Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There’s goddamn cougar in the car!

As William Blake wrote, ''The cut worm forgives the plow.''

Hi carmen This is good

Hey, man. How's it going? You wanna come over and party?

...than the Jackhawk 9000?

I Can't Understand A Word You've Said The Whole Time

I'm just having a hard time, man. I'm just calling up for some support.

Great. Hey, how's your mama's hip?

Watch the maiI for that invitation to the wedding, because I want you there.

-That make you happy? -I'm just thrilled, Mr. Dennit.

It sure as heck does!

Walk with me, Ricky Bobby.

Put a smile on your face? That's the future of Dennit Racing.

Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

...because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life...

You made that debate your bitch

You’re welcome

Experienced!!!! Developer!!!!

Where did stock-car racing come from?

I'll tell you the truth. I'm a little confused by your tactics.

Oh, hell, Ralphie, he was high when he said that!

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Your injury is one of ignorance and pride.

-That's dumb. -It's not dumb.

Also wanna thank you for my best friend, CaI Naughton Jr...

You got the gift. Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last.

All those races I won, that was for you, you know that?

Damn the torpedoes

Here is the deal, I am just the best there is... plain and simple

It's real nice. i got it at target It's on sale

-Hey, Ricky. -Carley! Hey, baby.

I think we all agree that Bakugo Katsuki is flamming hot

Nat, you made that printer your bitch.

We were up all night working on it. Like I said, a lot of teams gave parts.

I mean, he's been blowing me off for 25 years...

-Gouda. -Cheddar? -Gouda!

Yeah, Ricky, it's good to be back.

I wanna go fast

Did you run any of this by NASCAR?

Thank Your UPS Driver !

Our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken.

Well, the ball joint on my car broke off and nearly crashed into a pole

-Seems to me like it went pretty good. -You're not my dad.

Nasheed and Cream

I'll just bury it down inside.

All right, let's have a look.

-And it's Shake and Bake time. -Cal, I don't like the way...

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

Help me Jesus, help me Jewish God, help me Allah HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!

And if you do not obey Granny Law...

-Are you feeling anything now? -I'm feeling a little bit.

--so she's a little emotional.

Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I promise it won't happen again.

Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world-class horses...

that phone ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

help me michelle murray!

...and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

...to heaI him and his horrible leg.

Everything's just about perfect... Whaddaya say we go get thrown outta the applebees?

Ricky, you can't race no more.

I want this sports talk out of my head!

Karl Jack Kramer? He’s got two first names.

Bobby working really hard to pass the Wonder Bread car.

Well, he's driving like a man possessed.

Rae: You’re like a tractor beam of hotness!!

I wanna go fast

If you ain't Chop, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

He's got guts. Dennit Racing needs a racer like him.

mister these sales orders have been waiting for you for a long time

Get your Balls Back Henry

Tell Ricky I'm on my way.

Greatest country on the planet.

You guys made that pricing spreadsheet your bitch

-Thank you. -And I know you won the race...

...except I am from Formula Un.

C'est la vie and que sera, sera.

From West River, North Carolina...

What were those things? Were those the other cars?

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

...we have to build this engine ourselves.

Gents, We made that party our bitch!

We've passed the halfway mark with Ricky Bobby...

-That's absolutely ridiculous, man. -Ricky...

...I will paint your back porch red.

ALRIGHT, PROFESSOR DICKWEED

Doc, Give it to me straight

thanks sarah, you'll be my best friend forever

Abracadabra, Holmes

Does that blow your mind? That just happened!

That doesn’t make any sense at all. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.

Beaten reaI bad, cowboy.

And we look forward to Boursin's release of mystic mountain blueberry

Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second. Let me make sure I got this straight.

Turn up the damn heat

AI! AI! AI! AI! I don't know what it is, but I love it!

Alright, next season, I’m comin for ya!

Hello, Ricky Bobby.

how much you selling that food and fuel for, old man?

No, she's gonna be 88 and....

...and it cools you off on a hot summer day.

Nurses After this Pandemic is over during their parade.

Look at that! Ricky Bobby's gonna try to win the race in reverse.

He's made that car three lanes wide, but he's still fast.

SMITH BITS I WANNA GO FAST

Glenn, shut up.

Hey, get him a suit. Hurry up, make it snappy. Let's go.

That's good. That's good fun. That's good fun, Ricky...

love me that nico

Yes, he does. Get yourselves down there.

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This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I love Vegeta

Don't You Put That EviI On AZ!

If you won, how am I gonna win?

This is not good

They are like twins, born from different wombs.

-It's like a tractor beam of hotness. -I know.

...but he's making no friends on the way to the front.

It won the Academy Award For Best Movie Ever Made

...is your little obscene gesture's gonna cost you 1 00 points.

I will never shake your hand, ever.

Wilkl you be my Kelvin Sampson?

You gotta be a little more deliberate in your movement.

-Hey, Ricky, I'll call you tomorrow. -Shut up.

With all due respect, babe, I'm gonna do some driving

You don't win for anybody else, you win for you. You know why?

I will not have my grandbabies acting like shiftless, wild hobos.

Yay! Two Lunches!

You know what? No. Because I still hate you, okay?

I know it's a technicality, but I tell you what...

You gotta learn to drive with the fear

LMAO I got mine at target

One must look one must listen. If you were to listen at the door of ant compartment who knows what you may learn! That would not be very proper mosieur poirot!

I keep snapping back into it

I’m not gon say it

It's affecting more and more cats every year.

I really-- I didn't want it to be this way.

How much you sellin' that old C.P.U. for, Old Man?

What's implications mean?

All right, now, you boys listen up, and you listen good.

ls your name, by chance, Ricky Bobby?

Term oil, right here 60 bucks a pop

Your injury is one of ignorance and pride.

Pull over! Pull over!

Have you ever seen a Mott couped up in a car on a cold day?

I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket.

-Thanks for the lift, Hershell. -Yeah, no problem.

-Come on, baby. -I love you.

Hey, Ricky. Are you on fire?

It would be really awesome if you could let me shoot him. Ya but if I let you shoot him, how am I gonna shoot him?

Dem boys!! Git Down!

It's Like a tractor beam of hotness!!!

Got this for you Happy birthday

I. Love. Crepes

No, I don't care what the doctor said, we gotta tell him now.

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Coke Zero!

Don't pay them no mind, Ricky.

I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.

Applebee's has rats!

-You did good. -Thanks, Mama.

You wanna see what’s going on here? The Door Dash didn’t deliver the Plan B

It's like Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

how much you sellin' them cherry jolly ranchers for, old man?

We're ready to get back to racing.

Tom Brokaw is a punk.

Riprocks has rats!

I wish you could've felt his little heart fluttering.

What's the Highlander?

What began as a day of hope and optimism...

Oh, hell ricky, I was high

AWS Training Engaged

Hey Wade, Losing’s never fun, but here’s something to pick your spirits up!

Quake... and Shake!

only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot ders that's it, that's it, that is it!

What did you just say?

It's shadow time, buddy.

Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.

Well, you're home now, and you got your mama.

...as a way of getting back at him...

-CaI Naughton. -Hey...

Like a spider monkey! Go on.

-That's a great idea, Mama. -And order the same stuff.

-All right, way to go. -Go, way to go.

Party Puppy Because I like to Party, so I like my puppies to party

Your looking for humanity well that's strike two and three right there

When the crack head starts bouncing around in the back of your patrol car

Alright you got me. That’s an awesome picture

I’m a Driver’s Wife I don’t work!

-Oh, shit. -That's a foul! That's a foul!

I'm a veteran and a diabetic!

Mega! Mega? Mega. Reese’s Puff, Reese’s Puff! Eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up! Reese’s Puff, Resse’s Puff. Eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up, eat ‘em up.

I've got some big investors coming by.

Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong...

Son, you need help.

Hey screw you man!

-I hate you! -Hey, Ricky.

-It's none of my business. -More like...

She's very affectionate. She suffered a recent loss--

Winning a losing argument

Now, you watch yourself.

3 Shop field grades onlooking the ongoing CPT Coup

Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used...

Hakuna Matata Bitches

I spread my buttcheeks as mike honcho

My name is Jean Girard...

Someone didnt love you enough when you were little did they?

I like your driving style. I'm more of a Tony Stewart man...

-God, where'd you get that thing? -I trapped it.

Absolutely, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby.

I sure as hell am Stalin. I love the way they’re talking to you.

I hope that both of you have sons.

You probably didn't hear about it...

Yes 2020 has been rough But we're still dear friends

Let me talk to her

ls this some kind of joke? You guys putting me on?

It would be really awesome if you could slingshot me into the end zone for once

Peaches and cream!

Sweet stinky weed

When you were telling Tiffany off earlier! Lmao

The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not.

you're wrong and You got a lumpy butt

-I appreciate it. -Let's see what's under the hood.

I'm not even sure he realizes how much damage he's doing to his car.

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And I’m hammered drunk

Sir, you taste of America.

Man, I gotta lay off the peyote

You’re gonna get over it…… And you’re gonna be my best man!

I got something to tell you, you mangy piece of trash.

-I gotta go check on cuckoo bird. -No, cuckoo's okay.

Aint nothin wrong with silver!

if you don't chew big red then fuck you

And next to him is hip-hop artist, poet and my brother-in-law, Mos Def.

-Just relax, man. -Good night.

I’m the best there is Joel can’t hang with my stuff

...and he never shows up.

My head’s all tied up like a pretzel I got a pretzel in my head!

midnights at 5am talking to the caller

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

lt certainly does look delicious.

How much you selling those eggs for old man

Well, Jules, Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple

-What the hell are you talking about? -ReaI simple, son.

I can’t believe it If it isn’t Mike Hancho himself

...from my driver.

Well, I like the cougar, but what company is ''M.E.''?

...it would be really awesome if, like, you could slingshot me in for a win.

Yes, Jarrett, it's me.

And I just don't think that I can keep it shut anymore.

Sounds like a good day. Texas Ranger, how about you?

-Can I just have a little refresher? -Of course, baby.

That Just Happened!

Like I said, I lost my license. I've been having a lot of problems lately.

I choose pick number “un”

Hey, close the door. I got heat in here, Cowboy

Do you--? Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Let's go back to our John Hannafin...

Look I came here to tell you tomorrow I'm coming for you. May god be with you Monsieur William. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!

Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little Did they ?

AMERICA! These colors don’t run, We Fly, GOD SPEED!! FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!!!

Even with a healthy arm, you don't have a chance against Jean Girard.

I am a semi professional race car driver

That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!

I'm choking on my own spit.

Ladies and gentlemen, NASCAR fans...

Get your balls back Go fast again

All right, fellas. You heard the man. Get the car off. Let's go.

A day after my pfizer shot

Pretzel in my Head

Yeah, so, I was thinking, like, while you're resting up and stuff...

-Think about it. -No, I was thinking about it.

Help me, Allah!

Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.

Ricky! Control Your Heart Rate!

-Chimichanga. -Mexican.

When you say psychosamatic..you mean like you can start a fire with your thoughts?

IT’S IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION LOOK IT UP

...but I love it!

-CaI Naughton! CaI Naughton. -Oh, my God.

I really regret being added to this group text

Hot Dog . I mean , that’s like looking up Bridgette Wilson-Sampras’ skirt.

...you try to take this away from me, I'll sock you in the face.

They’re locus mains. Locus mains get to do what they want.

...and teach them to perform Hamlet.

Everyone, turn away.

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