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You have outflanked me, front desk guy!
Yeah! Yeah!
Give at least as many high fives as you get.
Look, as the run-offee at my own almost-wedding,
You're moving to chicago? That's right.
All: Ooh...
In one of my old boxes in our storage locker,
I hate you so much.
Number three, karen. Mm.
Of you two making out with each other?
Oh, you're kidding me.
Even though she broke your heart,
Number five, blah blah. Mm-hmm.
I'm sure barney's got a whole thing about bro hell.
My dad did a real number on me.
The real challenge is walking up to a girl
It doesn't matter where we live.
When you talk about our marriage.
There's no top five, robin!
Actually, lots of singles.
(grunts)
So, can I have the locket?
She left her fiancé for you.
Was excellent!
Take care of the game for me.
We are losers!
(scoffs)
Beyond all rationality and wanting them to have
What desperate ho-bag
But if you keep acting this way,
At the end of the night,
You're going to your ex-girlfriend's wedding.
Come on!
A serious question right now.
There's just no way to do it.
What are we doing here?
(sniffing)
Actually, there is a word for that. It's "love."