Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lf you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
As a sign of humility, if you kiss me on the lips now...
That was some of the dumbest driving I've ever seen
I gotta tell ya granny This blows
So, what do you think that story was about?
Everybody, this is my husband, Gregory.
Get your balls back Bret
Jeff Hardy Shawn Michaels Randy Orton Rob Robin Romeo Remington Usher Van Charles Dam Bryan Danielson Chris Jericho Kevin Nash Triple H Bret Hart Vince McMahon
Whatever his name is, let's get him over here.
How much you selling that Booster Boss for, my man?
How much you sellin' that jeep for, old man?
Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.
This is not good
Ma'am, I don't know what else you want me to say to them.
I'm talking about sitting down, enjoying a gourmet meal...
HEY BUDDY!!!
i spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho
Every week, we should come back to this Applebee's...
Franks gonna be pissed
Do It Doge, Get your balls back. Both of them.
There’s only one good thing about icy groomers on pin bindings And that’s the vibrations running up my legs
You're going to get beaten real bad cowboy
don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres
Just take out a plug of meat. Just like a deer.
Me Watching Gavilar put navani in her place in RoW Prologue
-Can you feel it? -I can!
Middle. I'll go up to the middle. Let's play some defense!
I keep snapping back into it. It's like a trick you're pulling on me.
The only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter, that is it
Well, what have you given the world...
You just lost your girl Don’t throw out your best friend because of your anger
Alright Professor Dickweed
Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver.
damn, I wish johnson was here
may god be with you, because although today i am friendly, tomorrow will be war!Gig'em Aggies
-You Happy? -I'm Very Happy.
I'm on fire.
So I want you-- No, I want you to behave.
OH hell I was high when I made that!
I'm not sure what to do with my Monday Night
Tomorrow Will be war!
I’m putting pretty much all my eggs in that basket, the 24hr of lemons basket
Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter. Happy mother’s day
Brand must freaking out With all the deals he's missing
holy shit Meggy's on Fire
MELISSA YOU MADE THAT INTERVIEW YOUR BITCH
What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
How much Nil can you get For this weed, old man
June 20th Soundbar
-No, no, no! No, he needs to know! -Getting a little rough on him.
How much you sellin' that jeep for, old man?
im gay yes
...they have officially been disqualified.
Yup I’m flying through the air this is not good
-Back there is.... -You have beautifuI teeth.
I'm gonna put an end to this right now.
Craig I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Because I like to party
Gotta watch it when I get into autograph mode.
Don't look at me. Get it off the trailer!
Oh hell, Ricky! I was high when I said that!
Thanks for having us. Today, Talladega, NASCAR's biggest track...
...is I just gotta have a sit-down with Carley and just let her know...
Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Yay!! two runoffs!!
Well, not in ours.
Today will be WAR!!
If you don't use too much Sesame oil
Brad in the couloir for no reason
If you ain’t first, you’re last. You know what I’m talking about
-Hey I love!
So he can put Windstream out of business
He's always crying Tough love it is
Are you in the hot tub?
--his job is like as a prison guard.
Jerome, you brought this on.
We Keep It On There For Profiling Purposes
Everything cool about that rainbow... You wrecked it!
If we wanted two little girls, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
Hey, stop yelling at me, okay? I'm your dad. You're 7 years old.
Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
-The baby's coming, he's coming now! -All right, all right, hold on.
I work too hard for your bull, Chip.
... Our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken.
It's time to go home to Jesus.
Christopher Bobby
Hey, turn that off!
But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike.
us journatarow journeys are back in business to jaundice more jaundices than ever before and there's nothing you can do to stop us! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! jaunt one jaunt two jaunt three that's a journatarow! you'll be journatarowed in jail the janice will call 911!
Nice jack work, Ricky.
Get out.
i’m worried Pete’s thrower won’t come in for months Just Bury that deep deep down. and Never bring it up again
"I'm Getting Bored. You Wanna Come Over And Play G.L. Joes?"
Chip, you brought this on.
"If We Wanted Us Some Wussies We'd Have Named Them Dr. Quinn And Medicine Woman"
Like a muscular trapeze artist.
They read the same books.
Cal, you could say that 1 0,000 times and it still wouldn't be enough.
.
When you become BJJ black belt; Your students: “All right professor dickweed, what’s the plan?
The foul stench of lakers fans comments...
I gotta tell you, this is about a damn perfect first half right now.
Waitlist, Engage.
I’m not gonna say it
Tom Wilson I don’t know what to do with my hands
...because it says, like, ''I wanna be formal...
YAY!!!! TWO CHRISTMASES!!!!!!
I sure as hell am Stalin. I love the way they’re talking to you.
-...then they started racing each other. -That's right.
Hey is that a huffy That’s a nice looking bike boy
-Liquid cheese? lt cascaded down? -Yeah.
-Really? -Yeah, it's great. It's great.
You made that grace your nerfherder.
Where's Cal? I need a little support here!
You came in and you said, "lf you ain't first, you're last."
...who's in the stands with an NBA legend, Larry Bird.
Back off, Karen!!
-That's our nickname. -Get used to hearing it.
But maybe, just maybe
Good for you Reinhart, Okposo, Rodrigues, Kulikov, Montour and Asplund. Good for you.
Them: you guys are seriously following an account that blocks anyone who asks a question? Us:
Urging you never to travel to Tijuana.
-Hello? -Hey, man. You up?
He's airborne!
Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter.
Ricky, you and l...
Cord, I’m all jacked up on Mt Dew
Hey, Ricky, just remember one thing:
“space steel” that phrase is trademarked by skwerl
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
Bengals fans right now...
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This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient But I do love paw patrol
-Don't know what I was thinking. -Besides...
Hey, Ricky, let me ask you a question.
oh hell ricky i was high when i said that
collom
As you know, Bill, he's been doing that all year.
We don't have any corporate sponsors.
Darius Allen here is our newboy at Dennit Racing. He's here to win
YOU MADE THAT TRADE FINAL YOUR BITCH
Little-known jack-man Ricky Bobby places third in the Dennit machine.
are u faking it? fake it!
Shake and Bake.
...just a little infant and so cuddly, but still gifted in the Force...
Who needs tickets? I got two to House Cape Coral.
Hey, screw you, man! I got nothing because of you!
...and take over my shift at the pizza place...
-I miss the Hummer. -I'm coming in the Hummer.
WE WERE CELL MATES
Rich you made those high notes your bitch
When the stock market crashes and only hard goods have value.
D D
I just want you to know I came here today to tell you one thing.
Get her a gigolo.
A year. Part final time in my parents yelling at me! Bye! To be continued...
Oh, baby. Mama loves you so much.
I did a full spread for PlaygirI magazine.
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. -Yeah, well, I think you did mean to...
Everything cool that Paul said, you wrecked it
He’s got two first names.
I’m so proud of you boys!..
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
Let's get out there and win a race.
A single plop.
...and an amateur Real Estate Agent
Don't you stick that Zyn in your lip
...from FHM magazine's number seven hottest ass...
I. Love. Crepes
All right, I tell you what we gotta do. Since we got no corporate money...
don’t you put that evil on me greasy hobo!!
We better high tail it outta here frank s gonna be pissed ! No blind fold this time Wayne
Like a dirty old bum.
HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!
How much for it?
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Mr. Lee.
Hey! Stop yelling at me. I'm your dad.
I know it
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Come January...This is egregious, do you hear me? Egregious!
Okay.
Vette block
lt hurts so bad I'm choking on my own spit.
-That is a fair compromise. -Very fair, actually.
I really regret Opening my mouth and talking to you
I love that.
-Dad! -Hey there, boy!
-Oh, yes, ma'am. -Ricky! Come on, man!
...and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
I’m bored
...and the last time we saw him, he caused a big crash.
Because I like to party
Well, that is just sick, guys.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip.
How'd you get on a video game so fast?
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie It was shit!
Everything cooI that Tom said, you wrecked it.
Craig I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Who if you were to rate her ass on 1 00, it would easily be a 94.
Yay, 2 Christmases! Too soon?
Theses stickers are dangerous and inconvenient But I sure do love Donald Trump
-Calm. Piece of cake. -I was just trying to stay calm.
Race officials have completed an extensive cleanup of the track.
Hump me!
-Those are three pretty good things. -Hey.
But I just wanted you to know that.
Bobby is sliding, slamming into the wall.
Because I like to party.
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH TODAY I MAYBE FRIENDLY....TOMORROW....WILL BE WAR GO COWBOYS
...what's up, guys? You want some crack?''
How much you selling that weer for old man?
Ricky Bobby
Supper's ready! Come on, y'all! I've been slaving over this for hours!
You want more examples?
Okay, maybe we give this another day.
May may Still setting in them
Dicks managers calling us retarded in 2016
Dustin in Fort Wayne
Sounds like a good day
I know ya you think you're outsmarted you want an opion don't you ever come for me what the fuck aww my people are obsessed another one in the wastebasket can't touch the contents I'll double back I hit blackjack yay yay i'mma take it to the casino what a gamle $67 i'll stand this on deck
Oh hell, Ricky! I was high when I said that!
Doesn't the bear symbolize the old South...
-Well, yes or no? -That's sick.
-Who cares? -But this is my life. This is my life.
Waking up this morning like ...
We just want to take a moment to talk to you about snow blindness in cats.
Wade, losing’s never fun. But here’s something to pick your spirits up!
Sorry, Granny, but you're shit out of luck.
We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Us government officials beholden to israel Americans that have had enough
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
All gas. No brakes.
And, at the urging of Ricky Bobby...
I like to picture my Rock kinda like country. Like just throwing back a beer on a tailgate with a buddy.
-ln a ladies' room? -Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!
We wanted us some wussies...
How much you selling that Felix for, old man?
Uncle Sam Trump and pence
Semi professional race car driver …and amateur taxidermist
It's in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.
Let me tell you, hold on. Shake and Bake.
Well, I got mauled by a cougar, lost Summer Fridays And my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined
that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
From now on...
Darrian: im a semi professional chess player and a amatuer meme machine
Got those two tickets for my speciaI friend?
...I have come here to defeat you.
I mean, the same reason anyone comes to America.
The hallmark of all early 20th-century American fiction.
Look at Girard in the 55.
I can't belive it. If it isn't Mr Carvana himself
Chronicle Keepers The Dreaming Garden
Yeah.
I said, ''Washington, D.C.''
Nice denim shorts , dude
I'll hold your hair.
-He just lost his muscle controI is all. -I lost my muscle control.
We keep it on there for profiling purposes
Oh, I get it. Moral ambiguity.
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
Damn the torpedoes!
Ricky Bobby Dad ,you made that Grace your Bitch.
Your my best friend! Your my best friend!
I'm going to come at you like a spider monkey
You just broke my bro's arm.