Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're calling the woman who left you at the altar
Man: I'm sorry, mr. Mosby.
Is that the ghost of captain dearduff,
Narrator: That was a lie.
I swore on the bro code.
It was just... Over between you and victoria.
(both chuckle)
Into a different ex-boyfriend's mailbox,
Maybe I am wrong for still being mad at you
Bro hell sounds bad.
Barney is no stella. Mmm.
Whoa!
But bad things happened, too.
That one, it doesn't look like a penis, anyway.
And you're still killing yourself
Stella? Yeah.
I know that it's not gonna change anything.
But even if I did, I cannot get out there this week.
And the only reason I'm saying any of this is 'cause
If we stay in new york, we both get to follow our dreams.
Narrator: But then, 24 hours later...
You're gonna lose me.
♪ do you understand?
I was gonna lose?
I feel like I can talk to women now. Yeah.