Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-It won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what? For best movie ever made.
Thank you. Maybe one together?
I was thinking, though, one time...
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
Monsieur Bobby, by defeating me today...
Magic Man! Now You See Rok.. Now You Don’t!
The car comes to rest in a big cloud of smoke.
And it scares the living shit out of us.
-Bingo. -Nice.
You don't understand because you don't understand liberty.
I'm taking care of your house good.
Aww hell Ricky I was high when I said that
You definitely still got some fight in you.
I was wrong about you, Ricky Bobby.
I just wanna say thanks, doc, for taking care of our boy here.
Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
...just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
Hakuna Matata, Bitches
lf things go right, they could have us owning half the cars in NASCAR.
Cop be like
Say stage three one more time.
''I love crepes.''
-You have a good lunch. -Take care, man.
You don’t understand liberty
Uhhh... the car... it handled real good...
WAYNE
Here you go Brian
You know, Larry, there's good days in football, and there's bad days. army just had themselves a bad day
By The Way, Nate. I watched the Highlander movie It was shit
Tomorrow will be war!
And I never did change my pee pants all day.
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrol’s healthy so they party with us!
If you don't watch Turning Red, Then fuck you!
Dear baby Jesus Give us a good DC
...untiI Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen, in the biblicaI sense.
It's open.
Granny Law
Завали вже своє хлюпало
-Thanks, buddy. -So when do I get to drive again?
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well Russ, heres the deal. im pretty much the best there is, plain and simple.
spring semester delayed indefinitely class of 2023 gets two plebe years!!!
That place actually makes a nice sauce.
I wanna be spontaneous
Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
I like my Jesus to party!
I painted the car, l.... We had sex.
Grattan crash My thoughts exactly
These Brewers games are so infuriating I'm choking on my own spit.
This "6-7," it's nonsense
What do you think?
lt won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?
You have spilled my Mach-E-auto
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But if we all play warlocks Then how am I going to play warrior?
It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it
Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?
I am so paralyzed!
And Now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker
That phrase is trademarked...
Why have a PIF option? We keep there for profiling. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal
Oh, wow, you definitely--
That's all that little bastard wanted, was for you to win.
I really regret Opening my mouth and talking to you
I’m gonna drive 100 miles an hour to your house
Darc n 1/2 Engaged
You know, I just-- I hate to be a pain, darling...
Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son...
What?
1, we tried real hard. And 2, we're still dear freinds
IT’S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION LOOK IT UP
-Oh, Nana, not my prison shank. -ln the can.
Who needs IL pitchers? I got two
Zo Baldwin is not a volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a runner
Shut up in here! I’m tryna get some sleep!
I'm too busy for your bull, CHIP.
What is wrong with you?
Lydia Zoey
That's some nice driving there, cowboy.
Hell, you know what, get my car off the trailer, guys.
3 Zipparitas is not enough!!
HEY DRIVER!!! DRIVE THESE!!
-lt fires me up. -I love it. Say it one more time.
gran final super copa domigo 12 de enero
I can walk!
Whoa whoa, I said This was meant to be a joke in good faith, apologies if it came off otherwise. A few people let me know it might have, which I appreciate
Do you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?
-That sound like a good idea? -You read my mind, son.
What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
When someone takes you literally... That you're going to race/raffle off a track in November
He was a man. He had a beard.
Respectfully
I love the way they’re *not* talking to you Chip
...and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra.
Like Carley and your dad and your sponsors.
Hey, come on. It's 2:30 in the morning.
Well, why didn't someone yell that right away?
You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous.
Get up here, man. No, you come up here.
Ricky! Boys! ls everything all right?
-Be back to check on you in a minute. -Thank you.
That ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin gettin' it on
I am a semi professional Police Officer
The room’s starting to spin real fast
One. We tried really hard. Two. We’re still dear friends.
You're hanging out at your mom's. That's awesome.
Indiana can play football.
-What? -A guy to have sex with her.
High line foreman everyday
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus... Please keep the Carrolls healthy so they party with us tomorrow
Not a mean crack dealer, but like a nice one
#cmaccooks
I took you for granted, Cal, and you were a really good friend to me...
...on the straightaway. What a shame.
My bank account got me like
I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants.
Steak Night is Mandatory Its in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.
One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
Maverick Lily
DO IT BUCK, GET UR BALLS BACK EAT MEAT AGAIN
Boys, how was schooI today?
lt happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?
How does one get thrown out of Applebee's?
...beautifuI mistake.
...that it's okay for her to seek the comfort of other men.
I just want to let you know... I’m coming for yah!
You Happy? -I'm Very Happy.
-I'm the Magic Man now. Okay? -Yeah, I know.
Glenn is dead, Ricky.
Im gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head brian
Are shorts fukd?
Looking good. Yes, come on.
Them: you are seriously following an account that blocks anyone who asks a question? Me:
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
Take him out!
He's jumping on Ricky, trying to put the nonexistent fire out.
These colors don’t run
Fans and NASCAR, everyone is talking about this new driver, Jean Girard.
They're winners. Winners get to do what they want.
Poor Glenn.
First off, my sons no longer act...
only one good thing about icy groomers and that's the vibrations
Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record...
EGREGIOUS!!
I dropped them off at Sunday school at my church about 1 0 minutes ago.
Oh, no, no, no.
I know I screwed up raising you as a boy...
Pulled my Butt apart As Mike stennes
Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop
Trump voters Be like
-You're about to find out. -Okay.
i can't believe it. if it isn't Mr Carvana himself!
how much you selling those tamales for old man?
...for Ricky Bobby and his race team has ended here in sad disappointment.
Aye man, we do this together.
Our sponsors are really gonna shit a chicken. Michael Clarke Duncan, Man, will you come on out here? Michael Clarke Duncan, would you just shut the heck up with the Fresh Prince already? He’s a two-bit TV Actor!
Like a spider monkey!!!
Ad-dic-tion
Make that test your bitch!
Don't you put that evil on me Dr. pRESSLY!
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
I did a cover of Playgirl magazine I went under the name of Donnie Darklo
ls it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
Bury it deep down in there, and never bring it up again
it's just what my eyes do they put splashes of yellow and black and purple and i've been to the optomitrist and had new 3d reading glasses. what i've had is called: colorbleachomania. oh ok then maybe poke the old cone cells out of my eyes of GNT and get new ones of AAP we could try it.
My momma says he's out racing cars and, well, dippin his wick in anything that moves
Oh, hell Ricky. I was high when I said that
For he was lost, but now he is found. Amen.
-She's great. -She's fantastic.
Riprocks has rats!
-Well, no, he didn't live. -He didn't live?
Your a key witness in a head on collision.. time to be a man
Please don’t be ai
Now is there anyone out there that wants to go fast?
The only thing you've ever done with your life is make a hot daughter, that's it
When your mom sees your dad... On his sleep apnea machine...
Told is kind to Komodo dragons that's A believe kill.
Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about.
Ross and his kids
Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy.
How much you selling’ those QBs for, old man?
it's real nice. I got it at target it's on sale
You know, like a nice one.
Desti
I’m a semi professional race car driver And an amateur tattoo artist
That's packs of wild, vicious dogs that are controlling most of....
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to grant me rights!
Hey, Ricky, listen.
Well, welcome to America, amigo.
There's a god damn cougar in the car!!! I know. I put it in there!
He’s got two last names?
only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot ders that's it, that is it!
Sissor
...who are also gay.
Be thoughtful, Glenn.
How much you sellin' that 3700x for, old man?
Baby, photo op, photo op. Come on.
Are you faking it?
Don’t you put that evil on me, Chip!
I've been waiting a long time for you to say my name, man.
Let me talk to her
So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell.
I mean, you've always looked good.
I’m a drivers wife. I don’t work!
No, No, No! No, He Needs To Know
I don't know what that means but I love it!
Hey, Ricky. Ricky!
...before they show up and you do five to 1 0.
Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names
Who's retarded now?
"TRAVIS SCOTT"? HE'S GOT 2 FIRST NAMES
Oh, I gave that up. Yeah, I gave that up...
Darian: im a semi professional chess player and a amatuer meme machine
...because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini.
Why don't you get over there and settle down Carley for me?
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roger you made those tests your bitch
And Ricky Bobby wins...
...and now he's right behind Girard, but Girard's gonna block the track.
...and the new dog, the encroaching industrialization of the North?
Bout to throw a buch of grandpa Jamie's Players off a bridge
applebee's has rats!!
And here you sit, thinking.
WHEN LUSHIN IS DRIVING BEHIND HOBSON
When liberals talk about Trump
im on fire
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Materva!
I’m putting a lot of my eggs into the panthers basket
I like to picture Stetson running a small town car dealership Or a farm bureau insurance office
That doesn’t make and sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
we gotta cut around the crossbow bolt
You’re gonna break us like wild horses, ain’t ya?
I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
By the way, Ernie, I interviewed at Carvana It was shit!!
But I Have Thought About It, And I Want The Plug Pulled.
Do you remember that I hate you?
These colors don’t run
Prune candy.
Poor little Donny
It's the sickest who gets paid, and it's the sickest who gets laid
Let me talk to her
He said to take Ricky Bobby out of the race or you're fired, buddy.
i like to picture jenkins in a tuxedo t-shirt
I’m in Tobey’s And I’m hammered drunk
-Nice denim shorts, dude. -Hey, shut up, man.
Yay two lunches!!!
If you don’t like Catholics then fuck you
Anthony Tony? He's got two first names.
Why don’t you boys go dig a hole And I’ll get another beer
Alright professor dickweed what's the plan?
Junior, driving has got nothing to do with interviews.
thanks, sarah. you'll be my best friend forever.
-Chinese food? -Chinese food.
I almost didn't recognize you with the sunglasses. What are you up to?
Hold my hand, baby.
One, we tried hard. And two, we're Still dear freinds
I spread my butt cheeks as AA Ron
This is Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jnr Urging you to fuck off Alan
Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won...
If you don't drink Dr Pepper, than fuck you!
...tomorrow will be war!
...but, Ricky, you can walk.