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Can I be honest?
Why does this sign say "gentlemen's club"?
We're here for barney's wedding.
Because you know the answer.
I'm moving to chicago.
That I'm giving to her as a friend
Everything they want, no matter how much
I'll overnight it.
And introduce them to your buddy?
Narrator: Kids, for a brief period when I was seven,
And I don't like that anymore.
If you keep lying to me,
Look, dad, yes, obviously, losing you was way worse,
I ruined my pants, but it's totally worth it!
So childish!
It says here your package was delivered earlier today.
I mean, if you told me
Have you talked to jeanette lately?
In the sense that you'll dial it back to, like, once a week.
Oh, yeah, the convincer right here!
Play laser tag once a week.
Ted...
Somebody owes somebody an explanation.
I'm not done.
Sure. Just so you know,
Jeanette: Thanks for meeting me here.
We're going to a strip club.
You're gonna lose this.