Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(clears throat)
The complimentary bathroom cologne...
Narrator: The truth is, there was a ghost in that room.
(sighs)
There is always a strip club.
And almost marry her, and after that,
That time you guys pretended to be a couple
When mom sets out hot dogs in the backyard.
Number four, boats, boats, boats.
That's more than crazy.
You know?
You know, I think we're ready to go back to that party
The penis-building guy?
Which are...?
If you keep cutting me out of decisions,
If you keep using words like "winning" and "losing"
Until you're 30.
Um, it was kind of crazy how all of sudden
I've missed you so much.
It's not like it'll happen all at once,
Robin?! Oh, god, this again?
(exhales)
Look, if it means that much to you,
But what about when we get back from our honeymoon?
How weird this all sounds?
Narrator: Decades later, boy's new best friend finds out
It's tatooine scrap metal!
Narrator: Also a lie.
When I say your training is complete!
Nope. (laughs)
You do?
Thank you.
You just-- you don't give up! Because if I could give up...
Sending you jewelry
So I was at your apartment stealing your mail,
That would be...
We will.
You see, minutes earlier,