Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Narrator: It was a lesson that took me

(laughs) strip club?

Marshall: So the reason someone can't come up

They're not all penis buildings.

About san francisco and our breakup.

I could never do that.

And you're going as 1994?

With her grandmother's locket?

I just want us to be...

Answer: Because the crab shed

And that we don't speak italian,

And apparently there's some chick named victoria

And what point is that?

What? Jeanette...

Haven't talked to her since.

If I could just, you know, take the whole world's advice

I can't believe you're leaving new york.

I mean, is it gonna be weird?

If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening.

Man 2: I think I struck out with, like, 20 girls.

Are we really gonna go someplace

And number one, victoria.

I'm always open for my friends.

I mean, I am sitting right here.

(à la borat): Is nice!

I don't care how well-dressed I am.

A gentleman uses

We should probably head back.

Just clothes? Ted--

You agonna lose.