Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I also think I might design a car that's in the shape of a rabbit.

Shut Up MAc Or ima go ape shit on your ass

...with the captain's chairs and the DVD plasma screens in the back for the kids.

With all dude respect, Bishop…..

I'M A VETERAN AND A DIABETIC

Shield guy too far in front

I feel like I was riding inside an asteroid or a comet or something.

That puts the lid right on the jar!

Pick it up Tom or I'll go apeshit on your ass

Maybe Juuuuuust maybe

Hey, man, you know what I was thinking?

Tank mode, engage…

...remember, the field mouse is fast, but the owI sees at night.

That’s Egregious!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH YOU DUSTY OLD FUCK

It's like, spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

That’s Illegal

Oh My God Indonesia

He was a man. He had a beard!

...sign your cast, please.

Read a comic book

Why don't you boys go dig a hole and I'll go get another beer (for the next 4 months)

Sure as heck does

...has a Fig Newton sticker on his windshield.

Has a The Mitchells vs The Machines sticker on his windshield.

With all due respect

DEAR SWEET LORD BABY JESUS Please break Kyler Murray’s arm and stick it up Bob Stoops ass. OU Sucks. amen.

It won the Academy Award. -Oh, for what?

Oh, hey, Ricky.

Well, I was mauled by a cougar...

You made that 500M your bitch

Mama, we got nowhere to go. Carley and CaI took everything.

We? No not we just you. Only you will face the league, I'm outta here.

Sure as heck is

how much you selling that watch for, old man?

We're not intrested, we don't do cesspools we don't do popcorn flavoured we're not selling religion. Oh no no no Mr.Wormwood I'm Jennifer Honey Matilda's teacher. Come on. Well... what's

Hell... You can even be 5th!

-Lucius, what the hell is going on? -The man can drive.

It's time to be mature about this and just face facts.

They walk, talk, sleep...

Are we about to get it on?

At Travis graduation

So call me back. You know the number.

You have spilled my macchiato!

She's gonna be all right, thank you for asking.

Just say, ''I love crepes.''

-I mean, but that was for the team. -No, that's cool. That's cool, I know.

GT500 forum is lit

Nothing wrong with silver!

Because I like to party

I like to picture my burning couch in a tuxedo t-shirt It says I’m formal, but I’m also here to party

-No, no, you're not on fire. -Stretch it out.

Because she's gotta run wild. You can't keep something like that back.

Penny And Indonesia

yay! two plebe years! YAY!!! TWO PLEBE YEARS!!!

-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. -And I'm CaI Naughton Jr.

Brooks Rogers? He’s got two last names

May god be with you Monsieur William. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!

gotta cut around the crossbow bolt

What'da say we get thown out of an Applebee's

...that beautifuI death machine will do what God made it to do...

...as we get ready for trophy time here...

Well said, nephew

I love seeing some French guy break my record...

You're welcome.

Don’t you out that evil on me, Chip!

-This is not my dad-- This is my team-- -Used to love it when I used to win.

Dennit Racing lncorporated has decided to field an additionaI car.

Now there's some stock I'd like to get my hands on.

-It's so good. It's so good. -I got a new nickname.

When you’re too scared to race motocross

He's gonna try the outside move again. I don't know if it's gonna work.

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

Richard Pryor Gene Wilder Joan Severance Kevin Spacey Alan North Anthony Zerbe Lauren Tom John Capodice Kirsten Childs Louis Giambalvo Kevin Nash Triple H Michael Cole Jerry Lawler Dolph Ziggler John Morrison

Okay, that's it. Bye.

I got you, Pepe Le Bitch.

Man, he wants this win bad!

He was a man... He had a beard

I can't believe it! If it isn't isn't Mike Honcho himself!

"And We're Getting Matching Leprechaun Tattoos."

Come on, man, slingshot it. Slingshot, come on.

Ok i am a semi professional race car driver

Yeah, come on, guys!

When you have the stereo on at the same time as the TV...

gum gum gum gum gum mmmmmmm

Hold on, man. Hold....

Come on, son. What's it gonna be?

except I am from Formula UNNNNN

Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

If you don’t beat Big Red Fuck you

Dusty, Im here..... All jacked up on Mountain Dew

Why did you stop the jazz music?

You're not on fire.

Just wanted you to know ---

-Hey, Jarvis! -Go ahead, Cal.

Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.

I know it's a techinicality but I tell you what Anybody who tries to take this WALLY away from me is getting hit square in the face

Look, Ricky, early word out of NASCAR...

They are terrible boys.

Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan.

Do it, get your balls back. Go fast again.

Yeah, now I'm really feeling it. I feel like the car could drive itself.

Yeah but, ok but if you top the meters how am I going to top the meters?

No! I honestly did not know that!

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little did they?

And we're getting matching leprechaun tattoos.

I got a better idea.

I like hearing that.

Shut up in here! I’m trying to sleep!

Go, baby, go. Wait, what are you doing?

Oh, man. Oh, man!

I think it’s done. -It’s not done.

If we wanted us some wussies We'd have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman

Just say "i love really thin pancakes"

spring semester delayed indefinitely yay!!! class of 2023 gets two plebe years!!!

Billy Unger Spencer Boldman Adam Hicks Doc Shaw Ashley Tisdale Robert Hoffman

That's the greatest thing I ever heard of.

I'm going fast again!

Do it sarge, Get your balls back

Keep it up, baby.

This is the one I was talking about, Ricky Bobby.

--that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Get down, Jimothy

How good of a job is regional director

...because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.

See you on the track.

...because it's just you out there.

Im as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now

...and then Matt Crafton said:

Bender, Engage.

I got weed in here cowboy

Love them voodoos!

you're really notified i mean with all the no's N to the O i mean matilda books three trucks came today. and the delieveries were late so i'm notinfict noifeireaire mount mooouk. your screen can't be bing. bing bing bing. everyday i'll do.

Well, I like the cougar, but what company is ''M.E.''?

Because I think you wish you thought of it.

Is that a huffy?

If we wanted two little girls, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay?!

...even though it was weird and perverse.

-Damn. -Like I said, work in progress.

I like to think of Jesus, like, with giant eagle's wings.

These colors don’t run.

He's gone from 26th to 1 8th place.

''Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

HORRAY, MORE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SAME MONEY!

I feel like I'm in Highlander.

Also, I got my balls back, Gary.

He was a man He did Jujitsu

...is you don't listen to losers...

Who’s retarded now

You said, this baby ain't goin' nowhere!

Dad, you made that grace your bitch.

Oh hell stick, I was drunk when I said that

If you’re last... you’re first.

If you don’t vote for Cade than F@ck You!!

Okay, I'm starting to get sick.

Yep. I'm flying through the air. This is not good.

How much you selling that weed for old man

Brad, you made that megabomb your bitch.

Mountain Milk: Does it hurt at night thinking about the fact that tenkara is the original fly fishing style?

-lt has nothing to do with you. -Hey, come on.

Yep. I’m headed to Lauren’s second bday this week. This is not good

Oh, Ricky Bobby.

Just say. I. Love. Ryan day.

So before you can even think about any reaI driving...

Remember when you said I was too ignant to peel a cucumber? Well, who’s retarded now?

Look at Don Shula, legendary coach.

Swiss, Havarti. What was the other one?

Hakuna matata, bitches

You made that deck your bitch, dad...

Unbelievable! I love that! That is cool!

YEP. I'M FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Hey Steve if you ain’t first you’re last.

This Fall weather... Makin' my trigger finger itchy

Down, Karen! Get down! Get down, Karen!

gum gum gum gum gum mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

-Just look at him. -No, I'm not lying.

lay off the peyote

I can't believe this.

Go for it on 4th and goal coach

Let's go out tonight, you know, the whole family.

This is how Shake and Bake ends.

Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather.

Don't Ignore Me....

When you are 11-0 in college football..

oh my god allahu akbar

I'm gonna start this car up.

This “sun” and “day” it’s nonsense

Carlos, you brought this on man

My bank account got me like

Now we shall dance, and yes, it will be a slow jam.

Packs of stray dogs, that control TK

They do everything together. Everything.

I’m just so proud of you boys!

How I feel when patriot fans and non fans together (There’s no such thing as a Rams fan)

Joseph---------------------- --------------------------Chad

…….. sign your case please

I’ve been waiting here for eons

I’m coming for you sancheZ

Nobody can hang with their Culinary Fest! Haha!!)

Because although today I am friendly...

Soon you will know what its like to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you

How much you selling a frag of that St. Thomas for Old man?

Why am I still talking to you?

I’m putting a lot of my eggs in that basket. The build up for Shania basket.

Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it?

It's all right. It's all right, you're not on fire!

...how come the water level drops in the spa?

I believe you have some tickets waiting for me. My name's Reese Bobby.

You just crudely pasted your face over mine

That’s my best friend!

which perfume are you gonna buy? dior poison.

-Cal! -Put me down.

There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man.

To tame Komodo dragons in Sri Lanka...

I got a chubby right now because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life

yay two runoffs

how much you want for that car, fcpd?

Nikki and carlee be like Me the Driver

I just came here to tell you, I'm coming for ya

That's our teammate!

Now, I am declaring Granny Law.

Can't We Resolve This Conflict Without Anger

-There she is. -Looks like the Pep Boys threw up.

Now, is there anyone out there who wants to be a QB? Anybody

Welcome back to Gerber where the long one continues

I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner...

...I'm naming CaI Naughton Jr. as the driver.

You got hair on your peaches or what?

Hey, Ricky. It's me, Cal.

-What did you say his name was again? -His name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby.

Let me talk to her

This is a new era for Dennit Racing, huh?

-Sure. Who do I make this out to? -It's for me. I think you're awesome.

One-sixteen. One-sixteen!

Dear Lord baby Jesus...

Goverment: STAY HOME Bill and Ben: Anarchy

Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.

I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater...

Good for you, Ricky Bobby.

This sticker is dangerous but I love Fig Newtons.

I thought we had a good thing going. Shake and Bake.

It's the beginning of a new age.

-Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!

Utah right now.

Is there anyone out there who wants to make a play?

Although today I am friendly, tomorrow. . .

Hey chris Just letting you know....I'm coming for you

We were cell mates!

A trombone player???!!! But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike.

You’re welcome

That doesn't mean you get to say whatever you wanna say to me.

What? I said "with all due respect."

-See you when you're grown up. -Dad! Come back, Dad!

You made that script your bitch

MAKE THAT SLOPESTYLE COURSE YOUR BITCH

Don't you put that eviI on me, Mikey

In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

...in the near future.

These colors don’t run.

See you when you’re grown up!

Nurses After this Pandemic is over during their parade.

You're doing great. You just keep it up. Keep it up.

-Yay! Two Christmases! -Yay! Two Christmases!

-...why would he apologize to you? -Yeah, I know. That's weird.

Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.

This is it. This is how it ends.

if you don't go on a walk, then fuck you