Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...has taken the wheel.

This sticker is both dangerous and inconvenient But I love Air Jordan

-It's on. -Come here. Come here.

Trying to get me? Why?

You know what, Ricky?

If you don't watch Turning Red then f**k you

What were those things Was that Andrew Dyson?

We make the rules, not you.

with advances in modern science... ...i mean, it's not crazy to think i can't live to be 245,, maybe 300

And it's not if it happens, it's where and when.

She's celebrating. You feel pretty good today, huh?

You probably couldn't tell by looking at him now...

Penny You Tell Indonesia to Take Down Henny Right Now

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

I wanna crank off

Who's retarded now?

Are those the really thin pancackes

Hey, boys, I wanna see some napkins in the lap.

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole

By the way Nicky. I listened to the Fast Car song. It was shit.

You're not very focused right now. I need you to focus.

You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes.

When Meggy Pissed Her Pants

lf you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.

Either way this goes, could we get some after we're done?

You read my mind, son.

Where are you, Ricky Bobby? Come face your destroyer!

Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?

Does that blow your mind? That just happened!

If you don't watch we lost our human on Netflix then F*** you

And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.

Head coach Mack brown

We go together like Hands and Pancakes

Way to go Ricky Bobby

Please be good Ewers.

Oh My God Meggy

If you ain’t voting flug, you’re dumb

I just have to tell you that I think you are making a big mistake.

That song ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

They're just trying to help, Ricky. We're a team here.

How much you selling that weed for, old man?

Will you be my Katie Couric?

Ricky, Ricky. He's going, he's going, he's going. Look!

Carlos you brought this on

Fine. I'll do it.

DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS OF YOUR ACTIONS RIGHT NOW?

You are ready to walk away...

You don't need any of this crap.

Oh, I love when them Prii whiz by!

-That's, like, the opposite of awesome. -Well, this is like a hotel room...

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

Don't you worry about my gun, Ricky.

-Anarchy! -I don't even know what that means...

Look how bad he is in that interview.

I. Love. Crepes.

Bobby's gotten around Naughton...

...wish only for that which every other couple wishes for:

time to be a man

-I see you. -Glenn, what did I say?

we'll use this knife to pry it out

Why don’t you dig a hole And I’m

So serious all the time about your big race team.

-He's gonna be great. Yep. -He's gonna be great, sure.

-Hey, stop doing that. -How did stock-car racing get its start?

I gotta go check on Cuckoo bird

Oh, Nana, not my prison shank!

allahu akbar allahu akbar

This WIndshield is Dangerous and Inconvenient... But I Do Love Ideal Shield

Hey, fellas! These are really good. You should try one.

-Ricky? -Hey, Mr. Dennit.

I just went out there and drove

He sold the windshield!

Mark Collard when the Lions fall down by 7 in the 3rd quarter

Its’s real nice....I got it at target.... It’s on sale!

I'm embarrassed. I really thought I was back this time.

How much do you want for that VRC-30 hat, old man?

It' s not crazy to think I can Live to be 245, maybe 300

...thinking about him whining all the time, bitching and moaning:

I didn't have a whole lot of money left, but what I did I put into the car.

I’m also thinking about getting a gun And……..dealing crack

...because I'm getting to drive a racecar!

It’s in the Geneva Convention! Look it up!

Them: “When are you gonna stop using running to ignore all of your problems?”

-Right. -They are God's most...

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Meggy Wants To Go Fast

Winners Get to Do what they want

...which symbolizes the fear that you have overcome.

I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off eviI samurai.

With all due respect, Mr. Dennit...

Big check would like thank you lord for the 21.2 million in tournament winnings

Ricky Bobby wins it in reverse!

I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger.

If you don’t chew big red, then fuck you

Maybe don't touch it.

...driver of the number 55 Perrier car...

Don't worry, I think I was just... ... choking on my own spit.

-Oh, my--! -Walk it off.

...on your two legs, all fat and cocky...

Doc, give it to me straight.

How Rossi... Needs to drive.

Aww hell Danny I was high when I said that

Well, I'll be damned.

Me to your Stag...

That’s dumb. It’s just dumb

Hell, you're just a bag of bones.

That's you and the car melded together.

Hey. Hey there, Lucy.

I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.

Oh hell, Bonk! I was high when I said that!

Can you believe that he would do that for his teammate?

Did you say ''fire''?

HELP ME TJ! WHY GRID NO WORKY!

What's implications mean?

How he gets into those straightaways.

...LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT AMN HUB, AND MY CRYSTAL GAYLE SHIRT WAS RUINED.

Applebee's has rats!

-Talladega. -Talladega.

that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Luke Shovel boy

"Supper's Ready! Come On, Y'all! I've Been Slaving Over This For Hours!"

I know one thing, Carley was definitely unconscious every time we had sex.

I gotta tell you, this is about a damn perfect evening right now.

-Cal, I love you. -Ricky? Ricky! Oh, God!

Okay, kids, that's enough. We're gonna move on to Brennan.

Your students when you become a BJJ Black Belt All right Professor Dickweed, what’s the plan?

No, like, for instance, if I say peanut butter and....

Everybody got problems.

And we look forward to Bantha-ade's release of Mos Eisley Blue Milk.

It’s time to go home to Jesus

Christopher Bobby

Yeah, I'm here.

Well, Mandy, here's the deal. Locums is the best there is, plain and simple.

Tell them to Take him out

how much you selling that recalled pressure washer for, old man?

What makes you think I care?

-I know he's a son of a bitch. -He's scary.

I do not want to break your arm monsieur Oliver

You don't always have to call him ''baby.''

Shake and Bake! Get some!

I know you, son. I know you well.

...but they keep sending me different delivery people.

Mystery Age Salvation

Listen, leaving your big old corpse behind...

thanks girls! You'll be my best friends forever!

You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell...

When your buddy says he doesn’t know if he’s going out on New Years..

-What are you doing? -Can't believe it. Now I've seen it all.

I do love fig newtons

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I love Fig Newtons.

Remember the field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night...

Hungry for both steak and shrimp?

First off: My sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers.

-You got hair on your peaches or what? -You're not kidding, are you? Man.

-Don't say it. -Yeah. I'm not gonna say it.

Gotta watch it when I get an autograph mode Amy

It's the most weight that gets paid It's the most weight that gets layed

...and EI Diablo.

… sign your cast, please.

Oh, hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that.

This is why you fell in love, don't forget.

You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

...that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace...

This "Like for Right" its nonsense

...Jean Girard.

No, he's actually passing you. That's happening right now.

Hey, you know, sweetie...

Now, that's one of the nastiest wrecks you'll ever see.

Only Meggy Spletzer and Penny Forrester Got Away Clean

You know, I put on the skirt and the four-inch heels, man.

Cowboys fans watching Washington: 5 can ball

How much you selling that cocaine for, old man?

He's too good, Ricky. Lay off!

Come on. You know what? Screw you, man.

If you don't go to the UConn Game Then fuck you

Oh shit Penny That is a huge crash caused by Rhino Naughton

Shake it before you bake it.

Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it.

The stench of warriors haters comments...

I mean, forget all these other guys.

Help me, Jewish God!

Oh, man, I'm flying.

Make that commencement your bitch.

Hell, you can even be fifth

Redneck work program

“proud of you!”

It certainly does look delicious

Alright you got me That's an awesome golf cart

Now she’s about to get tazed.

...That stipulates Big Check mentions J&B Weld at each grace.

"Well, Jesse, Here's The Deal. I'm The Best There Is, Plain And Simple."

But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now.

These are the words that define Jean Girard.

Me after a 2-6 season

When you become BJJ black belt: Your students: “All right Professor Dickweed, what’s the plan?

I do love fig newtons

lt was a cruel charade.

Back off, Carin!!

Oh nana, not my prison shank! In the can.

Government Reeks Like Coruption

It's one of the hardest things to do in racing.

Hey! I was wondering where you guys got off to.

Sam Witt On your two legs, all fat and cocky

I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!

...but I am a man of my word.

We The People When Biden and his goons try and push us around

Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animaI noises.

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Date Night Engaged!

Everything cool that everyone said, you wrecked it

OneDrive to us on the daily

But I will give you this.

Oh hell Chris I was high when I said that

I’m a drivers wife I don’t work

“Who’s retarded now?!” “Yeah!”

-...grab something to eat, over here.... -Sweetheart, sweetheart.

But today he gets to strap back into a racecar for the first time since...

Only Penny and Indonesia Got Away Deadly

I mean, I'm just-- I'm happy for you.

Oh nana, not my prison shank!

I think what you are hearing is my accent.

Bro you made that wod your bitch. #LOSTIGRESLOCOS

We better hightail it outta here My dad is gonna be pissed

Just say “I love crepes”

You don’t understand liberty

Right! That's it! No music, no TV, no computer! For a week! A month!

How I feel pulling my boat On I24!

Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names

There’s one good thing about skiing icy groomers on pin bindings

Hey! Stop yelling at me! I'm your dad!

Shake and Bake, buddy!

Oh, I gave that up. Maybe the first day... Within the first hour I gave that up.

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Coke Heavy!

They do Pilates together.

With all due respect Lucius, I'm gonna do some driving

Well here is the deal, I’m just the best there is Plain and simple

It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck. Ricky can handle it.

If you don’t chew big red Then fuck you

I’ll just bury it down inside

I just want to take time to say thank you for my family...

Help me, Jesus!

Ma'am, your husband's not dying.

You know what I want?

what a great effort at a lighthearted video

Joe Biden Election 2024

What's that got to do with this?

Because I like to party

I felt like I was on a spaceship

Hey, Shake and Bake, Cal.

You look like el diablo... It’s Spanish for like a Fighting Chicken

Let me introduce you to my lunch guests.

HOw much you selling that car for old man?

Oh nana not my pristine shank

...just looking at your Baby Einstein developmentaI videos...

Hey shut up man

We gotta wiggle it a little bit. That's it. Can you feel that?

thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever