macchiato
You are the weirdest little girl I've ever seen
Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!
Cut it off, Pepe Le Pew!
Tuesday night?
...but that Wonder Bread car is toast.
Well said, grandson. Take that as a compliment.
...and looking at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head?
I play for keeps!
I’m on stage and I’m hammered drunk
-Dolly, it's so good. -Oh, it's really, really good.
This is egregious You hear me we were cell mates carl
i can feel the motors running up my legs
Im Goin' Fast Againa
If you get first then how am i gonna win?
...just a little imp and so cuddly, but still gifted in the Force...
It will be GWAR!
No, not at all. lt means it's all in his mind.
-No, you listed like 8000. -Less than that.
Zach James? He's got two first names.
Are you kidding me? Mama, why did you go do that?
-Cheers. -Yeah.
Are you all geared up? Graveraiderz
There's nothing sexuaI about it.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... THANK YOU for getting this loan outta our lives!
Here's the deal - we're the best there is. Plain and simple.
Inspector to contractors
-I love you, bro. -I love you too.
Come on, I was high when I said that
I MISSED YOU MAMA SPEED! MANNY IS BACK!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What does that mean? lt makes no sense!
Look at ric flair, legendary competitor
Greta
-Our house. Our house. -Our house, yeah.
Oui We? we are not french
Well, Doug, here's the deal... I'm the best there is, plain and simple...
This is just dumb. I can't see a thing.
You’re gonna break us like wild horses ain’t ya?
-Bye, kids. I'll see you next weekend. -Bye.
That's good. That's good fun. That's good fun, Matt...
Goodbye, buddy.
lsn't that cute? With a little pot of gold.
...learned nothing about driving, and my CrystaI Gayle shirt was ruined.
We're winners. Winners get to do what they want.
This is going downhill fast.
‘cause I like to BRAAAP I like my Jesus to BRAAAP
yea im puttin alot of my eggs into that basket the AMD basket
Why am I still talking to you?
-Really? -Yes.
That is a fair compromise, no?
.
He is dominating NAS CAR.
ln the song ''The Gambler,'' you sang:
-You happy? -I'm very happy.
I mean I wake up every morning and I piss excellent!
HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!
I said, “with all due respect”?!?
You made that debate your bitch
Yo, Terry. Terry, we got the caution. Bring it in for a pit. Let's work on it.
...namely, eat you with a smile on its face.
He's amazing.
I sound like a massive prick.
Everything cooL that we said, you wrecked it.
...untiI I figure it out. All right?
What's that got to do with this?
How have you been? What have you been doing?
-How much more of this? -I don't know.
It was shit.
Well I was mauled by a cougar learned nothing about HVAC And my good work pants got dirty
These balloons are dangerous and inconvenient but I do love a party
What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Here I Come. SWIG SPECIAL ENGAGE!
Why don’t go ahead and show me that doc
I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time.
How much you selling that 3090 for, old man
Remember that time everyone thought beating Melb was a turning point? Who's retarded now?
All right? Tomorrow, I'm coming for you.
Ain’t nothing wrong with aluminum
We invented democracy, existentialism...
.
hi chip
That doesn’t make and sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
Just kind of friendly, like, ''Hey...
It's time for lunch!
You better shut up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent.
No, I know, I know. I'm just excited, man!
No no no! He’s always crying!!
Baby, he's not gonna come to the wedding.
and that is ... the vibrations .... from the rockets.
Not Rooting For Them Lions
-That's right, Powerade's number one. -Not just for hydration, for vitamin.
Watch out Nate
...he could start a fire with his thoughts?
You people are in the wrong on this one!
When Liberal cancelled Pepe Le Pew
I like to think of Tony Soprano, like, with giant eagle's wings. And singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd...
dear lord baby jesus, we also thank you for my cat's father, mr. whisker's
Come on. Get in this house.
THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY, AINT IT?
No, I'm not. Come on. It's gonna be awkward.
I'll tell you the truth MTG. I'm a little confused by your tactics.
I'm just gonna get in there. I'm just gonna grab the handle.
Here we go, boys.
-Let's sell these bitches, huh? -Hell, yeah.
Hand gestures are key To sealing that deal!
Got more plugs in him than a Circuit City.
-May God be with you. -Yeah.
Well, I was thinking more along the line of....
If you don't like Just Track it on Facebook, then f*** you.
In the biblical sense
After leg day today
You gotta learn to ride with the fear
-Yeah. -Hey, what are you doing after this?
Me going into surgery Thinking I’ll come out with a super power
Look, I need to talk to you.
How could you do this to me, man?
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Election 2016
If we wanted us some wussie baby blue uniforms We’d have gone to ODU or Ole Miss
Tell him if he doesn't do it, he's done. That's right, he'll be driving a tour bus.
Wake up, idiot!
I don't have a car no more. Can you come get me?
He's always crying!
-I'm not gonna say it. -Good.
-And no sudden moves. -Like, is this too fast? Oh, man. See?
...will end up in Victory Lane.
-You hear? -You wanna hang out in your house.
The human heart is such a mystery.
I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
(Fucking Bears)
With all due respect I had no idea you had experimental surgery to get your balls removed
They yelled, "Y.D.E.K." I peed my pants
-No, jelly. -Am I right?
In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
lf you ain't Chop, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
-I gotta get going! -Go, go!
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
What's implications mean?
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little
Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes...
They're like pancakes, maybe even better.
Hey Buddy!
Won the Nobel Prize for physics back in '93.
There's A Kilo Of Colombian Bam-Bam in the top case. Time To Be A Man
Trap Bar Deadlift Pr's Ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Damn the torpedoes We’re going to $220
-No. -Wake up. I need to talk to you.
Daddy Derek...I’ma Come at you like an 8lb-6oz furry spider monkey!
“Get down, Karen!”
well Jason blay is not a thinker. Jason blay is a doer.
That's what's happened. It's over. He's finished.
-What the hell are you talking about? -My husband, Gregory, and l...
I'm the magic man
Ricky Bobby, who never met a sponsor he wouldn't push...
Send that weird man back to lndonesia
My smoking hot wife Callie
Well, Gregg, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
-Ricky! -Cool!
How much you selling that Candy for, old man?
Yay!!! Two Wide Receivers!!!
Well, what? I said “purported”
Laser rep post sale support be like..
Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a....
Mingler Engaged
Dad, where are you going?
.
Just want you to know, I got your back, bro. No matter what.
I work too hard for your bull, CHIP.
Our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?
oh i'm your dear now? and why after you tell me to get a life? well things have changed and i was just an original embodiment to begin with anyway.
Who Needs Two? I Got Tickets!
...learned nothing about driving, and my CrystaI Gayle shirt was ruined.
And across from Monsieur Def...
He's Always Crying! Tough love it is
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
‎ YOU GOTTA WATCH IT WHEN I GET INTO AUTOGRAPH MODE
-Shake and Bake in full effect. -It's always been like that.
If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.
What do you care about me or us? You never even met your grandkids.
Don’t you put that evil on me Michael Saltus
-Yes, ma'am. -Okay.
...not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby lnc.
Okay, yeah, well, that someone else's junk, that used to be my stuff.
I had such a great time last night, seriously, if we left without spending a nice evening around the faaar, I would've been upset. This is what the little 11yr old neighbor said to me
Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate.
Robert Muller
You taste good too.
We just have so much to be thankfuI for.
Tomorrow I’m coming for you Steve
Hey Captain
who wants to go fast?
No, no, Ricky. No blindfold.
...and the blowjob.
Yup I am flying through the air. This is not good.
We pray for Adam's leg... It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering it...
...for billions of years! And it is good, and you use it, and you ride it.
He's fine. He just can't controI the muscles.
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
Dear AFPC Assignment Gods
It's odd and off-putting to pray to a baby.
...of shake....
lt is a sign of friendship in many countries.
He was a treasure goblin! He carried a satchel!
Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky, is your father here?
Hey!
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, JUST THROW IT TO THE DAMN MONSTERS ON THE OUTSIDE!
It's reaI nice. I got it at Target. It's on sale.
I’m coming for you Steve
And at the opposite end of the grid, Darrell, Ricky Bobby.
Who’s ready for Applebee's. Everybody pile in.
I like to picture my baby Yoda in a tuxedo shirt
Okay I am an Indonesian Speed
Cause of
I'll get you. Which one of your cars do you miss the most? I'll bring that one.
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee’s?
Learned nothing about driving, and my Crystal Gayle shirt was ruined
She’s like a tractor beam of hotness
And most importantly, we thank you...
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!
...shoot. I'm so sorry.
Nothing wrong with Silver
-There's nothing wrong with silver. -Nothing wrong with silver at all.
I'm through lying to myself, you know?
T H
If you don't drink IPA's, then fuck you
Say hello to Dr watts
The foul stench of lakers fans excuses...
...except I am from Formula Un.
One, two, three!
I threw a bunch of grandpa static’s war medals off the bridge
YOU MADE THAT COMPETITION YOUR BITCH
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
You gotta win to get love. Everyone knows that.
...I just wanna say that Powerade is delicious...
Bosnia and Herzegovina They have two country names
I’m a veteran and a diabetic!
has a The Mitchells vs The Machines logo on his windshield.
...or T.R., as we call him...
I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time.
That's dumb
Greatest generation my ass!
Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented and star athletes...
You need to fire it up.
Dad, you made that COVID your bitch
Well, I didn’t get an account, ruined my Crystal Gale shirt… and learned absolutely nothing about driving.