Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever.
That doesn’t make and sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
IT’S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION LOOK IT UP
Glenn is dead, Ricky.
Here you go Brian
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-You have a good lunch. -Take care, man.
What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
...because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini.
Baby, photo op, photo op. Come on.
My bank account got me like
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
Aww hell Ricky I was high when I said that
"TRAVIS SCOTT"? HE'S GOT 2 FIRST NAMES
When liberals talk about Trump
It's open.
He said to take Ricky Bobby out of the race or you're fired, buddy.
If you don't watch Turning Red, Then fuck you!
Why don’t you boys go dig a hole And I’ll get another beer
Aye man, we do this together.
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
Well, welcome to America, amigo.
Don't you put that evil on me Dr. pRESSLY!
You're hanging out at your mom's. That's awesome.
EGREGIOUS!!
I mean, you've always looked good.
Well, why didn't someone yell that right away?
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
lf things go right, they could have us owning half the cars in NASCAR.
I am a semi professional Police Officer
But I Have Thought About It, And I Want The Plug Pulled.
...on the straightaway. What a shame.
You know, I just-- I hate to be a pain, darling...
Maverick Lily
These colors don’t run
Shut up in here! I’m tryna get some sleep!
HEY DRIVER!!! DRIVE THESE!!
And here you sit, thinking.
Like Carley and your dad and your sponsors.
High line foreman everyday
I've been waiting a long time for you to say my name, man.
That's all that little bastard wanted, was for you to win.
WHEN LUSHIN IS DRIVING BEHIND HOBSON
...for Ricky Bobby and his race team has ended here in sad disappointment.
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to grant me rights!
Respectfully
Hey, come on. It's 2:30 in the morning.
Thank you. Maybe one together?
Boys, how was schooI today?
-It won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what? For best movie ever made.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrol’s healthy so they party with us!
Looking good. Yes, come on.
He’s got two last names?
Why have a PIF option? We keep there for profiling. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal
...beautifuI mistake.
Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that
Monsieur Bobby, by defeating me today...
Indiana can play football.
By the way, Ernie, I interviewed at Carvana It was shit!!
Take him out!
Why don't you get over there and settle down Carley for me?
''I love crepes.''
I wanna be spontaneous
...but, Ricky, you can walk.
Darian: im a semi professional chess player and a amatuer meme machine
And Ricky Bobby wins...
How much you sellin' that 3700x for, old man?
...untiI Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen, in the biblicaI sense.
Ad-dic-tion
How does one get thrown out of Applebee's?
I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants.
It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it
-Be back to check on you in a minute. -Thank you.
-Thanks, buddy. -So when do I get to drive again?
There's a god damn cougar in the car!!! I know. I put it in there!
Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
only one good thing about icy groomers and that's the vibrations
Fans and NASCAR, everyone is talking about this new driver, Jean Girard.
I dropped them off at Sunday school at my church about 1 0 minutes ago.
Yay two lunches!!!
You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous.
-That sound like a good idea? -You read my mind, son.
I’m putting a lot of my eggs into the panthers basket
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Prune candy.
Who's retarded now?
Hey, Ricky. Ricky!
Riprocks has rats!
Magic Man! Now You See Rok.. Now You Don’t!
And it scares the living shit out of us.
So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell.
we gotta cut around the crossbow bolt
Alright professor dickweed what's the plan?
-lt fires me up. -I love it. Say it one more time.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrolls healthy so they party with us tomorrow
Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names
Are you faking it?
lt happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?
Them: you are seriously following an account that blocks anyone who asks a question? Me:
This is Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jnr Urging you to fuck off Alan
...before they show up and you do five to 1 0.
Your a key witness in a head on collision.. time to be a man
That's some nice driving there, cowboy.
Let me talk to her
Bury it deep down in there, and never bring it up again
Lydia Zoey
it's real nice. I got it at target it's on sale
What do you think?
Let me talk to her
. .
im on fire
how much you selling those tamales for old man?
No, No, No! No, He Needs To Know
Im gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head brian
...and the new dog, the encroaching industrialization of the North?
And Now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker
Hakuna Matata, Bitches
Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about.
Hold my hand, baby.
I’m gonna drive 100 miles an hour to your house
Steak Night is Mandatory Its in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.
Uhhh... the car... it handled real good...
Trump voters Be like
-You're about to find out. -Okay.
-Nice denim shorts, dude. -Hey, shut up, man.
One, we tried hard. And two, we're Still dear freinds
Zo Baldwin is not a volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a runner
But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
Junior, driving has got nothing to do with interviews.
Hell, you know what, get my car off the trailer, guys.
#cmaccooks
You’re gonna break us like wild horses, ain’t ya?
How much you selling’ those QBs for, old man?
These colors don’t run
Cop be like
-Bingo. -Nice.
Завали вже своє хлюпало
That ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin gettin' it on
These Brewers games are so infuriating I'm choking on my own spit.
You have spilled my Mach-E-auto
-I'm the Magic Man now. Okay? -Yeah, I know.
He's jumping on Ricky, trying to put the nonexistent fire out.
Do you remember that I hate you?
I'm too busy for your bull, CHIP.
WAYNE
Say stage three one more time.
...and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra.
Granny Law
Get up here, man. No, you come up here.
Please don’t be ai
Dear baby Jesus Give us a good DC
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Materva!
Hey, Ricky, listen.
Ricky! Boys! ls everything all right?
...just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
That's packs of wild, vicious dogs that are controlling most of....
I can walk!
The car comes to rest in a big cloud of smoke.
I don't know what that means but I love it!
1, we tried real hard. And 2, we're still dear freinds
Pulled my Butt apart As Mike stennes
-Well, no, he didn't live. -He didn't live?
i can't believe it. if it isn't Mr Carvana himself!
And I never did change my pee pants all day.
You know, like a nice one.
I took you for granted, Cal, and you were a really good friend to me...
I'm taking care of your house good.
One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
Desti
Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy.
Oh, I gave that up. Yeah, I gave that up...
I just want to let you know... I’m coming for yah!
I did a cover of Playgirl magazine I went under the name of Donnie Darklo
If you don’t like Catholics then fuck you
i like to picture jenkins in a tuxedo t-shirt
The room’s starting to spin real fast
Oh, no, no, no.
That place actually makes a nice sauce.
What is wrong with you?
He was a man. He had a beard.
For he was lost, but now he is found. Amen.
Ross and his kids
...tomorrow will be war!
It's the sickest who gets paid, and it's the sickest who gets laid
When someone takes you literally... That you're going to race/raffle off a track in November
-What? -A guy to have sex with her.
Make that test your bitch!
Are shorts fukd?
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?
Poor little Donny
I almost didn't recognize you with the sunglasses. What are you up to?
gran final super copa domigo 12 de enero
DO IT BUCK, GET UR BALLS BACK EAT MEAT AGAIN
I spread my butt cheeks as AA Ron
Whoa whoa, I said This was meant to be a joke in good faith, apologies if it came off otherwise. A few people let me know it might have, which I appreciate
spring semester delayed indefinitely class of 2023 gets two plebe years!!!
I’m in Tobey’s And I’m hammered drunk
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
I am so paralyzed!
I know I screwed up raising you as a boy...
I like to picture Stetson running a small town car dealership Or a farm bureau insurance office
Told is kind to Komodo dragons that's A believe kill.
Our sponsors are really gonna shit a chicken. Michael Clarke Duncan, Man, will you come on out here? Michael Clarke Duncan, would you just shut the heck up with the Fresh Prince already? He’s a two-bit TV Actor!
I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won...
I painted the car, l.... We had sex.
Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
First off, my sons no longer act...
I’m a drivers wife. I don’t work!
By The Way, Nate. I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
Sissor
I was wrong about you, Ricky Bobby.
This "6-7," it's nonsense
-Chinese food? -Chinese food.
You don't understand because you don't understand liberty.
The only thing you've ever done with your life is make a hot daughter, that's it
Grattan crash My thoughts exactly
well Russ, heres the deal. im pretty much the best there is, plain and simple.
Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record...
You know, Larry, there's good days in football, and there's bad days. army just had themselves a bad day
I like my Jesus to party!
You definitely still got some fight in you.
Do you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?
They're winners. Winners get to do what they want.
...and now he's right behind Girard, but Girard's gonna block the track.
Poor Glenn.
Like a spider monkey!!!
One. We tried really hard. Two. We’re still dear friends.
only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot ders that's it, that is it!
Tomorrow will be war!
That phrase is trademarked...
...who are also gay.
Bout to throw a buch of grandpa Jamie's Players off a bridge
I really regret Opening my mouth and talking to you
I was thinking, though, one time...
Now is there anyone out there that wants to go fast?
-Oh, Nana, not my prison shank. -ln the can.
applebee's has rats!!
I just wanna say thanks, doc, for taking care of our boy here.
My momma says he's out racing cars and, well, dippin his wick in anything that moves
it's just what my eyes do they put splashes of yellow and black and purple and i've been to the optomitrist and had new 3d reading glasses. what i've had is called: colorbleachomania. oh ok then maybe poke the old cone cells out of my eyes of GNT and get new ones of AAP we could try it.
You don’t understand liberty
-She's great. -She's fantastic.
Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son...
roger you made those tests your bitch
Oh, wow, you definitely--
Darc n 1/2 Engaged
lt won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?
If you don't drink Dr Pepper, than fuck you!
I’m a semi professional race car driver And an amateur tattoo artist
I love the way they’re *not* talking to you Chip
...that it's okay for her to seek the comfort of other men.
ls it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
When your mom sees your dad... On his sleep apnea machine...
Don’t you put that evil on me, Chip!
What?
You Happy? -I'm Very Happy.
3 Zipparitas is not enough!!
Be thoughtful, Glenn.