Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why do you drive with the AC on And the windows down

I love the way there talking to you , their winners Winners get to do whatever they want

Thanks Clif, I'll take the tickets. I got two for sale!!!!

If you don't like EFFY then fuck you

don't you put that navy federal credit union evil on me andres

...at a place that's reaI special.

We got some lower-end sponsors, so it's nothing to shout about...

-Are you serious? -Amazing. Six different kinds.

This is my dear old friend Elvis Costello.

Vrotate To the B team

Riprocks has rats!

It's making me a little itchy.

...but first I want you to say:

This is the way!

-Why? -What do you mean, ''Why?''

...there's a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it.

Hey, man. We missed you at the wedding.

Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric.

I’m talkin bout sittin down Enjoying a gourmet meal At a place that’s real special

Ninety-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives.

Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair, drop the kids off with their aunt...

It's coming out. It's coming out.

No one seems to have the edge.

There's a kilo of columbian bam bam under the car! Time to be a Man!

EV is EV? oh hell ricky i was high when i said that

Was it not pleasant for you?

Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 1 7.

I hate myself for being so jealous, but I am.

why do you want to go to 2 lauren birthday parties?

Short Squeeze Engauged

Wade, losing’s never fun. But here’s something to pick your spirits up!

I’ll Beat Your Ass K-Ro

It's not always bad to be in last place. Here's some things we can focus on:

These Brewers games are so crazy... I'm choking on my own spit!

-Oh, God, I'm gonna get sick. -Oh, God.

...while I got my arm wrapped up like a fricking gordita.

-I think I touched a nerve. -Right there.

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

Apparently, we've got a situation for the Laughing Clown, number 26 car.

One, two.... Oh, God.

LET ME QUOTE THE GREAT COLONEL SANDERS...

...but I asked for no onions on my Bourbon Chicken.

What the hell, Glen? Why did you bring up overseas extensions?!

-Ladies, right? -Yep.

I’m the best there is Joel can’t hang with my stuff

Please be day to day

It's just Jean and Ricky.

Hey, it's me, America.

-Hey, baby. You guys are so smooth. -Thanks, darling.

I win the races and I get the money.

It's real nice. I got it at Target It's on sale

This "Sun" and "Day" it's nonsense

Ricky, you've got Brian Wavecrest...

Sandy, you made that Named your bitch!

Zo Baldwin is not a Volunteer, Zo Baldwin is a Driver

I'm thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack

What about the time you ran over my leg with a car?

We keep oat milk for profiling purposes.

It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

Been slaving over it for hours

Ricky, first of all, where did you learn to drive like that?

I felt like I was on a spaceship and....

Yayyyyyyyyyyy Two Mortgages!!!

Come on, John, pay attention.

Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.

Come on, man, wake up.

Well, girl, you got some game

If you don’t like The Rock, fuck you!

So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?

What do you mean, a visit? This is my house.

Nana’s Birthday’s Coming Up & I don’t know what to get her Get Her A Coffin

Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

If you don't watch Turning Red, Then fuck you!

...it's not your tailpipe, it's a little bit...

Trap Bar Deadlift Pr's ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

I can't get around him, man.

I am going to paint you’re back porch red

Gen gamma Kids talking to Talking to Gen alpha kids

Race mode Engaged

I bought myself a hundred-thousand-dollar...

I am not gonna let you die here...

You're my best friend! You're my best friend!

You know who's gonna be number one at Dennit Racing?

Bar cause I’m as hard as a Diamond in an ice storm right now

Folks, I'm here with one of the great NBA superstars...

Now I am declaring Daddy Law

Work Mode Enagaged

Well, now what the hell am I supposed to do?

Abracadabra, homes.

-Work this thing out. -That's right.

-Son! Son, did this go good? -No!

I've been slaving over this for hours

No, no, no! No, he needs to know!

And there goes Ricky Bobby on the outside!

Thanks, Sparky. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever!!

I'm here for career day for my son Lucas

Ma'am, your dogs not dying... She's choking on a BBC!

That's a pretty good compromise.

Crepes are just really thin packcakes... and ADUs are jst really small houses.

...we just thank you for all the bounties I've caught and the 25,000 grams--

''I love really thin pancakes''? That is a fair compromise, no?

...Dennit Jr. must be freaking out. All the money he's losing?

...a statement of fact and in no way a comment...

It's all right. You're safe.

To try to bounce back after a devastating, violent wreck.

That's a little quick Shark.- you see what Mott did there!

I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow.

lt is, isn't it?

When you have the TV and stereo on… ...how do you controI the volume on the TV?

You know, my old boyfriend Greg?

I ain't backing off. I'm Ricky Bobby, I'm the best there is.

I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

Shark: when I play you garage ball today..

-Goodbye, Ricky. -Goodbye.

Great win brother

-I just started pressing stuff. -Hey, don't press all those buttons.

Me with any homeless person

Don't You Put That EviI On Me!

I said “You got a lumpy butt.”

I was depressed when I said that

You came in and you said, "If you ain't first, you're last."

How much you selling that Puka Nacua for, old man?

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken

You are fast, Ricky Bobby...

i like to picture drew hammered drunk throwing corndogs

shutterstock foreplay i like it doing in a video oh yes yes i wanna fight all through the night lipsmackers cherry ripe cherry pop i like that a lot can you go down are you up for it baby? talk to me talk to me talk dirty talk dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty talk.

-Put on-- You got your TV on? -Well, yeah, I fell asleep with it on.

Have you noticed that?

-That would be great. -And I would be delighted, Reese...

Ur my BF Your my best friend!

...to talk to y'all about my day-to-day.

Thank you, Bacco. Go.

what are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that!

Though Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse.

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Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, Victory Lane, for Fox Television.

...I will return to Paris and you will never see me again in NASCAR.

...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak.

lf you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow...

Do it dad. Get your balls back

Don’t you put that evil on me Dr pressly!

Ma'am, your dogs not dying.. She's choking on a BBC!

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

‘cause of the gayness

You know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars?

And remember, I'm saying, ''with all due respect.''

Did that blow your mind? That just happened!

I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some Russian guy.

-I don't know. -But before I can do that...

Get used to hearing it

I like to think of cilantro as a vegetable…

Hell, you can even be fifth.

Urging you to never travel to Canada

Well, they want me to race at Talladega next weekend, but I'm not gonna do it.

-After the race? -Yeah.

I know there's a cougar, I put it in there.

No, once was good. Once was good.

Good for you guilhem malichier

Okay. It's because it's what you love, Ricky.

I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby...

Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, 50-year-old Baby Yoda...

They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.

-I said, ''Wait till after the race.'' -Was he crying?

You will know what it is like to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you

Indigestion I'm bored man, wanna hang out?

Hey, Hey! That’s Not Nice.

Also, I got my balls back behind the wheel of a car.

when you hit a jump in mx wrong

Shut the fuck up!

-Oh, yeah, yeah. -He's doing quite well.

ln a car. Car handle really good. Yeah.

It certainly does sound delicious!

Ricky Bobby just had himself a bad day.

...except I am from Formula Un.

When you try to convince coach that fighters training is torture.

I spread my buttcheeks as AA Ron

Hey, driver! Drive these.

All right, Girard, I found you. Now let's see where this goes.

So why is the song on the jukebox?

Reeky bobby, I have come here to defeat you

That boy leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race...

Maybe subconsciously you slept with Ricky's wife...

Down Karen! Get down!!

That's a gegug Bottom line buhh

Hey being a Mom is never easy but here's a little something to keep your spirits up Its real nice... got it at Target.... It's on sale.

So, Jean, introduce me to your new teammates.

I mean, that's just life.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Panda express has rats!

...but that doesn't bother me anymore because Jean is the future...

Peaches and cream!

Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

If you don't list on Propsail, then f*** you.

Okay, I'm a semi-professional racecar driver And an amatuer tattoo artist

Check it, it was a nacho fountain with six kinds of cheese on it.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the finaI lap.

...have no interest in. He's gonna usher in a new era.

Officially Engaged!

...for your loved ones to deaI with ain't cool.

You sick sons of bitches!

-Say hello to Dr. Watts. -Get him, Cal.

Just say I love Crepes

Oh, God. So fast.

What are we looking at? ''Julio's thongs for men''?

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean, like...

Party Puppy I like to party so I like my puppies to party too

When people call him “Sid the kid”

Yeah, but those are two things that don't really go together.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME JERICA BRITT

Our Sponsors are Really gonna shit a chicken. Lucius, Michael Clarke Duncan, shut up.

-I can help you with that, son. -Really?

The car, it handled real good

-My God, I love those. -Put any syrups you want on them.

A Trombone Player? A TROMBONE PLAYER?! BUT YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. YOU'RE DELIVERING PIZZAS ON A BIKE.

Well, the ball joint on my vehicle broke off

how much you selling that recalled pressure washer for, old man?

I missed you, Mama Speed!Ricky Bobby's back!

Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it

Anarchy! Anarchy! I don’t know what that means but I love it

Trying to homeschool my kids... Anarchy! Anarchy!

-Ricky! -Come on, Dad!

Don't talk like that.

Dear tiny infant Jesus

You made that sim your bitch

Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it.

Just like Carley's tatas.

He found that wheelchair in the hall. He's fine.

When you have the TV and stereo on… ...how do you control the volume on the TV?

Okay. Our friendship is done. All right?

Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver...

-lt is dumb. -Why is it dumb?

lf I was right, why'd you throw another bucket on me?

You have spilled my macchiato.

Well That s that.

Where are they?

Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?

Come on, number one.

YOU MADE THAT COMPETITION YOUR BITCH

Don't You Put That Evil on arizona!

Well, we’ve got Calhoun’s ribs… …You’re welcome

Well, Mandy, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

Because the drivers that finished first and second got out of their cars...

Ask you to break their arm When somebody

-Gouda. -Cheddar, Gouda.

In the words of the great Dave Carson I've had too much covid to taste this chicken

If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?