Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey Steve if you ain’t first you’re last.

Is that a huffy?

These colors don’t run.

He's gone from 26th to 1 8th place.

They do everything together. Everything.

...how come the water level drops in the spa?

Good for you, Ricky Bobby.

Shut Up MAc Or ima go ape shit on your ass

you're really notified i mean with all the no's N to the O i mean matilda books three trucks came today. and the delieveries were late so i'm notinfict noifeireaire mount mooouk. your screen can't be bing. bing bing bing. everyday i'll do.

I can't believe this.

With all dude respect, Bishop…..

So call me back. You know the number.

Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.

-There she is. -Looks like the Pep Boys threw up.

I like to think of Jesus, like, with giant eagle's wings.

Nikki and carlee be like Me the Driver

Nothing wrong with silver!

You're not on fire.

Dennit Racing lncorporated has decided to field an additionaI car.

…….. sign your case please

I think it’s done. -It’s not done.

DEAR SWEET LORD BABY JESUS Please break Kyler Murray’s arm and stick it up Bob Stoops ass. OU Sucks. amen.

If you don’t vote for Cade than F@ck You!!

I feel like I was riding inside an asteroid or a comet or something.

Is there anyone out there who wants to make a play?

If we wanted two little girls, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay?!

Sure as heck does

How good of a job is regional director

Maybe Juuuuuust maybe

May god be with you Monsieur William. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!

Nobody can hang with their Culinary Fest! Haha!!)

gum gum gum gum gum mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

No! I honestly did not know that!

Utah right now.

One-sixteen. One-sixteen!

Okay, I'm starting to get sick.

...as we get ready for trophy time here...

Oh, hey, Ricky.

-What did you say his name was again? -His name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby.

Okay, that's it. Bye.

Let me talk to her

...even though it was weird and perverse.

I’m just so proud of you boys!

I can't believe it! If it isn't isn't Mike Honcho himself!

Packs of stray dogs, that control TK

Don't you put that eviI on me, Mikey

-No, no, you're not on fire. -Stretch it out.

This is how Shake and Bake ends.

It's all right. It's all right, you're not on fire!

Although today I am friendly, tomorrow. . .

Are we about to get it on?

Joseph---------------------- --------------------------Chad

You just crudely pasted your face over mine

except I am from Formula UNNNNN

Oh My God Indonesia

Hey, Ricky. It's me, Cal.

You’re welcome

We were cell mates!

You're welcome.

I like to picture my burning couch in a tuxedo t-shirt It says I’m formal, but I’m also here to party

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.

...sign your cast, please.

Let's go out tonight, you know, the whole family.

-Damn. -Like I said, work in progress.

Just say. I. Love. Ryan day.

This “sun” and “day” it’s nonsense

Yep. I'm flying through the air. This is not good.

When you have the stereo on at the same time as the TV...

That doesn't mean you get to say whatever you wanna say to me.

He was a man He did Jujitsu

Look at Don Shula, legendary coach.

What? I said "with all due respect."

This is a new era for Dennit Racing, huh?

See you when you’re grown up!

...because it's just you out there.

You made that 500M your bitch

I’m coming for you sancheZ

"And We're Getting Matching Leprechaun Tattoos."

-Lucius, what the hell is going on? -The man can drive.

Yeah, come on, guys!

I’ve been waiting here for eons

We? No not we just you. Only you will face the league, I'm outta here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH YOU DUSTY OLD FUCK

I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater...

Don't Ignore Me....

Just say, ''I love crepes.''

Sure as heck is

if you don't go on a walk, then fuck you

Who’s retarded now

Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.

I got weed in here cowboy

He was a man. He had a beard!

-Hey, Jarvis! -Go ahead, Cal.

I'M A VETERAN AND A DIABETIC

This sticker is dangerous but I love Fig Newtons.

Tank mode, engage…

Do it sarge, Get your balls back

...remember, the field mouse is fast, but the owI sees at night.

-...why would he apologize to you? -Yeah, I know. That's weird.

I love seeing some French guy break my record...

which perfume are you gonna buy? dior poison.

See you on the track.

I feel like I'm in Highlander.

YEP. I'M FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Hell... You can even be 5th!

When you’re too scared to race motocross

Just wanted you to know ---

-I mean, but that was for the team. -No, that's cool. That's cool, I know.

Hey, man, you know what I was thinking?

Oh, Ricky Bobby.

He was a man... He had a beard

Can't We Resolve This Conflict Without Anger

I got you, Pepe Le Bitch.

Brad, you made that megabomb your bitch.

Im as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

Dad, you made that grace your bitch.

Because I think you wish you thought of it.

Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!

MAKE THAT SLOPESTYLE COURSE YOUR BITCH

Remember when you said I was too ignant to peel a cucumber? Well, who’s retarded now?

Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

You made that script your bitch

Billy Unger Spencer Boldman Adam Hicks Doc Shaw Ashley Tisdale Robert Hoffman

I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner...

...is you don't listen to losers...

These colors don’t run.

That's the greatest thing I ever heard of.

What'da say we get thown out of an Applebee's

I got a chubby right now because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life

Well, I was mauled by a cougar...

...because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.

Pick it up Tom or I'll go apeshit on your ass

Goverment: STAY HOME Bill and Ben: Anarchy

You made that deck your bitch, dad...

That's our teammate!

I also think I might design a car that's in the shape of a rabbit.

With all due respect

-Just look at him. -No, I'm not lying.

They walk, talk, sleep...

-See you when you're grown up. -Dad! Come back, Dad!

Carlos, you brought this on man

lay off the peyote

I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this WALLY away from me is getting hit square in the face

Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.

I thought we had a good thing going. Shake and Bake.

Do it, get your balls back. Go fast again.

Soon you will know what its like to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you

If we wanted us some wussies We'd have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman

Now we shall dance, and yes, it will be a slow jam.

I'm gonna start this car up.

And we're getting matching leprechaun tattoos.

...that beautifuI death machine will do what God made it to do...

Because she's gotta run wild. You can't keep something like that back.

My bank account got me like

That’s Illegal

In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Bender, Engage.

I'm going fast again!

Now, is there anyone out there who wants to be a QB? Anybody

Oh, man. Oh, man!

Love them voodoos!

I’m putting a lot of my eggs in that basket. The build up for Shania basket.

I believe you have some tickets waiting for me. My name's Reese Bobby.

...in the near future.

Mama, we got nowhere to go. Carley and CaI took everything.

Oh hell stick, I was drunk when I said that

Yeah but, ok but if you top the meters how am I going to top the meters?

Because I like to party

Down, Karen! Get down! Get down, Karen!

It's the beginning of a new age.

How much you selling a frag of that St. Thomas for Old man?

Man, he wants this win bad!

-This is not my dad-- This is my team-- -Used to love it when I used to win.

This is it. This is how it ends.

Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it?

Because although today I am friendly...

I like hearing that.

Shield guy too far in front

Hey chris Just letting you know....I'm coming for you

Now there's some stock I'd like to get my hands on.

Go for it on 4th and goal coach

yay! two plebe years! YAY!!! TWO PLEBE YEARS!!!

Look, Ricky, early word out of NASCAR...

That’s my best friend!

Unbelievable! I love that! That is cool!

You're doing great. You just keep it up. Keep it up.

When you are 11-0 in college football..

how much you selling that watch for, old man?

That puts the lid right on the jar!

Penny And Indonesia

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

Read a comic book

At Travis graduation

Richard Pryor Gene Wilder Joan Severance Kevin Spacey Alan North Anthony Zerbe Lauren Tom John Capodice Kirsten Childs Louis Giambalvo Kevin Nash Triple H Michael Cole Jerry Lawler Dolph Ziggler John Morrison

oh my god allahu akbar

This Fall weather... Makin' my trigger finger itchy

-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. -And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.

...has a Fig Newton sticker on his windshield.

--that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

You said, this baby ain't goin' nowhere!

Well said, nephew

I got a better idea.

Ok i am a semi professional race car driver

-lt has nothing to do with you. -Hey, come on.

It's time to be mature about this and just face facts.

...and then Matt Crafton said:

-Sure. Who do I make this out to? -It's for me. I think you're awesome.

Don’t you out that evil on me, Chip!

It won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?

That’s Egregious!!!

Nurses After this Pandemic is over during their parade.

Why don't you boys go dig a hole and I'll go get another beer (for the next 4 months)

To tame Komodo dragons in Sri Lanka...

Now, I am declaring Granny Law.

How I feel when patriot fans and non fans together (There’s no such thing as a Rams fan)

If you don’t beat Big Red Fuck you

Go, baby, go. Wait, what are you doing?

Why did you stop the jazz music?

Yeah, now I'm really feeling it. I feel like the car could drive itself.

Swiss, Havarti. What was the other one?

How much you selling that weed for old man

Yep. I’m headed to Lauren’s second bday this week. This is not good

Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan.

-Yay! Two Christmases! -Yay! Two Christmases!

HORRAY, MORE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SAME MONEY!

If you’re last... you’re first.

There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man.

gotta cut around the crossbow bolt

We're not intrested, we don't do cesspools we don't do popcorn flavoured we're not selling religion. Oh no no no Mr.Wormwood I'm Jennifer Honey Matilda's teacher. Come on. Well... what's

spring semester delayed indefinitely yay!!! class of 2023 gets two plebe years!!!

Has a The Mitchells vs The Machines sticker on his windshield.

''Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

GT500 forum is lit

...with the captain's chairs and the DVD plasma screens in the back for the kids.

Hold on, man. Hold....

...I'm naming CaI Naughton Jr. as the driver.

Just say "i love really thin pancakes"

-It's so good. It's so good. -I got a new nickname.

Well, I like the cougar, but what company is ''M.E.''?

Come on, man, slingshot it. Slingshot, come on.

Dear Lord baby Jesus...

yay two runoffs

Dusty, Im here..... All jacked up on Mountain Dew

Come on, son. What's it gonna be?

It's like, spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

-Cal! -Put me down.

A trombone player???!!! But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike.

She's gonna be all right, thank you for asking.

He's gonna try the outside move again. I don't know if it's gonna work.

gum gum gum gum gum mmmmmmm

-Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!

Keep it up, baby.

I just came here to tell you, I'm coming for ya

Mountain Milk: Does it hurt at night thinking about the fact that tenkara is the original fly fishing style?

You got hair on your peaches or what?

how much you want for that car, fcpd?

Also, I got my balls back, Gary.

So before you can even think about any reaI driving...

They are terrible boys.

Welcome back to Gerber where the long one continues

Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names

This is the one I was talking about, Ricky Bobby.

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little did they?

Why am I still talking to you?

Hakuna matata, bitches